*The zombies have failed every attempt to eat the team's brains so far having failed to get in the house through the front or backyard both day and night and now their final option to try and invade is the roof which the trio has protected with catapult plants*

Mario: *Plants a bunch of cabbage-pults* "LAUNCH!"

*The cabbage-pults fire cabbages and take down the incoming zombies pretty easily and the zombies' headless bodies drop to the floor even more dead than before*

Kernel-Pults: *Launching butter every now and then which freezes the zombies for a bit letting the other catapults finish them off*

Mario: "Eat it!"

Bungee Zombie: "YEEEEEEHA!" *Comes down on a bungee cord and steals one of the plants*

Melony: "HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!"

Dave: "Ugh... I hate those bungee zombies! They're so annoying! I hate them so much! Hate em with a passion!"

Melony: "Me too! They're the worst!"

Mario: *Plants melon-pults which do such heavy damage it can drop a zombie after like two or four hits which is pretty good considering the peashooters take forever just to kill one normal zombie* "Hahaha! Mario's got the melons!"

Melony: "...At least those melons aren't alive like I am..."

*They manage to beat the first wave but then zombies with ladders begin to show up*

Mario: *Plants tall-nuts but they just put the ladder down and climb over* "SHIT!"

Dave: *Plants jalapeño destroying all the zombies and eradicating the ladder in the process*

*Suddenly a zombie in a small vehicle starts lobbing basketballs at the plants hurting them*

Catapult Zombie: "Haha!  You're not the only ones who can bring a catapult to a roof fight fools!"

*The plants keep launching a barrage of catapult attacks at him which eventually make his little car explode into pieces*

Mario: "Haha!  Go suck a dick!  Suck a dick!  Suck a motherf_ckin dick!"

Zombie Wave: "WOT DID U SAY BIOTCH?!"

Mario: *Head shrinks* "Uh-oh..."

Zombie Horde: *Marches forward angrily but luckily the squash Mario planted not long ago don't like that so they jump up and smash all the zombies into dead pancakes*

Squash: *Notices one in front of him* "Hmm?!" *Jumps up and crushes him*

Catapults: *Continue to rain down hell on the zombies eventually taking them all out but then when the next group appears on the roof Mario and his two friends see a beeg boi zombie that's carrying a giant wooden power line pole*

Melony: "Oh my god look at that thing..."

Mario: "Oh my lord he's so huge..."

Dave: "It's a Gargantuar...  Said to be the biggest and strongest zombies of the bunch..."

Mario: "Oh wonderful!  Mario wants to choke himself with spaghetti!"

Melony: "Oh shut up Mario and help us plant and beat this giant thing!"

Bungee Zombies: "YEEEEEHA!" *Steal a bunch of their melon-pults meaning they can't do as much damage now*

Dave: "OH COME ON!"

Melony: *Sees some coming to take the last few melon-pults* "Oh no you don't!" *Plants umbrella leaves propelling them back into the sky*

Gargantuar: *Gets hurt by a squash and throws an imp zombie past most of the defenses but luckily he's weak and dies very quickly and then after a whole bunch of melons, cabbages, kernels, and butter to the face Gargantuar groans and sways in pain before falling over dead*

Pogo Zombie wave: *Come in bouncing on their pogo sticks and start to jump over almost all the plants until Melony speedily plants a bunch of tall nuts stoping them dead in their tracks*

Dave: *Plants a bunch of winter melons over the melon-pults that not only do heavy damage but make the zombies cold and slow them down as well*

Winter Melons: *Launch a bunch of frozen watermelons that take out the rest of the pogo zombies and the last one drops a dreaded NOTE*

Mario: "Ohhhh... Mario is scared..."

Melony: *Picks the note up and starts reading* "Wait a minutes... This one's in neat cursive and proper grammar instead of those sloppily written bad grammar ones... Anyway it says, "Homeowner, you have failed to submit to our rightful claim.  Be advised that unless you comply we will be forced to take extreme action.  Please remit your home and your brains to us forthwith.  Sincerely, Dr Edgar Zomboss..."

Dave: "Shit... He's the leader of the zombies..."

