If life were a movie...

I wouldn't need to sneeze when he leaned in to kiss me!

If life were a movie...

I'd have a bunch of bubbly girlfriends around me.

If life were a movie...

I wouldn't look 12, lil ol' me!

If this was Hollywood...

I'd always have the last word.

If this was Hollywood...

Easy and glamourous would be motherhood.

If this was Hollywood...

Have my life together in an hour and a half I would.

If this was TV...

Bright and sunny it would be.

If this was TV...

Ready I would always be.

For anything life could throw at me...

If this was TV...