I_NeEdeDThAt
I_NeEdeDThAt has updated his status:
"Why am I doing this to myself?"
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Googletron: Because you're being forced to.
Googletron: Why haven't the usernames come back yet?
ImNotAmerican: ^
DiscipleofPrimus: My username has returned.
Googletron: That's very suspicious, Optimus.
DiscipleofPrimus: ...
Detonatingstuffismything: Mine has too, though.
BeepBoop: I wish mine did, my last one was cooler.
I_NeEdeDThAt: I wish I could change it. I'd go back to "I'dratherbestranglingMiko".
MiniUnicron: Hey...
Breakingstuffismything: I dunno, I still think the last ones were better.
TheshiftyAutobot: well, I don't.
BeepBoop: You will still forever be a greenie in our optics, Smokescreen.
TheShiftyAutbot: why you-
Detonatingstuffismything: Hold on, guys. Let's not forget the main objective; why we're here today. Sunshine has some dares.
I_NeEdeDThAt: Sadly.
MiniUnicron: What, you're not going to comment on the fact he just called you sunshine?
I_NeEdeDThAt: It's a dare, I can't say anything about it.
Detonatingstuffismything: oh
Detonatingstuffismything: Hey sunshine
Detonatingstuffismything: sunshine
Detonatingstuffismything: sunshine
Detonatingstuffismything: sunshine
Detonatingstuffismything: s
Detonatingstuffismything: su
Detonatingstuffismything: sun
I_NeEdeDThAt: stop
Detonatingstuffismything: suns
Detonatingstuffismything: sunsh
Detonatingstuffismything: sunshi
Detonatingstuffismything: sunshin
Detonatingstuffismything: sunshine
Detonatingstuffismything: sunshin
Detonatingstuffismything: sunshi
Detonatingstuffismything: sunsh
Detonatingstuffismything: suns
Detonatingstuffismything: sun
Detonatingstuffismything: su
Detonatingstuffismything: s
Detonatingstuffismything: sunshine
I_NeEdeDThAt: WHAT
Detonatingstuffismything: Hi.
I_NeEdeDThAt: *sigh* hold on, let me get my wrenches...
MiniRatchet: I would have thought one of your dares to be not throwing any.
I_NeEdeDThAt: It's not. I have to throw something "harmless" instead.
MiniUnicron: I'm not sure I like those quotation marks.
I_NeEdeDThAt: You shouldn't. One of the examples of things I could throw was a human. And since I also have to be nice to you, and I particularly like Raf the most, that leaves Jack to throw.
MiniPrime: What?!
MiniUnicron: relax, he's bluffing.
I_NeEdeDThAt: Try me.
MiniPrime: ...
Detonatingstuffismything: Uh, then, why are you getting wrenches?
I_NeEdeDThAt: As one of the dares, I have to allow you to throw them at me. My helm, specifically.
Detonatingmystuffismything: and there's no catch to this?
I_NeEdeDThAt: Not really. I might throw Jack at you, but then I'll probably get painted pink, but that's alright, I need to paint someone else too.
Cyberninja: Quick, someone screenshot that. He just said it's okay to paint him pink.
I_NeEdeDThAt: Careful, Arcee. For all you know, you could be the one I'm painting.
Cyberninja: ...
Breakingstuffismything: Ratchet, I feel like you're being too calm and casual about this...
I_NeEdeDThAt: It's because I'm internally screaming. Let's just get all of these over with. Also, Bulkhead, I hereby declare you medic of the team. I get to go out onto the field and do your job.
Breakingstuffismything: but...my username...and your equipment...also I don't know what I'm doing...
I_NeEdeDThAt: I know. These humans like to watch me suffer. I'm going to deny them of their sadistic pleasure and keep it to myself.
Breakingstuffismything: ...that doesn't sound healthy.
I_NeEdeDThAt: I know my limits. Here, Wheeljack.
Detonatingstuffismything: Hm?
Detonatingstuffismything: ah.
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Ratchet found the wrecker and gave him a box of wrenches, telling him to fire away and call him sunshine all he wanted. He kept a straight face as each one bounced off of his helm, wincing on the occasion when one would be thrown a little too hard. In the distance he heard a crash and a "RATCHET I'M SORRY I KNOW YOU NEEDED THAT" by Bulkhead. Ratchet didn't say anything, only staring straight ahead as another wrench bounced off his helm. Wheeljack slowly stopped throwing them though, starting to feel bad for doing it.
"...What are you doing? I know I gave you more than that," Ratchet stated, looking at him.
"I know...but you just look so dead inside."
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Googletron: Looking over these dares, it seems as though you have been spared from being given a new paint job by being allowed to throw Jackson.
MiniPrime: !!!
I_NeEdeDThAt: yes, the humans seem to contradict themselves. I just made it simpler and decided that if I throw anything, I'll be painted pink. I'm currently debating on it.
