Chapter 2
B:"JEEZE THE LEWESE I SLEPT IN"
*Falls of spire inro the empty seats*
B:"Where did everyone go?"
*Flies at supersonic speed and runns into Clay who is having a lovey dovy situation*
B:"MOVE OUT THE WAY FLAMING BURITO"
*Yeets Peril into non-existance*
Clay:"The mighty alpha sigma!"
*Clay bows*
Tsunami:"Whos that?"
Kestral:"Oh my skywings and lemonade samiches is that another lazy rainwing"
*Glory sprays Kestral with death spit and we both drop kick Kestral into the sun*
Sunny: YAY NEW FREIND
B:"I am not your freind your not sigma enough"
*Blends into the backround*
B:"Buh bye"
*Flies into the ocean at supersonic speed*
*Suddenly remebers that they go meet Clays mother and zooms to the swamps*
*Goes up to a random mudwing with a rock predending that its a microphone*
B:"Hello my name is Ooga booga im here to interveiw you"
Mudwing:"A rainwing what are you doing here?"
B:"I said answer my questons you pean brain porcupine wearing a speedo"
Mudwing:"Okay jeese"
B:"How much mud have you inhaled?"
Mudwing:"Wha?"
B:"Next question, are you the rizzler?"
Mudwing:"Whats tha-"
B:"Next question, what are your queens breathing patterns?"
Mudwing:"How should i know?"
B:"Where does your queen sleep?"
*The mudwing points to a big hut*
Mudwing:"Over the-"
B:"ON MY WAY TO A BIG PUB FEEEED"
*Sneaky sneaks into the hut, steals the queens crown and shoves the queen in my pockets*
*Sleeps where the queen slept*
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*Wakes up, turns scales to brown*
The queens brother:"When did you get so small sister?"
B:"Since i went on a diet go get me a starbucks cappochino"
The queens brother:"O-okay"
*Runs over to Clays mother*
B:"MICKY ON A RAILWAY PICKING UP STONES, DOWN CAME AN ENGINE AND BROKE MICKIES BONES"
*A train falls out the sky ans smashes Clays mother*
*Changes scales and waits*
*Clay comes along*
B:"I AM YOUR FATHER"
B:"I sold you on the black market"
*Yeets Clays brothers in his face*
*Starflight suddenly falls out the sky*
B:"YOUR NOT MENT TO BE HERE"
*Drop kicks Starflight to the others*
B:"GET OF MY LAWN"
*Throws marbles at Clay and his brothers*
*Flies into the sky at supersonic speed while doing backflips*
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