Touchmyfinishandyoudie has updated his status:

"Hey, Wheeljack! Megatron wants me to go on patrol, so..."

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Detonatingstuffismything: No. As of three seconds ago, I have been your slave for three days. I'm done.

WhatdoIputhere: Can't argue with that. The bet was for three days only.

Touchmyfinishandyoudie: -_-

Bumblemus_Prime: Actually, Wheeljack, he ordered you to do it before the day was over. So you still have to do it.

Detonatingstuffismything: Who are you?

Touchmyfinishandyoudie: I don't know, but I like them! You gotta do it!

Detonatingstuffismything: ...nao.

Bumblemus_Prime: Do it for the sake of my readers.

Detonatingstuffismything: ...readers?

Bumblemus_Prime: Ever since you started your first chat, I've posted it online. Yes, I know of your existence. And so do a few others.

Myusernameisclassified: I'm going to have to take you to the pentagon.

Bumblemus_Prime: You do not have to take me to the pentagon.

Myusernameisclassified: I do not have to take you to the pentagon.

Bumblemus_Prime: You will no longer interfere.

Myusernameisclassified: I will no longer interfere.

Bumblemus_Prime: These are not the droids you are looking for.

Myusernameisclassified: These are not the droids I am- wait, what?

Bumblemus_Prime: Star Wars, episode 4, A New Hope.

Myusernameisclassified: I KNOW THE REFERENCE!!

Hackingisfun: You've basically been stalking us ever since we started chatting?

Bumblemus_Prime: Yup.

DiscipleofPrimus: What is with the title of 'Prime'?

Bumblemus_Prime: Don't worry, It's only a username. I'm not a real Prime. I'm not even an Autobot. Or a Decepticon.

TheshiftyAutobot: So what...you're a human?

Bumblemus_Prime: Noooo. I'm a scraplet.

Breakingstuffismything: O_o

StingslikeaBee: O.O

DoctorWho: ._.

Bumblemus_Prime: KIDDING! Jeez...

Powerfultwowheeler: -_-

Bumblemus_Prime: STAP WIT DA FACES ALREDDEH!

DoctorWho: Stop spelling things incorrectly and we might.

Bumblemus_Prime: ...Fine. -_-

WhatdoIputhere: Face...

Bumblemus_Prime: WHATEVAH!

DoctorWho: •-•

Bumblemus_Prime: Hello, I am Baymax. Your personal healthcare companion. I have diagnosed Ratchet as-

BloodofUnicron: ENOUGH! This person has a few screws loose.

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StingslikeaBee: Although...have you ever considered looking in a mirror, Megatron? They're not the only one with a few screws loose...

StingslikeaBee: Oh, by the way, make sure Starscream is standing behind you when you do.

I'dratherbeplayingguitar: Ouch.

LordStarscream: Hey!

BloodofUnicron: Bumblebee, I will rip your voicebox out all over again if you don't shut up.

Hackingisfun: ....

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Bumblemus_Prime: Alrighty. That's better. Now I have an awesome surprise for you guys.

TheshiftyAutobot: ...I'm afraid to ask, really.

Bumblemus_Prime: You all get to be DARED by my readers!

PowerfultwoWheeler: How is this 'awesome'?

DoctorWho: It isn't.

Bumblemus_Prime: It's awesome to me and my readers. And if you're dared, you gotta do it. Now, seeing that Bucket Head is banned from the chat right now, and he's one of the 'bots in the dares, we might have to do this next time. And...if I am not mistaken, someone will be joining us.

I'dratherbeplayyingguitar: Another human?!

Bumblemus_Prime: Yes. Now this chat is over. Go on Knockout's patrol, Wheeljack.

Detonatingstuffismything: Great...wait, what?

Touchmyfinishandyoudie: HA! You gotta go on my-

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