Me:
Good morning, everyone! Welcome to our support group for cursed people.
I am calling this groupme chat "I've Been Cursed! Help!"

August-occhio7:
Wow
That the best you can do??

Me:
...Unfortunately
Who wants to go first?
Someone has to
Really???
No takers?
Fine. Aurora, why don't you start?

sleeping_beauty😴:
I was put under a sleeping curse... thats it

Me:
How are you cooing with that?
Coping

sleeping_beauty😴:
I try not to fall asleep because I don't want to go into that fire room

Me:
What fire room?

sleeping_beauty😴:
Its some sort of realm people under the sleeping curse go to
Snow, David, and Emma's son have all been there
If I go into a deep sleep, I'll go there. Its scary
DAMN YOU MALEFICENT!

Me:
Ok...
Thanks
Who's up next?
Really guys?
August

August-occhio7:
Fine
Hey guys!
So... I'm a puppet
I always was until Blue turned me into a real boy
Then Gold messed with me and tried to turn me back into wood
Not sure if I'd call that a curse tho
And then there was Tamara who tried to kill me

Me:
Oof
Thank you!
Who's up next?
Come on
If none of you were going to participate, why did you join this group?
John

notsolittlejohn:
Oh boy
And its LITTLE John

August-occhio7:
If you want to be called Little, you might want to try a salad every now and then

Me:
Thats enough August
Go ahead Little John

notsolittlejohn:
I was turned into a flying monkey
It lifted me into the sky and left me for dead
According to Robin, I transformed at the hospital
I don't remember much about the time I was one of those monsters

Me:
Wow
That must have been dreadful

ruby_red🐺:
Not as dreadful as being a wolf
I ate my boyfriend

grumps:
Yikes, sister

Me:
How did you cope?

ruby_red🐺:
I learned how to control my wolf instincts
Thats it, I guess

Me:
Thank you! Who's next

SydneyGlass:
I'll go
Regina forced me to live in a mirror
I've been her slave for years

grumps:
Who hasn't?

SydneyGlass:
I hated it, but I loved her
Now I don't
She's a monster!

Me:
Uhh...
Thanks Sydney!

freddythegoldman:
My turn

Me:
Thanks for volunteering!

freddythegoldman:
No problem, man
King Midas turned me into a gold statue
It was an accident, of course
I missed out on years of my life, but luckily when Charming freed me from my curse, I hadn't aged

Me:
Great!
Thank you!
Who's next?
Leroy?

grumps:
Why ask who's next when you're just gonna call me out?

Me:
Sorry. But you're the last one

grumps:
Oh
Right
Well, I was under Regina's curse 28 years

ruby_red🐺:
We all were

sleeping_beauty😴:
Not me

notsolittlejohn:
Or me

August-occhio7:
I escaped suckers

ruby_red🐺:
Well most of us were

grumps:
I was some sort of fisherman
Do you know how bad raw fish smells?
It's disgusting

Me:
Don't you still have your boat?

grumps:
Yeah so?
Doesn't mean I can't sit in it and enjoy a beer

August-occhio7:
Right on my dude

freddythegoldman:
I'll join you say tomorrow

grumps:
I don't even know you

sleeping_beauty😴:
Maybe Phillip will want to join you
He said he wants some man time

grumps:
I barely know him

notsolittlejohn:
I'm coming too

grumps:
What the hell?
Quit inviting yourselves to MY boat
I barely know you people, except Ruby, Sydney, and Archie

Me:
This is what these sessions are for... making friends

grumps:
Quit being such a conscious

sleeping_beauty😴:
I don't think he can help it

Me:
Thank you, guys for today!
See you next week if you decide to return

grumps:
Nope

ruby_red🐺:
Nah

August-occhio7:
Eh

notsolittlejohn:
I'll think about it

sleeping_beauty😴:
Why not
I got nothing better to do

Me:
Thats the spirit!
Reminder: I an hosting a therapy session here on groupme for people who are victims of Mr. Gold
This will take place on friday at 8:15am
I won't post an ad this time
NO ONE TELL GOLD!

sleeping_beauty😴:
He scares me

August-occhio7:
Fun fact: I pretended to be his son

SydneyGlass:
Damn

Me:
Bye, everyone!

sleeping_beauty😴:
Bye

ruby_red🐺:
Bye Archie! Thanks

August-occhio7:
See ya

SydneyGlass:
Back to my mirror

freddythegoldman:
Back to my Kathryn

Me:
Good day!