A/N: Okay quick message. One, DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE READ CITY OF HEAVENLY FIRE!!!! IT DOES CONTAIN ONE SPOILER (in the form of a name!) BUT JUST MESSAGES FROM JEM AND TESSA! I AM WARNING YOU NOW! I DON'T WANT ANYONE COMING BACK SAYING I SPOILED COHF FOR THEM!!!! Two, Jace, Clary and Simon are NOT able to see Jem and Tessa's messages for I do not wish for them too so please don't ask why they did not reply to Jem and Tessa. Jem and Tessa do mention Will, that is the reason I don't let the others see their messages - I want this conversation to be funny! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ABOUT THE SPOILER!!!

Enjoy! :) (This will be the only conversation like this one.)

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If The Characters Of The Mortal Instruments Had Twitter: Conversation Fourteen.

~ Simon (@SimontheVamp), Clary (@ClaryFrayNotAMundane) and Jace (@JaceHottieWayland) have joined the conversation. ~

Jace: @SimontheVamp look I can make a vamp Emoticon appear! :[

Clary: @JaceHottieWayland leave Si alone! @SimontheVamp ignore him Si.

Simon: @ClaryFrayNotAMundane it's fine I remembered what you told me. :)

Clary: @SimontheVamp what? :)

~ Zachariah (@SilverJem) and Tessa (@BooksareJems) have joined the conversation. ~

Simon: @JaceHottieWayland A duck walked up to a lemonade stand…

Jace: @SimontheVamp Oh God NO! Tell it to go away…

Simon: @JaceHottieWayland and he said to the man running the stand…

Jace: @SimontheVamp DON'T TALK TO HIM!!! JUST RUN!!!!

Clary: @JaceHottieWayland it's only a song Jace.

Simon: @JaceHottieWayland Hey… Got any grapes?

Zachariah: @BooksareJems I have got to use that on Will. I can imagine his reaction now, running into a room: *imitates Will's voice* "HIDE THE GRAPES! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!! THEY WILL ATTACK!"

Tessa: @SilverJem *laughs* that’s our William.

Jace: @SimontheVamp HIDE THE GRAPES! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!! THEY WILL ATTACK!!!! :O

Zachariah and Tessa: *laughs* he sounds just like William.

~ Zachariah (@SilverJem) and Tessa (@BooksareJems) have logged off. ~

Simon: @JaceHottieWayland *quietly* and then he waddled away. Waddle… waddle… waddle… Until the very next day…

Jace: @SimontheVamp NOOOOOOO!!!!! I WILL END THIS DUCK'S REIGNING STORM OF TORTURE!!!!! *grabs Seraph blade and runs outside*

~ Jace (@JaceHottieWayland) has logged off. ~

Clary: @SimontheVamp *laughs* #laughingsomuchithurts OMG Si!!! That was just WAY too funny!

~ Clary (@ClaryFrayNotAMundane) and Simon (@SimontheVamp) have logged off. ~