Ayan is mechanics real name, made by Mayhem2045 

MurderousBitch: dads about to kill me so let me tell you about my feat while he's looking for me

SmotherRooster: oh god

MurderousBitch: I told him to say addicted after every sentence

Jeff: JACKIE LOGAN TRACY DONT YOU FUCKING DARE

MurderousBitch: and uh... the last thing I said was

Jeff: DONT. YOU. DARE.

MurderousBitch: oh I do dare. I said what hit you in the face last night, it took a while before it clicked and I had to run

Jeff: you are going to die a slow and painful death.

Spacedude: I don't get it

Spacedude: ....

Spacedude: JACKIE FFS 😂😂

NotACinnamonRoll: 😂😂😂😂

SmotherRooster: poor dad 😂

Jeff: it is not funny

Ayan: it's a little funny

Devil: 😂😂😂😂 I CANT FUCKING BREATHE!!!

Squidward: it's the fact they're not denying it for me

Spacepup: Gordon- 😂