Me:
Hello, everyone! As requested by many of you, I have started a support group fro victims of Mr. Gold.
For not fro
I like to call this groupme chat "I Am A Mr. Gold Victim: Please Help."

Moe_Man45:
Good name

Me:
Thanks, Moe!
Welcome, everyone! Please feel free to share your stories of victimization.

ashley224:
I'll go first
Back in the fairytale world, I made a deal with him

Moe_Man45:
Oh no
You shouldn't have done that

ashley224:
The deal said that I had to give him my first born child. When snow and charming helped me capture him, gold took away my thomas.
Then during the curse, he tried to take my baby. Emma helped me so it ended all good

Me:
Thank you. Anyone else?

Moe_Man45:
Long story short: he beat me

Me:
Oh, dear

belle_gold:
Father, I know. But you have to forgive him

Me:
Belle?
Why are you here?

belle_gold:
I may love the man, but I was still his victim
He forced me to be his maid and took me away from my father

Moe_Man45:
I remember it like yesterday

belle_gold:
And don't forget all those times he's manipulated me and lied to my face

evil_queen👑:
Grow up!
He does that to everyone

Me:
Regina?
I mean...
Madame Mayor? What are you doing here?
This is a surprise

evil_queen👑:
Oh so it's a surprise when I'm here, but it's chill if the guy's wife is here
Archie, that's some serious marital problems

ashley224:
I agree

Moe_Man45:
I second that

belle_gold:
Leave my marriage alone

Me:
Regina, why are you here?

evil_queen👑:
He's tricked me so many times.
And he might have had an affair with my mother
I think that's enough

wicked_always_wins💚:
My turn
He didn't choose me to cast his curse! He chose @ evil_queen👑
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!! 😡😡🤬🤬

Me:
Whoa whoa
Lets calm down

evil_queen👑:
Get over it

wicked_always_wins💚:
You don't know what it's like! You get everything. What do I get? Bloody munchkins and green skin?!

evil_queen👑:
What was it that you once said?
Oh right
Once you go green, you'll never go queen
Lol

wicked_always_wins💚:
That's my line
!!!!!
WICKED ALWAYS WINS!!!!

Me:
That's it!
I'm signing the both of you up for sister counseling

HandsomeDevil🔥:
The crocodile took my love Miliah away from me

Me:
Well what about Emma?

HandsomeDevil🔥:
I love her, but it took me centuries to find her. I could have been happy before now

Me:
But revenge is NEVER the answer

evil_queen👑:
You want a bet?

HandsomeDevil🔥:
The dark one made me a villain. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!
😲😳🤯😑😧😳😮😢😦🤐

ashley224:
What?

evil_queen👑:
He found out about emojis the other day

Moe_Man45:
Oh

robininthehood:
Rumple held me hostage in his castle and tortured me
Belle helped me escape

belle_gold:
Yes, I remember
You're welcome again

robininthehood:
You saved my life.

Me:
There we go
Everyone is friends

wicked_always_wins💚:
NO!
I HATE YOU REGINA!

evil_queen👑:
Give it a rest

dark1:
Well well well
What do we have here?

Me:
Gold?

ashley224:
Oh no

Moe_Man45:
Thats it
I'm running to my secret underground gold-proof cellar

Me:
How did you find out about this?

dark1:
It was on the Storybrooke website, genius

Me:
Oh thats right
I paid for an af
Ad

evil_queen👑:
What a dumb cricket
Lol

HandsomeDevil🔥:
I'll be on my ship if anyone needs me
Not you crocodile

dark1:
Belle?
Do you really think you are my victim?

belle_gold:
......
Sometimes

Moe_Man45:
HA!!
DIVORCE!!!

belle_gold:
Stay out of this father

dark1:
I know where you live Moe
It's my town. I know where your cellar is

Moe_Man45:
RIP
Belle, pray for me

dark1:
I am shutting this operation down

Me:
You can't do that!
Its a therapy session
MY therapy session

dark1:
I have magic you idiot
I can do what I want
Session ending....
NOW!