Ash updated his status
I'm gonna be the Champion of Gen 8

Silver: only when you pay the Champion 100000 pokedollars

Gladion: Let's say

Silver & Gladion: Use your brain 4ever 10 year old!

Ash: Mist kill them with your Mallet

Misty: I is fine Ash. Don't call me Mist. We are not dating

Ash: stop lying

Misty: I said keep it a secret

Gold updated his status
Silver kiss me!

Silver: in your dreams

Lyra: Silver please tell me you kissed him!

Silver: I did.... inserts fan art pic

Lyra: I've seen that fan art before. I made it.

Gold: kiss meeeee!

May updated her status
I tried to eat ramen but...
(Insert what you think)

Gladion: but you ate my cake!?

May: I'm talking about today not yesterday

Misty: Drew ate the other end and you kissed

May: correct

Lyra updated her status
I told my mum Precious metal is one-sided at the min and she threw the chairs into the garden very upset.

Gold: Waaaah Silvy!

Silver: No

Lyra: it was Thursday yesterday!

Silver: fine. *sighed and kisses Gold*

Lyra:*faints*

Delia updated her status
Ashy dear go to bed

Ash: No I'm playing the Sims

Delia: what's so gr8 about that?

Gary: it's the only place that someone would want to marry him

Ash: dang it. I thought you were going to say date.

Gary: yeah you and Misty are dating ♡

Ash: dang it. You saw

Delia: ASH YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!

Ash: gotta go. Gary if I am dead it is your fault

Gary: ah the world will have peace!

Gold: hello I exist

Gary: maybe not

Lyra' S mum updated her status
I want to have a stern word with Silver

Silver: what

LM: HOW DARE YOU NOT LOVE GOLD! THE POOR BOY IS HEART BROKEN! DON'T LOVE MY DAUGHTER LOVE GOLD! YOUR MAKING ME REGRET HAVING LYRA! SOMETIMES I LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER WITH HATRED BECAUSE SHE'S CRUSHING MY OTP!

Silver: your daughter made me kiss Gold.

LM: LYRA I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STILL YOU DIDN'T DO IT BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO DO IT! GOLDS SUPPOSED TO LOVE GIRLS BUT HE LOVES YOU! BE GRATEFUL!!!!!!!

Pansy updated her status
Silver Lyra' s mum is about to kill you

Silver: then I love Lyra's mum
LM: NO YOU LOVE GOLD!!!!!!!!!
Silver: kill me then
LM: NO THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU LIVE AND HAVE A LIFE FULL OF COLOUR!
Silver: NO!
LM: OH YES
Silver: Fine I'll go out with Gold!
LM: my dear child
Gold: the first time she didn't use CL.
Serena updated her status 
OH ASHY BABY
I LOVE YOU BABY
YOUR MY ASHY BABY!!!!!
GO OUT WITH ME!

Ash: YES Babe
Misty: what the hell?
Ash: Hey who was on my account!?
Misty: I'll kill them with Mallet
Ash: who's that?
Misty: I mean I'll kill the person who did it
Ash: OH. Yeah you do that.