Misty updated her status
-Ash, I am dumping you

Ash: why?

Misty: you were cheating on me with Dawn and making me feel completely useless.

Ash: Misty!

Ash and Misty are no longer in a relationship

Ash: mist pwease!

Misty: it's over

Pansy updated her status
-man...a lot of ships are dying

Renge: what's going to happen?

Pansy: ships will die (😭) but then get back together I hope.

Renge:.....

Dawn updated her status
-paul....I'm back!

Paul: No chance in hell.

Dawn: WHAT

Pansy: WHAT

Paul: I'm not just a you that you can just choose when to break and fix.
I am a human with feelings.

Ash: NOT YOU TOO

May updated her status
-who should I go with?

Ash: weren't you with me?

May: No. You were happy with Dawn.

Ash tagged Dawn in his status
-all of our relationships are toast because of each other!

Dawn: no way! I didn't realise!

Ash: you didn't?

Dawn: 😠 ASH DENSE KETCHUM!
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Ash: yes?

Dawn updated her status
-PAUL I MADE A BIG MISTAKE! YOU ARE AMAZING, KIND, WONDERFUL IN EVERY WAY!
I'VE DUMPED ASH AND I WANT TO DATE YOU FOREVER!

Misty: I'm confused.
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May: Dawn sweetie- you are out of your mind!
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Iris: HE'S NOT KIND
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Serena:and Ash dumped you.

Paul: lies.

Lucy joined Facebook

Natsu: it's about time 😑

Lucy: Oi! You'll regret saying that

Natsu: will I?

Happy joined Facebook

Natsu: HAPPY CAN TYPE!!!!

Lucy: guess so

Natsu: HAPPY SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A PHONE!

Happy:.......🐈

Natsu: ANSWER

Happy: 😄=🐈

Happy: Natsu X Lucy 4life

Natsu: 😶

Lucy: what do you mean by X ?

Happy: ship!

Lucy: 😶

Natsu: Lucy-

Gray joined Facebook

Gray: Hello everyone!

Natsu: 😠

Gray: What's up with him?

Happy: he was going to confess to Lucy

Gray: confess what?

Happy: that he loves her

Lucy: WHAT!!!!😶😶😶😶😶

Natsu:😖😖😖😖bye

Natsu left the conversation

Gary: hey Gray! Our names are so similar

Misty: oh perfect

Viktor: ANYONE WANT ME TO BE THEIR COACH?
Many disliked this
But Yuri liked this

Yuri: GET HIM AWAY FROM ME PLEASE!

Karma: I just brought new tubes of mustard and wasabi. Who wants to try first? >:D

Nagisa: No thanks. SOS!

Okajima: I will!

Nagisa: WHY?

Okajima: to get girls to think I'm brave?

Karma: ok >:D (why a question mark though?)

Nagisa: are you sure about this? 😖

Okajima: y-

Karma: No turning back now. *shoves mustard and wasabi up his nose*

Okajima: AHHHHHHHHHHH HELPPPPPPPPP *IN A LOT OF PAIN*

Karma: I only did a little bit. 😈😈😈

Nagisa: 😖

Rio: HAHAHA😈😈😈👏👏👏👏

Nagisa: stay quiet! You'll be next!

Karma: No she won't😐. You will 😈.

Nagisa: 😓*runs away*

Rio:
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Natsu updated his status
-Lucy-

Gokfkxi7xuf7fbj uukediyicyciyk
Jsjstydkkdyuldykdyodd
Kktsdkyydkod

Lucy: what the-

Happy: lol 😂

Natsu: HAPPY! Ghhhhdgggfchgbb 😖

Lucy:😂😂😂😂😂

Natsu: no  gufiigivvkovvo 😖😭

Happy: best thing I've done that's not living.

Natsu: Lucy hhgbbbkhbgv

Natsu: to vdkkxckfh

Natsu: I fhlcduhoohob

Natsu: you 😶

Happy: WHAT were you saying?!

Gray: well done Happy. You stopped your ships confession.

Happy: 😭😭😭😭😭

Happy un-hacks Natsu's Facebook.

Natsu: good grief.

Lucy: what were you saying?

Natsu: nothing 😖 just forget it

Separate chat Natsu and Lucy

Lucy: tell me What?

Lucy: tell me What?

Natsu: nothing!

Lucy: tell me What?

Lucy: tell me What?

Lucy: tell me What?

Natsu: STOP SPAMMING ME!

Lucy: I was quoting Barney.(guess if you please)

Natsu: ? Who?

Lucy: I said. Barney.

Natsu: why do I love you?

Lucy: wait what

Natsu: BYE

Natsu left the conversation

Lucy: he can do that?

Pansy: YOU BETTER SAY YES

Lucy: yes

Pansy: *facepalms*

Lucy and Natsu separate chat

Lucy: don't leave.

Natsu: No.

Lucy: Don't!

Natsu: fine.

Lucy: ask me then.

Natsu: 😖😖😖Lucy

Lucy: yes?

Natsu:will you

Lucy: What?

Natsu; go out

Lucy: yeah! Let's go get that pizza!

Natsu: with me?😖😖😖😖😖😖😖

Lucy: OF COURSE! LET'S PRANK EVERYONE AND PRETEND WE ARE NOT TOGETHER!

Natsu: YES!

/main Facebook/

Natsu is in a relationship with ?

Happy: NOOOOOOOO

Lucy is in a relationship with ?

Happy: NOOOOOOOO ×2

Natsu: D
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Lucy: u
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Natsu: m
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Lucy: b

Sorry for the short chapter.
NaLu....Eeeeeek! *fangirls.*

Sorry if you don't ship it.

Bye!~