Me:
Hello?
Did anyone forget something?

Mom#1:
AH! MY SPAGHETTI!

Grandpa:
Thanks, Henry. Almost forgot my keys

Me:
Where are you going, grandpa?

Grandpa:
The sheriff station

Me:
You got to be kidding me!

Mom#2:
Henry
What's wrong?

Me:
I'm stranded at school. One of you forgot to pick me up 😡

Mom#2:
WHAT!!!

Mom#1:
Ok who's turn was it?

Grandma:
Not mine

Mom#2:
Of course not
Because you're so perfect

Me:
Why do you always have to separate each thought?

Mom#2:
I like to make a point
You know me by now
All of you do

Me:
Can't you make a point in one single message???

Mom#2:
No
I can't

Me:
😡😡😡

Mom#1:
Seriously! Who's turn was it today?

Grandpa:
Umm...

Grandma:
David?

Grandpa:
Yes, snow?

Grandma:
Go pick up your grandson right now!

Grandpa:
Ok. I'm almost at the station, but whatever

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
Hello

Mom#1:
Hey, Hook

Mom#2:
Who taught him how to text?
He's a pirate
Why does he need a phone when there is no service in the middle of the ocean?

Grandpa:
I taught him

Mom#2:
I knew I should have killed you when I had the chance

Grandma:
REGINA?!

Mom#1:
Hook
Hello?
Hook?

Grandpa:
Where'd he go?

Mom#2:
Good riddance
Maybe Gold abducted him
😏

Me:
Mom, don't use emojis.

Mom#2:
Why not?
I thought you liked them
They're cool

Me:
Not when you do it
Is someone coming to pick me up or what?

Grandpa:
I'm on my way

Grandma:
You better not be texting and driving, David

Grandpa:
Umm... no. Of course not

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
🥴😬😱🥺😭🧐🤣😘😆😜😎🙄

Mom#2:
What the hell?

Mom#1:
Oh no

Grandma:
Hook found the emojis

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
👺😻😧😰😫😤🥵👃🏻👦🏻🧁🏓🍺🌝

Me:
What does that even mean?

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
It's supposed to mean something?

Me:
Yes!

Grandpa:
Next lesson: how to properly use emojis

Grandma:
Stop texting and driving!!!

Grandpa:
Yes dear

Grandma:
DAVID!

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
What does this symbol mean?
👖

Me:
Nothing. That's just pants

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
Aye. I see
👅😼☠️💩💀🤫😐😴😝🤨😕🙁😃☺️😇🥰😗😌

Me:
Now you're just tapping random emojis

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
I enjoy these hieroglyphics
Who knew the gizmos of your world could be so entertaining?

Me:
Steve Jobs

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
Who?

Me:
Nvm

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
Come again

Mom#1:
It means nevermind

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
Then just say that then

Grandpa:
Pulling up at the school

Me:
I see you

Mom#2:
Problem
Solved

Me:
Really, mom?

Gold:
Can you all stop?!
You have all spammed my notifications. I am trying to run a business here and I need to see if I am receiving messages from clients.

Grandpa:
You mean victims?

Mom#2:
Who added you to the chat?

Gold:
What are you talking about? This is the family group chat

Mom#2:
Then why is Hook here?

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
😉😋🤓😝🤣🤓🥳🤣

Gold:
He found the emoticons didn't he?

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
😗🤓😜😏😟🤣😂

Mom#1:
Sadly... yes

Me:
I'm in grandpa's truck now
So... bye

Mom#1:
Bye henry. I'll take you to Granny's later

Me:
Ok

Mom#2:
Goodbye you imbeciles

Grandma:
Toodles

Mom's_No_Good_BF👎:
😎🤣😏🤣
Does that mean goodbye?

Mom#1:
Not even close

Gold:
Out of all the women in the world, my son had to find the one related to all of you

Mom#1:
Hey!

Mom#2:
He's got a point

Me:
STOP TEXTING!
I'm trying to listen to music now

Mom#2:
Now look who's separating their texts

Me:
Bye mom

Mom#2:
Bye, sweetie
Kisses 😘

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