Preview of the last chapter..

"A-a-and if you are in trouble, just press this button on my di-I-I-I mean, the puppet's dick."

I took out my mini Sasori puppet and pressed his dick.

Silence fell for a few seconds until I heard a familliar voice coming from behind me.

"Took me a while to wait. You know I hate waiting a-"
I interrupted shortly. "And made others wait. Yes. But apparently let's argue about this later after we deal this problem first."

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Luckily Sasori brought his two scrolls, which has Hiruko and the Third Kazekage but for his first choice, he opened his scroll that has Hiruko in it. To be honest, I wasn't surprised because he only uses the Third Kazekage puppet when Hiruko's destroyed.

All of the kunais came towards both of us and Sasori gestured his chakra strings with his hands quickly, which in result, making Hiruko came towards us and clashed the kunais down with his strong, scorpion-like tail.

Sasori then climb into Hiruko and grabbed me tightly at one of my wrists with his cold, woody hands.
And after a second, now I'm inside Hiruko and for a moment, I thought that Hiruko is huge, but then now I realized that I was wrong. Hiruko can only fit for one person to ride on...

Sasori grunted and his lips curved into an evil smirk."Oh well. That means you have to be at the bottom, then. Let me be on top of you for a moment."

I blushed, but I'm the type of person that easily can be turned on so in return, I chuckled seductively. "Okay. But be gentle."

Sasori immediately sat on top of me, but surprisingly doesn't face towards me. I sighed in disappointment and pouted and I saw him smirked and put on his poker face. "Thanks. But what did you expect to happen? It's not like we're going to make out here,eh?" he asked casually and I widened my eyes and bit my lips to prevent to say 'Yes, I almost thought of that' loudly.

"N-n-no.." I hesitated and he widened his eyes and snapped himself to concentrate the chakra strings.
Sasori dealt the ninjas with a piece of cake by spurting some poisonous gas at them, which made them choke and died in a silent death.

I silently sobbed on why did Sasori never notice me, but I cheered up myself. Stupid Kim. He chose to sacrifice his emotions and be a puppet. Of course he doesn't bother any of my mixed emotions. Plus, he's an anime character, dipshit. Why wasn't I surprised about that....

But every night I always dreamed about me meeting Sasori, my ultimate favourite character, and we fall in love with each other, enjoying spending time with each other.... But it was total crap. Because I did meet Sasori, but I was stupid enough to believe he will fall for a girl like me. And besides, he's like, 35, while I'm like, 22 years younger than him. I closed my eyes and grieved silently in my heart while Sasori is busy handling with his puppet.

Sasori's POV

I think I stepped over the line, maybe a bit too far. A bit.
I read her mind and I thought about it.

I silently sobbed on why did Sasori never notice me, but I cheered up myself. Stupid Kim. He chose to sacrifice his emotions and be a puppet. Of course he doesn't bother any of my mixed emotions. Plus, he's an anime character, dipshit. Why wasn't I surprised about that....

But every night I always dreamed about me meeting Sasori, my ultimate favourite character, and we falling in love with each other, enjoying spending time with each other.... But it was total crap. Because I did meet Sasori, but I was stupid enough to believe he will fall for a girl like me. And besides, he's like, 35, whike I'm like, 22 years younger than him. I closed my eyes and grieved silently in my heart while Sasori is busy handling with his puppet.

As I read her mind, my heart.. It felt like my heart was stabbed. First, I teased with her emotions. And now I felt sympathy towards the young teenage girl, but I snapped myself. I'm a puppet. Puppets can't show feelings because feelings can expose my weakness. But the girl... She always dreamed about me.. She always loved me, although she thinks that I don't exist in the real world. I was touched by that because no one ever loved me since I had no parents... I need to cheer her up. She loved me, so why can't I give her a token of appreciation for her?

Hm... What can I think of..   All I found is.. Wait, her stolen stuff! I sure I hid it somewhere.. Oh, it's under my feet! I kept it in my scroll.

