Melony: "Listen! It's harder to get sun at night so start planting these!" *Hands Mario seed packets labeled Puff Shrooms*

Mario: *Starts planting rapidly* "LELELELELELELELELELE!"

*Unfortunately the puff shrooms have a shit range and wait till the zombies are almost halfway towards them to start shooting*

Mario: "You're worthless!" *Punt kicks one*

Puff Shroom: "I CAN FLY! WEEEEEEE!"

Puff shrooms: *Actually manage to drop most of the zombies*

Zombies: *Heads are popping off and they're dropping to the floor*

Mario: "Dumb zombies!"

*Suddenly another zombie with an afro comes onto the lawn doing da ChaCha*

Mario: "...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Dave: "Don't laugh! This is one of the more powerful zombies!"

Mario: "Ah! Ahahaha! What?! How can a zombie dancing the ChaCha be dangerous! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Dancing Zombie: "ARISE MY FRIENDS!" *Summons four backup dancer zombies to help him*

Dave: "That's how he's dangerous."

Mario: "Ohhhhhh shiiiiit...."

Melony: *Grabs Doom Shroom* "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" *Throws Doom Shroom into the middle of the dancers and the rest of the zombies*

Doom Shroom: "NGHHHHHH!" *Explodes into a small atomic purple cloud* "DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!"

*All the zombies that were on the lawn are reduced to ash*

Mario: "WOOOOO! SUCK MAH DICK!"

*Suddenly a flag zombie appears and not only did he bring a giant wave but he brought two dancing zombies with him*

Mario: "OH COME ON!"

*Graves suddenly sprout on the lawn and zombies jump out of them*

Mario: "Uh... Uh..." *Grabs hypno shrooms* "BEGONE THOT!" *Throws them and they both go right into the dancing zombies' mouths turning them purple and then they turn around and summon purple backup dancers and start to kill the other zombies by chewing their heads off*

Dave: "Heh heh! You hypnotized them!"

*More zombies keep coming out of the graves*

Melony: "We've got to do something about those graves!"

Dave: "I've got something!" *Throws her a seed package labeled Grave Buster* "Problem is you'll have to go out there and plant it ON the graves to get it to work..."

Melony: "Oh... That's gonna be risky-

Mario: *Takes seed package* "I'll do it!" *Runs out onto the lawn and starts planting the grave busters on the graves to destroy them* "Stoopid zombies!"

Football Zombie: *Grabs him* "BRAINS!"

Mario: ... *Rips the zombie's arm off and then punches the zombie's head off with it*

Football Zombie: "Well SHET..." *drops*

Ice Shroom: *CHILL OUT MOTHERF_CKERS!" *Freezes every zombie on the field and the shrooms take them all down and then suddenly there's no more and they find another note on the lawn*

Melony: "Uh oh... The last note wasn't very good..." *Reading* "Hello.  We would like to visit for a midnight snack.  How does ice cream and your brains sound?  Sincerely, The Zombies..."

Dave: *Pulls his frying pan tighter around his head*

Mario: "Man I'm really starting to hate these zombies!"

Melony: "Oh you didn't already hate them?"

Mario: "SHADDUP!"

Dave: "Get ready. They'll send a huge horde for their, "midnight snack," any second now. So be ready..."

*The horde then arrives and begins to march forward*

Mario: "LETS PLANT!"

*The trio starts throwing the seeds everywhere and mushrooms pop up and fight back against the zombies*

Dancing Zombie: "CAN'T STOP THE FEELING!  SO JUST DANCE DANCE- *Gets head knocked off by fume shroom and drops*

*The zombies keep coming and they start eating through the plants until the lawn's filled with zombies*

Melony: "ICE SHROOM!"

Ice Shroom: *Freezes all the zombies*

Mario: "GO DOOM SHROOM!" *Throws Doom Shroom into the center of the lawn*

Doom Shroom: "NGHHHHH~!" *Explodes into small atomic purple cloud* "DOOOOOOOOOOM!"

*Every single zombie is reduced to ash by the giant explosion*

Dave: "That was... The last of them..."

All Three: *Fall asleep and don't wake up till the next morning*

Mushrooms: "Zzz..."

Peashooter: *Hops up to them* "Guys... You should come check out the backyard."

Trio: *Yawn*

Melony: "Ok... We'll take a look..."

*They head around back where the backyard with the pool is and hear zombies that have set up ladders outside the backyard fence*

Dave: "Well they gave up trying to get in through the front yard now they're gonna try to get in through the back yard...  And to make matters worse we can't use the mushrooms without using coffee beans because the mushrooms sleep during the day!"

Melony: "Well the pool is back here and luckily I have some water plants that'll let us plant on there..."

*The zombies begin to come into the backyard*

Mario: *Takes his hat off and wipes his forehead and puts it back on* "Let's rock."

*They start planting*

To be continued...

(Lata!)