Alien: oh johnnyyyyy

Spacedude: someone save me

Alien:

Spacedude: never mind

Alien: and now I pinch you :)

Satan: what?

Devil: I don't know

Smother_hen: but that's actually John if someone brings up Bagels

Spacedude: Bagels?

Smother_hen: no

Spacedude: bagels.

Smother_hen: there are none

Spacedude: bagelss...

Alien: there's a bagel in the air lock

Smother_hen: Jackie no you dumb ass

Spacedude: Bagelsssss

Alien: *is proud*

Devil: why???

Alien: hahahaha he turns stupid when he wants bagels

Devil: ???

Alien:

Devil: oh...

Alien: ahahahahahahah

Jeff: he does love his bagels doesn't he?

Alien: he opened it-

Alien: well broke it-

Spacedude: WHERE IS THE FUCKING BAGELS?!

*audible screech from all over the world*

Devil: Jackie, rest in pieces my bro

Alien: ohhh so your Virgo

Satan: dammit

Spacepup: pretty fitting

Alien: if I'm going to hell wouldn't I just come back to Earth?

Spacedude: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU YA LITTLE SHIT