I stopped controlling Hiruko and I took the scroll in front my feet and faced towards her. I opened half of the scroll infront of her and what came out was her so called Superdry bag and her Biwa. Her eyes widened and from her frowning face, her lips curved into a soft smile. She took her bag and her Biwa and she asked me. " Since when did you take these from them? And why did you open your scroll only half of it..?"

"It's because I also brought your bike as well. It caught my eye because its art is.... Classic and eternal." I spoke truthfully and she hugged me.

"T-t-thanks.... And by the way," she paused. I raised my eyebrow and she continued on her question.
"Y-y-you looked cool if I can have a better view of you. I have never been up close to you before." she blushed and I teased her by coming closer to her face.

I smirked. "I bet there is more than just describing me than just cool. Come on, tell me more."
She then mocked me by copying my perfect poker face. "You have my favourite poker face and you are good at acting."
I laughed and at first, she was shocked and when I realised what I was doing, I coughed awkwardly and changed the subject.

"By the way, I came here becau-"
"Because Pein wants me?" She finished my sentence and I nodded.

"But why did he want a useless girl like me? It's not like I have any special kekkai genkai, right?" she asked and raised her eyebrow.

"Ermm... About that.. Pein can explain it to you when you'll meet him." I explained and she shrugged.

"But how do we get to the Akatsuki base? There is no such thing as Narutoverse, right?"

"Then if the Shinobiverse doesn't exist, then how can I exist?" I deadpanned and she stood silently.

"I guess you're right... But how do you come into this world, then?" she pointed at my nose and I flinched. I accidently pushed her wrist and she winced.

"Ow! It hurts!"
"Since when?"
"Since you just grabbed me like nobody and pulled me roughly into Hiruko!" she yelled in response
"Oh. Okay then, so deal with it." I sighed and sruck out my tongue. She growled and I continued.

"Okay, I went through a portal. Well, not a portal, exactly. It's like a pond only the Akatsuki members knew how to summon it."

Hmm. Okay then, I'll go with you. But with one condition." she said nonchalantly.
I moaned. "What else do you want, little missy?"
"Can I meet my mother for a moment and I want to take some of my clothes with me."

I sighed in relief. At least she'll bring some of the clothes. But the tricky part is to meet my mom. I-I-I mean, her mom.

"Okay then, tell me your adress and I will take us there."
"Wait, you know Sunderland? How long did you stalk me?" she asked curiously, with hands on her hips.
I stammered and replied while pretend to scratch my back of my neck to hide my embarassment. " W-w-w-w-w-well, actually, it's been.... Months." I blurted the last part and she came closer to my face.

Our noses brushed against each other and she chuckled softly. "Never knew that it was easy to flatter a puppet's heart."

I thought for a moment of what if we're together. No.... That isn't right...
I slowly backed away from her. "No. I-I mean, tell me where you live and we'll get there in no time."

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Kim's POV

The fuck? Why does he avoid me? It's not fair! But... I think I agree with him as well. It'll be super awkward if other people thouhht about our relationship... I think he thinks that I'm too young..

But soon my mind was flooded with other types of problems and what ifs, because I'm really nervous. But on the other hand, I am also excited to meet the Akatsuki members, especially one of my baes, Deidara!!!!!

I closed my eyes and took a bumpy sleep.

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Someone tugged me to wake me up.
"Wake up, brat." Sasori growled and I pretended to looked offended. "From little missy to brat. Are you having an angry management here? Jeez."

And then a familliar chuckle came behind me. I turned around and saw mom.
"Mom! He's the Ak-"
"Akasuna no Sasori. Yes. Apparently I knew him. He saved my life once when I was 12." mom admitted and bowed at Sasori.

I thought out loud. "Come to think of it... Mom's 30 so that means.."
"I'm 31. I met your mom when I was 10. She was lost in the Shinobiverse so I sent her back here. And that's also when she met your dad." Sasori told me and my tears trickled down my face when he mentioned about dad.

"Look, honey. You'll find out why I divorced your dad one day. Now isn't the time to be grieving. And guess what?" mom tried to sound upbeat.

"I have thought about you staying permanently in the Shinobiverse. And as a mother, I will let you."

