"You don't get it, hmm."
"In my view, Sasori, art is a transient thing, fading after but a moment."

"You're the one who doesn't get it, Deidara. Art is a moment of beauty captured and preserved for posterity."

That is a Naruto SasoDei fangirl,

No, not Deidara, nor Sasori. Her name is Kim Briar (my OC name), or Kimmy, as you can say. She is now 13 years old, but although she is a teenager, but she still acts like an immature kid at certain times. She lives in Sunderland, in a cosy home in Hendon. She has a haunting past, but now she has a bright future ahead of her. Since she went to Scotland about three months ago, she learned a lot of things, or should I say, there is when she started to take a liking to an anime called Naruto.

She always reminded herself to thank her little brother for choosing the PSVITA instead of Nintendos 3DS XL.

Because now she is able to play Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Impact,

Plus the best part is when there's a bonus play of when Sasori has to beat Deidara because of an artistic conflict.
Kim's always a huge fan of SasoDei, and she has the evidence as well of why should Kishimoto make SasoDei Kanon. She also has some favourite characters as well, but in her heart, there is no doubt that Naruto Shippuden's the best. She always dreamed of even being in the Narutoverse,

And even joining the Akatsuki.

As you can see, Kim's dream is to meet the crafty Sasori, the annoying Deidara, the usual crazy Hidan, the quiet Kakuzu, and the angelic Konan. She knew that it was a total waste of believing that there is such world as the Narutoverse exists in a different dimension. Naruto has given her a lot of inspiration, and a bright opportunity to be a good fanfic writer.

She has a Wattpad account. Called SemeDevil. She was blank at first before she discovered Naruto as her favourite anime. Her mind of creativity has an IQ of 10 before then, because she knew that by the looks of Naruto, it has been just a crappy anime. But since she let her heart accept Naruto, she has an IQ of 100. She knew there's no turning back on something she started. She had very few followers back then, but now, since her Naruto fanfiction stories slowly came to a hit, she had a lot of support from her new friends, her followers. She was very thankful of Masashi Kishimoto and her Wattpad followers for supporting her in her harsh, teenage life.

Her parents got divorced when she was 12, which made the little girl's life pretty hard, but it does make her pain a bit better when her father gave her his last inheritance from his family. Her father's an Idé, but she was told by her father that his clan has certain powers that no one posesses. But she knew instantly that that was just a pile of crap and decided to take a guitar class. Her dad suggests it and you agreed since she thought that doing something is better than getting cooped up in the house reading and writing fanficiton all day long. Because she knew that it wasn't good for her own health. Her father's gift is an ancient Japanese Biwa instrument and it comes with a Japanese plectrum. Her father adviced her to get used to it, but not to accidently do the death note her father taught her in front of anyone else except if it's necessary. By her age, she was 12, and for her, she knew that it makes perfect sense that if she performed the death note that was inherited from her clan, she can kill loads of people.

Now her mind was swirling with uncertainty, and she lastly decided to go out to the town for a moment. She saved her game and switched off her PSVITA and put it in its hardcover and into her Superdry bag. She took her Levis wallet and wear her casual, tomboy clothes and went out of the house.

"Mom, I'm going out for a moment, okay? Do you want to buy anything while I'm on the way?" Kim shouted while bringing her little bag that can fit her IPad Mini and the charger inside with her Biwa case. She decided to ride with her bike because she was longing to cycle through the town she loved.

"Okay then. Oh! Kimmy, could you buy some leeks and cinnamon for me, please?" Mom replied back and Kim nodded.

"I will be back promptly at 7:30 pm, if it's okay with you." Kim waved at her and she smiled as if she says yes silently. Somehow she thought that she is happy in her normal life in Sunderland, and she also thought that she is pretty happy that Naruto doesn't exist.

But actually she's absolutely dead wrong. This is the story of a normal Wattpader, DolcheAngel, and this is my story of what if she was in the Akatsuki.

Kim's POV

The narrator have literally finished the intros about me up there from a Narrator's point of view.

I cycled with my father's Biwa at my back and my little sky blue and neon pink Superdry bag in the basket in front of my classic bicycle.

When Bridges come through my mind, the first thing I'm going to go is the White Market, because I knew that the White Market has some vegetables and spices that mom requests.

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I have bought some cinnamon and leeks for mom. It's such a drag. I went out of the market and passed a butcher who was starting to sharp his knife and when I passed by him and I was busy looking at the butcher's menu, he started to sharpening his knife as if he was saying, If you don't buy anything, I'll shred your skin at the very spot, which was creepy.

And plus, if I wasn't mistaken, the butcher has mousy red hair and the familiar stare.....
And the lines on his neck and on his wrists as if he was a puppet.......

Is it me...

Or Sasori takes a part time job as a butcher?

And the handsome stare that I always loved when I watch Naruto Shippuden... Although others called it his death stare, but he has never seen mine yet. Yep. That's my bae, alright.

He was a missing nin, one of the Akatsuki members, and now he was poker facely handsome but sadly,

This time, a fake moustache covers his sexy lips. (T-T)

I covered my laugh and Sasori scowled. "Sasori-"

"You better shut the fuck up or I wi-" Sasori paused for a moment and blushed.

" Or what? Hit me? Oh wait, you're a gentleman. Oh..." I sneered, encouraging him to be annoyed, but the last part, I owned myself and Sasori smirked. I loved when I annoyed my beloved ones. Because they looked so cute when they're angry (true). I have always owned them and they ended up in a tantrum or ranting like crazy, but this time, it looks like I was wrong.

