*Warning this is a homophobic Karen*

*Kelsey and April are playing soccer*

April: Catch me if you can Kelsey!

Kelsey: Oh I will.

April: Ha ha.

*A Karen approaches*

Karen: What are you doing? 

April: My girlfriend and I are playing soccer.

Karen: Did you say girlfriend 🤢.

April: Yes.

Karen: That's disgusting  gayness is a sin you two are going to hell.

Kelsey: Uhh what?

April: Ma'am we're not doing anything wrong.

Karen: Yes you are, girls should date boys

Kelsey: Girls can date whoever they want to.

April: Yeah.

Karen: Where's your manager.

Kelsey: We don't have a manager.

Karen: Did you back talk me.

April: That's how a conversation works.

Karen: Did your parents each you two to respect your elders.

Policeman: * Watching from the distance,* another Karen again.

Kelsey: They did, but we don't know you.

Karen: Well you should respect me, you little brats.

April: Ma'am please leave me and my girlfriend alone.

Karen: I'm calling the police to make you to straight.

Policeman: * Walks over,* no I can't come with me. And join your friend in jail.

Karen: But their lesbians.

Kelsey and April: Shut up.

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