Michael: ok, how bout we go shopping.....k?

Gwen: ooooo, I like the idea

Doreen: sure.......what's shopping?

Michael: we are going to go to a thing called stores and pick out somethings for Christmas

Doreen: ooooooo, sure. Hey Wade

Wade turned to Doreen

Wade: yes?

Doreen: can you watch Squishy Squash for me please

Wade: sure~ what's the worst thing that can happen, she's like, level 5

Doreen turned her head: level......5?

Wade: never mind

Wade proceeded to pull out a stroller out of thin air

Michael: Wade, I'm going to talk to the girls real quick ok

Wade: sure

Michael and the two went into the other room

Michael: ok, I'm going to test Wade......is that ok Doreen?

Doreen: why are you asking me?

Michael: oh, because I was going to give Squishy two fake guns after I secretly set up some cameras to see what Wade does in that situation......don't worry......he basically raised me with my dad........that sounded less wrong in my head

Gwen:.....well as long as they are fake

Doreen: sure, I trust you Michael

Michael: ok, so we are going to get presents for each other, Khanna, my dad, and some for our new friends

Gwen and Doreen: sure

Michael: ok, I need you two to distract him for me while I get the stuff set up

Doreen and Gwen nodded and took action

The two got Wade to go outside to discuss what they should get for Michael while Michael set up the prank

Michael: I can't wait for him to....."Walk the Prank"

Michael finished setting up the cameras and was about to think of fake guns when heard the door opened and quickly summoned the objects and his them in the stroller

Wade: k. Michael, they're waiting for you outside

Michael: thanks Wade

Michael can be seen running outside to meet up with the two

Michael: ok, let's go to the stores

The trio left as Wade sat on the couch and watched some anime Youtubers talking about some huge badongers

After a few videos he stopped and realized that he is hungry........

So he went to the kitchen

Wade arrived in the kitchen

Got some food

And went to the other room to eat and continue watching. He spilled some of his chimichangas on the couch and went back to the kitchen to get a rag

Wade finished getting it wet with some water when he turned around to see

The baby sentret in the stroller with the gun next to her

Sentret giggled as Wade dropped the rag

Wade casually: that's a baby with a gun

Wade: it's a BABY, with a gun

Wade pulls out a phone

Wade: I'm calling the police

Wade pulls the phone away from his ear

Wade: they hung up

Wade pointed his entire arm at the stroller

Wade: it's a baby with a gun

Wade is with a mug in his hands

Wade: comfort eating. It's just sugar

Wade is back in front of Squishy

Wade: awww, it's a baby with a gun

Squishy raspberried him

Wade is punching the air towards a wall away from Squishy

Wade: BABY......WITH.....GUN...

Wade flipped over a spatula

Wade sat in thought for a few seconds

Wade approached Squishy

Wade: who sent you? Was it Death? I'll buy him a new turtle

Squishy is there looking like it's the time of her life

Wade picked up the phone again

Wade: does my life insurance cover babies with guns?

Wade waited for the answer

Wade surprised: oh really?

Wade put down the phone again and jumped up on the counter

Wade: GET OUT

Wade got down and pulled out a toy bear

Wade: how bout we trade? Ok. I'll give you this, and you give me that

Wade swapped the gun with the bear

Wade pulled back to his upright position

Wade: now isn't that bet- oh.

He sees Squishy with a second gun

Wade: I'm really stupid

Wade pulled the gun he took out and pointed it at Squishy

Wade: oh. It's not nice, is it? No, huh?

Wade: I'm a MAN with a gun, what are you?! Your a BABY with a gun. You're NOTHING.

Wade pulled the gun down

Wade: I'm sorry, that was mean.

Meanwhile the group of three were stopped at a changing station with Gwen and Doreen trying on clothes

Michael was watching the footage and was trying his hardest not to laugh at Wade

Back to Wade

Wade: you don't deserve that. You're young. Just take mine.

Wade put the gun he took back

Wade immediately regretted it and put both hands on his head

Wade: oh, now it's a baby with two guns

Sentret is seen having both hands hovering over the guns

Wade covered his eyes doing a peekaboo

Wade: where's the baby

Wade uncovered his eyes

Wade: THERE'S the baby! WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE!

Wade climbed back on top of the counter

Wade: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Wade is now seen nowhere with parts of his shirt hanging out of the fridge

Wade: I'm hiding in the fridge now

Wade: you know I kinda want him to shoot me. So when God's like "Hey Wade, how did you die?" I can be like "oh I dunno, God, maybe I was shot by a BABY WITH A GUN"

Squishy is laughing

Wade: don't laugh at me. You're sick. You're a sick baby with a gun.

Wade started to move in a serpentine back and forth

Wade: yeah. Not easy, is it?! Not easy to hit a moving target!

Wade is seen with a red splotch on his shoulder and it bandaged

Cue to Michael

Michael is hurdling over with him clutching his shoulder saying this was a bad idea over and over again

Back to Wade

Wade: you have to leave

He put the baby in the stroller outside the front door

Squishy giggled

Wade slouched down against the door

Guy on other side of door: aw, look at this little baby, isn't- OH NO, IT'S GOT A GUN!

Wade's eyes shot open

Guy: AH AAAAAAAAAAA

Gunshots are heard while Wade clutched the door

Wade: I have to move

Squishy laughed

The trio rushed home after Michael explained what happened and helped the man at their front door