MiniPrime: Wait, what.
I_NeEdeDThAt: Has anyone seen Optimus?
DiscipleofPrimus: I am in the main area, old friend.
I_NeEdeDThAt: I sincerely apologize for this.
DiscipleofPrimus: ...
*
Ratchet met Optimus in the room, and greeted him with a friendly hug, which Optimus hesitantly returned, surprised at the medic's actions.
"Was this a dare?"
"I'm sorry."
"W-" before Optimus could ask, a paint bomb exploded on the back of the Prime's back, Ratchet must have planted it. Most of the room was now pink, including Optimus, who simply stared at Ratchet, who was also now pink.
"I assume this was a dare as well," he replied calmly. The medic only nodded once. Miko, splattered in pink, was laughing her head off from the human area. Raf was wiping his glasses while muttering something about this being the second time, and Jack just stood there, looking at Optimus with some sort of pity before his eyes widened.
"You're pink already."
"I know," Ratchet replied, giving him a look that Jack hoped didn't mean "I can throw whatever I want now, with no consequences."
"Alright, see you all in a week."
"Wait, what?" Miko asked, calming herself.
"I have to be used as an actual ambulance for a week," he explained, disappearing to most likely clean off the paint. Where he went, no one knew.
*few days later*
MiniUnicron: So, Ratchet the hatchet, how's your new job?
I_NeEdeDThAt: Not as bad as originally thought. It's interesting and sometimes depressing to see what your kind do to each other or themselves, or what they endure. Besides, if something ever happens to any of you, I have a better idea of what to do now.
MiniUnicron: aw, you do care!
MiniRatchet: who knew he had to do all this beforehand to do so, though.
I_NeEdeDThAt: On the contrary, if I ever do throw Jack, or Miko once all of this is over, I know how to deal with the consequences afterwards.
MiniPrime: ...
MiniUnicron: ...
MiniRatchet: ...
DiscipleofPrimus: ...
Breakingstuffismything: ...
Cyberninja: ...
TheshiftyAutobot: ...
Detonatingstuffismything: ...
MagnusUltra: ...
DarbyJuneNurse: Ratchet, I swear to your Primus, if you lay one servo on my son I will find and dismantle you right then and there.
I_NeEdeDThAt: ...
DocKnockisKnockedOut: ooh, this just got juicy.
Stilettos: I would be inclined to agree.
Googletron is typing...
<Stilettos has logged off>
Detonatingstuffismything: o h
Googletron: still not over it, I suppose.
I_NeEdeDThAt: Well, seeing as I only have a few days left for my last dare, why don't we determine who's next?
MiniUnicron: I nominate *******
DiscipleofPrimus: I am sorry, what?
MiniUnicron: I said ********
MiniPrime: What, we have to guess now, too? Miko, come on.
MiniUnicron: No, it's not me! I'm typing ******* and it keeps doing that!
I_NeEdeDThAt: Well I nominate ********
I_NeEdeDThAT: What the frag
DiscipleofPrimus: Ratchet, please, there are children present.
Googletron: Wait, would this mean we can't nominate anyone? The dares are over?
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BeepBoop: Thank Primus
BeepBoop: Wait
BeepBoop: What's going on?
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Cyberninja: why are there squiggles?
MiniRatchet: It's not me I swear
DocKnockisKnockedOut: Soundwave, what are you doing-
Error, invalid session.
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Hello my fantominalrific readers! I've decided to try something new. I'm letting you all vote or "like" (since fb) who you'd like to be given dares next! Out of the list below, please comment (on the name please, and no dares yet!) on who you'd like to be dared next. I'll look at the list in a few days and then either narrow it down or determine who it will be. Once determined, I'll create a separate part for their dares. I'll delete that part when I've selected the dares and have started writing the next chapter.
Vote once please lol
Cyberninja
Breakingstuffismything
Detonatingstuffismything
DocKnockisKnockedOut
DarbyJuneNurse
MagnusUltra
MiniPrime
MiniRatchet
ImNotAmerican
BeepBoop
Watchout4thequiet1s
Ibeheaddifferentspeciesforaliving
ImIllogical
The dares for this chapter:
"Ratchet, you have to give your entire box of wrenches to Wheeljack and let him throw them all at your helm while listening to him call you Sunshine."
"Switch roles with Bulkhead. All that precious equipment..."
"I dare Ratchet to not throw a single wrench as everyone makes him mad. If he loses the other bots paint him pink."
"I dare Ratchet to hug OP >;V
In a bro way dangit"
"every time Ratchet wants to throw a wrench at someone, he has to throw something random yet harmless instead. Example: flowers, rubber ducks, stuffed animals, a human, etc. ;D"
"Paint prime pink"
"Be used as a human ambulance at the hospital for a week"
@basicallyalmosteverycommenter
"Be nice to Miko"
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