*Brooha and Policeman are hanging out at the police station*

Brooha: What time do you finish work, so we can get something to eat.

Policeman: Only 20 more minutes, then we can get something to eat.

Brooha: Ok then.

Policeman: * Cellphone rings.* Hold on I got to take this.

Brooha: Ok, I'll wait.

Policeman: * Steps outside to answer his call.*

*a Karen approaches*

Brooha: Do you need something ma'am? 

Karen: Yes.

Brooha: Well what is it? 

Karen: GIRLS DON'T WEAR HOODS.

Brooha: I've seen girls wear hoods.

Karen: Did you just back talk me.

Brooha: That's how a conversation works, you old hag.

Karen: DID YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.

Brooha: I don't have any parents. 

Karen: GET ME YOUR MANAGER.

Brooha: I don't have a one.

Karen: Well my boyfriend is a policeman, he will arrest you.

Brooha: 😠.

Policeman: What is going on in here?

Karen: * Starts fake crying.* This woman yelled at me, and told me that my clothes were ugly. 

Policeman: 😶.

Karen: *Still fake crying.* So can you please help your girlfriend.

Brooha: Lady I'll have you know I AM his girlfriend.

Karen: No you aren't.

Policeman: Actually she is, my girlfriend.

Brooha: * Goes over and kisses her policeman boyfriend.*

Policeman: * Returns Brooha's kiss.

Karen: 😡.

Brooha: 🙂.

Policeman: Ok off to jail with you.

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