"YASSSSS" I yelled across the living room and stopped. There is something wrong.

I stared at mom, Sasori style, and said to her. "Mom. I've got... A little problem."
"Yes?" she asked nonchalantly.
"Who will be my husband when I'm older?" I raised an eyebrow and sweats were forming on my forehead.
Sasori was drinking mom's homemade strawberry tea, and when he heard that question, tea spurted out of his mouth and he coughed, and mom smirked. "I think I'll let you decide this with your heart, sweetie." she creepily wriggle both of her eyebrows and her dark brown pupils pointed towards Sasori.

I mouthed, "You don't say." with a sarcasric tone.

I hugged her. "Mom, thank you for all you've done for me. And I bet this is the toughest choice."
Mom raised her eyebrow. "Already leaving? What about your clothes?"
My eyes widened and I was shocked. But mom laughed and gave two suit cases of clothes.
"Mooom, how could I possibly bring the heavy bags?" I complained, and Sasori tapped my shoulder and gave me two scrolls.

"H-hey, I thought that you are responsible enough to use this scroll to keep stuff. Here, let me help you." Sasori opened the scroll and used his chakra to poofed the heavy suitcases into the portable scroll.

"So, if you want to open, just open the scroll. Easy as that." Sasori showed and I gasped in awe.

"Okay, that settles, then." mom lift herself out of her favourite couch and hugged me very tightly.
I choked for air. "Mom, c-can't b-breathe."
"Oh, yeah. Sorry." mom stopped hugging me and when she hugged Sasori,

Narrator's POV

When Miss Briar hugged Sasori, Sasori insisted and he smiled softly. It's been a long time since he got a hug from someone he loved. He was really relieved that Miss Briar was willing to treat him like her son. He can't control his emotions right now because his heart was in the verge of joyness.

Mis Briar whispered something at Sasori's ear. "Sasori, I want you to take these."

She gave Sasori two rings that seemed very familliar... Their wedding rings. One from Miss Briar herself and Mr Idé.

Sasori declined it politely. "N-n-no. It's yours, and-"
"Me, Jane Briar, will let you, Akasuna no Sasori, marry my daughter, Kim Meari Idé. And that's official. And there is no declining that. Okay?" Miss Briar announced it only to Sasori because she doesn't want here daughter to know about that.

"I supposed so.."Sasori shrugged but nodded in agreement which left Kim sleeping on the sofa.
"But... I'm old. And she's young. What if I can't have kids anymore.." Sasori said in a sad tone but Miss Briar cheered him up.

"Ah, you're only 31. For your sake, I'll let you marry her when she turned 16. Which means that you will be 35 by then. So you're not old yet. Besides, you've used your puppet for like, 16 years. You can chose to put your triumph card when you think it's necessary. And I'm sure you've still got the balls to do it. Make me proud." she patted Sasori's shoulders in acknowledgement and Sasori held one of her hand with both of his hands.

"I will. Mom." Sasori promised and Kim woke up and yawned. She stretched her body and Sasori blushed when he accidently saw what he wasn't suppose to.

Suddenly, Sasori smelt something he always used..... Oil?

Kim tapped him on his shoulder. "Say... Are you leaking? Because your cloak was smeared with oil now." she pointed at his cloak, which made him looked at the part of his cloak that was smeared with rusty oil.

Sasori was shocked. He never leaked oil before. But come to think of it.. It's been a long time since he oiled himself. "Great. Just great."Sasori muttured.

Kim went upstairs and a few minutes later, she shook her head in disappointment. "Sorry, Sasori. I'm afraid we don't have any clothes that is suitable for you. Wait... I've got an idea!" she snip her fingers and took out her purse. She counted her money and announced.

"Look, I know you're obviously not the patient type, but I'm really sorry if we have to delay you because of the shortage of clothes. But if luck is on our side, we can go to town and buy some new ones right now."

Sasori stared at her in disbelief and sighed. He doesn't really need some clothes.... But his trousers were also smeared with oil.... Witn his underpants as well. So he doesn't have any options left and nodded.

"Okay then. Let's go to Primark."