Sasori continued. "Oh wait, I'm a puppet, so that means that I can hit you right now with my awesome, handmade butcher knife made from THE Akasuna no Sasori." he showed his sharpened knife. Really, Sasori? Does it look like I give a fuck if you could do a simple knife such as a butcher's knife? Dude, you've made, like, tons of cool weapons I saw in the anime and you're now bragging that you've just made a butcher's knife.

I facepalmed and muttered. "Dude, kill yourself."
"You do know that I can read your mind." he stared at me and I stared at him back.

"So you don't get offended? Touché." I replied in a casual tone and hide my fangirl reactions and threw it to Sasori.

"Ugh, you are indeed an annoying young brat. But the point is, you have to come with me. But later." Sasori sighed and gave me a mini puppet of Sasori. At first I gave him a questioning look and then smiled softly.

"A-a-and if you are in trouble, just press this button on my di-I-I-I mean, the puppet's dick." he blushed furiously and his face was as red as his mousy red hair, while I covered a quarter of my face with my curtain fringe, which effectively hide my blush. Well, only half of it.

I then looked at the mini Sasori on my hands, and then the Sasori in front of me. I was touched and at the loss of words, because I never knew that the merciless Akasuna no Sasori is giving a handmade puppet of him to me. I mentally slapped myself hard because of how I treated him.

"Gomennasai. I-I-I'm sorry if I caused trouble here." I apologised full heartedly.
" N-n-no. It is I who should apologise to you." he replied and I smirked.
"Heh. It seems that it's no use to hide your emotions, although you are a puppet. It may take away your emotions, but not all of it." I smiled softly and he pouted "B-b-baka."

Our conversation was interrupted when an old lady was coughing as if she was saying, If you want to have a chat, then do it somewhere else.

"Oh well then. Thanks." I smiled and then I kissed him on his cheeks. I have to say that his cheeks were warm and soft.

And then I headed to my favourite cafe, Caffè Nero, leaving a puppet blushing 50 shades of red.

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I ordered a regular hot chocolate and some muffins to eat. I then sat on a comfy sofa and opened my Lego IPad Mini and opened my Wattpad account and started writing my Naruto story and reading other fanfictions as well. This is how I chill when I'm cooped up in the house for a long time.

I can observe the surroundings very well.
If I wasn't mistaken, two incognito people were staring at me with such cold eyes at the far corner of the cafe. I know that I'm lunatic,

But I am pretty sure that they are missing-nin ninjas. I am pretty confident about that because I saw a glimpse of the head protector from...

The Village Hidden in the Sound. Oh great. I started to think that this is the work of that stupid Pedo snake. You know what I'm talking about.

At first, I started to freak out in the inside, but calmly ignore them and continue to read my fanfiction that I left just now.

As I drink my hot chocolate, I suddenly realised that it was starting to rain. I mentally cursed myself for not reminding to put a waterproof thingy on my bike and packed my IPad Mini into my bag and took out the waterproof thingy and went out, carelessly left the bag and the Biwa unguarded.

I went out of the cafe and put the waterproof thingy on the bicycle just in time and just after I put it on, the two rogue missing-nin ninjas snatched my bag and the biwa on the couch and ran away.

I was lucky that I saw that happening and ran in pursuit towards the rogue ninjas. They already opened their incognito clothes and hats which revealed their ninja uniforms that I clearly recognise that it was from the Sound Village. I left my bike, luckily protected from the rain and sadly when I managed to catch them up too fast, I didn't even realise that they trapped me in a dead end.

The first rogue ninja chuckled. "We never thought that catching an Idé is really easy."

I was shocked at first, but then growled threateningly. "How did you know me?"

The second ninja smirked."You're just a young teenager. We'll never be afraid of you... Right?" He asked the last question to his partner and the first rogue ninja sweatdropped and nodded in agreement.

I desperately scanned the surroundings, trying to find a weapon for combat (because they took my Biwa away as well too. T-T) but sadly, luck wasn't on my side.

But I just realised that I was wrong because the rogue ninjas were unarmed. Shesh. Typical rogue ninjas.

I sneered. " I may be outnumbered, but don't estimate the fiery spirit of youth that resides within me! And plus, you seemed to have out of weapons." I pointed a finger at his waist, which meant that he didn't have a pouch to keep weapons in. "Lazy much?"

They soon realised what I was talking about and they were shocked for a while and then they gritted their teeth.

"We may not have any weapons, but out taijutsu is perf-"

I chuckled back. "I doubt that your taijutsu's perfect. Mine's legit." I emphasise it with such SWAG and suddenly, an invisible force pushed the ninjas far away back sending them to the wall beside me. And believe me, it hurts.

After for a while, they recovered and suddenly, they made some hand signs and then thousands of Japanese weapons such as kunais and katanas etc, I was merely shocked and my right eye twitched. I am really screwed, but a familiar voice echoed through my mind.

"A-a-and if you are in trouble, just press this button on my di-I-I-I mean, the puppet's dick."

I took out my mini Sasori puppet and pressed his dick.

Silence fell for a few seconds until I heard a familliar cold voice coming from behind me.

"Took me a while to wait. You know I hate waiting a-"
I interrupted shortly. "And made others wait. Yes. But apparently let's argue about this later after we deal this problem first."