Mario: "Mario is pissing his pants!"

*Later when the sun goes down*

Dave: "Uh-oh he's here..."

Melony: "This is gonna be one heck of a fight..."

Mario: "I hope we're ready..."

Dave: "Wait!  I remember his weakness!"

Melony: "And I have an idea that could help us win!  We just have to-

Bungee Zombies: "YEEEEHA!" *Take Dave and Melony*

Mario: "GUYS!  NO!"

*Dave's frying pan hat falls to the ground in front of Mario's feet*

Mario: *Gasps in terror* "Oh no..." *Looks to the right and sees nothing* "Uhhh..." *Looks to the left and sees nothing and then he suddenly hears two big stomps behind him*

Zomboss: "Hello Insulter of the Dead!"

Mario: *Slowly turns and is met with the sight of this*

Mario: *Windows error noise* "I've shit my pants..."

Dr Zomboss: *Sends in a bunch of zombies from his giant ass robot*

Mario: *Plants a bunch of catapult plants that get rid of the underlings and then Zomboss brings the head down close to laugh and the catapults redirect all fire on him when he suddenly makes the machine spit a fireball at one of the lanes but Mario uses an ice shroom to get rid of it and it also freezes Zomboss letting the plants do a little more damage before he retreats*

Zomboss: *Throws an RV and crushes six plants at once*

Mario: "UGH YOU BASTARD!" *Replants them as quick as possible*

Zomboss: *Has bungee zombies tied to the robots fingers that he drops to steal 3 more plants*

Mario: "Stop that you thicc brained crazy man!" *Replants them as Zomboss keeps sending out more and more different zombies to kill Mario such as Gargantuar, football zombies, Jack-in-the-box zombies, and catapult zombies*

Zombies: "BRAINS..."

Mario: *Managing to defeat them all*

Zomboss: "KILL HIM! KILL HIM! SOMEBODY KILL HIM!" *Leans down again and this time he spits an iceball*

Mario: *Uses jalapeño to melt it*

Zomboss: *Lifts up and sends out every last zombie he has* "ATTACK!"

Mario: "OH SHIT!" *Plants everything he has*

*The zombies prove to be too overwhelming and they chew through all his plants and then start to reach for him until the roofsweepers activate and finish them off leaving just Mario and Zomboss*

Zomboss: *Leans the zombot down again* "It's time to feast upon your brains!"

Mario: "Guess what Dr Zombitch?! I'm not scared of you!" *Jumps up and has a cherry bomb set to X50 in his hand* "BOOM!" *Throws it into the cockpit of the robot*

Zomboss: "Oh brains and hell..."

*The cherry bomb explodes and the entire robot falls apart and Dr Zomboss is knocked down onto the floor of the cockpit*

Mario: "It's over for you Zomboss!"

Zomboss: *Raises white surrender flag* "I give up! You win! We surrender! You want your friends back?! Here!" *Lets Melony and Crazy Dave go*

Melony: "You did it Mario!" *Hugs him*

Dave: *Pats his back* "Nice going bud!"

*They see one last note from the zombies*

Dave: *Reads it* "Ok fine. You win. No more eating brains for us. We just want to make music video with you now. Sincerely, The Zombies."

Mario: "Well that's ok! Let's do it!"

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Zomboss: "I declare a truce." *Shakes Mario's hands* "Goodbye humans..."

*The zombies go back to the cemetery and crawl back into their coffins and the dirt magically buried them again as the zombies fall back into their death sleep*

Mario: "It's finally over... Mario's going home."

Melony: "Hey!  Thank you!" *Hugs him*

Mario: *Hugs back*

Dave: *Joins the hug*

Mario: "I'll see you two soon!"

Dave/Melony: *Wave goodbye as he leaves* "Thanks for all your help!"

Mario: *Waves back* "See you next time!" *Starts walking away when suddenly a melon smashes into his head taking it off his body* "OOF!"

Zombie: "HOW DA YA LIKE THAT BIOTCH?!"

Mario: *Lifts middle finger* "FAK U!"

The end!

(I hope you enjoyed this silly little story!  Let me know in the comments!  And as always... Lata!)