Darkness

*not the girl get your head out of the clouds*

????: Michael was dead, and he had gone on to the next life

Flashback pause

Michael: I'm not dead asshole

Wade: I'm sorry, your story needs more flare, pizazz

Michael: you telling story or am I~

Wade: I'm sorry me summoner go on~

Sorry just had to have an Encanto reference

Flashback continues

Black

Michael: w-where am I? Am I d-dead?

????: 01010111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01001001 00111111 (who am I?)

Michael: what? Who are you? Is that God or Death?

????:00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 (.........)

Michael: is this..... binary?...... fuck, I was taught this awhile ago but the teacher was a jackass so I wasn't really paying attention......

????: 01010011 01100011 01100001 01101110 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01100101 01101101 01101111 01110010 01101001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01110101 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110011 01110100 (Scanning memories to understand language and host)

Michael felt a little jolt through his body

Michael: wait, how can I feel pain? I thought I was dead?

????: oh sorry, my bad. Hello Michael, I can see you have been through hardships there.

Michael: yeah..... wait a minute, how do you know me or things about me?

????: I did a quick scan through your memory and figured out that you have a deceased parent, an unrelated uncle, 1 ex girlfriend, 3 current girlfriends, polygamy is apparently legal, you masterbate ofte-

Michael: OK you don't have to continue that, I get the point..... but what are you? Who are you?

??????: I don't know who I am, but I do know how I am here. It appears that the reason why you were losing conscience wasn't just because the arms were sentient, they also inserted me into your back while I slowly crawled up to your head and you passed out, now here I am..... I don't have a name but you can call me Chip *I think this is a better name than Tuesday* for now since that is what I am

Michael:........ so your telling me I have an artificial intelligence in my head?

Chip: yes?

Michael: YES AHA, NOW I CAN BE LIKE IRON MAN. Tell me how smart are you? You can make me, us, rich with your knowledge

Chip: ehe, technically..... I know as much as you do, I am a learning ai..... so all I want for now is to be a hero and protect people just like you as well as stoping bullies and villains

Michael nelt down with tears in his eyes: NOOOOOOOOO, NOW I CAN NEVER BE RICH

Chip: well, at least you'll have me, I know everything about you........
e v e r y t h i n g

Michael: oh..... ok, so is this like a dragon ball thing where I'm in this state until we are finished talking? Or are we magically training my body while here

Chip: oh nonono, sorry but this ain't an anime. And no, your body isn't ready..... so I guess we will just talk until it is.........

Michael: well shit..... did I win?

Chip: nope, and I'm truly sorry for that

Michael: well, how long have I been asleep for?

Chip: about 6 to 9 years

Michael: 69 YEARS?!

Chip: lol no, I said 6 to 9 years.... I was joking, you were actually asleep for 10-15 minutes or so

Michael: ah ok. Well, what's the meaning of lif-

Michael blinked and he was in a bed

Meanwhile

We see the ref watching the match

Ref: technically, David won since Gwen was knocked out of the ring first..... but I'll let them continue this time, besides David also just got knocked out

Back with Michael

Michael:..... great now I'll never know the meaning of life

Chip: I told you I know what you know

Michael: AHHH. Holy Jesús, don't scare me like that

?????: uh Michael, who are you talking to?

Michael turned to a vulturous woman in a nurse outfit

Michael: hey, is this heaven? Cause I think I've seen an angel

Nurse: thanks boy but I'm technically married with a daughter. So *smiles while taking a step closer to Michael* don't push your luck, ok?

Michael: o-ok, may I get your name ms angel?

Nurse RedHeart: my name is RedHeart, not Angel ok, your free to go

Michael: ok, glad I gave you enjoyment in your life, made you think about something other than helping people. Yourself is more important at times then others

Chip: nah you were just trying to see if she would back down while also trying to justify in your own way of seeing if she is ok

Michael: well, see ya

Michael and Chip left

Michael: hey Chip, can you play music from my head? Like a free YouTube or Spotify without ads?

Chip: you bet. Playing A B C by The Jackson 5

Michael and Chip went up to the stands not paying attention to the fight cause of the music

As soon as Michael sat down someone else sat nexted to him, it was David

Michael quickly inferred that he just did his match since he wasn't in the infirmary

Michael: n-nice fight *he lied not knowing what happened*

David: thanks

Michael stepped it up to make it more believable: that was some good shit

Chip: why did that sound like you smoked weed or something?

Michael not paying attention to Chip: though it was pretty basic

David: well I'm practicing

Michael: I should hope so, because you shouldn't stick to one style

Chip: pulling shit out of your ass I see

David: I'll keep that in mind

A few more matches happened before another Tryhard was called

Ref: Lucas

Lucas looked at everyone in the Tryhards and smiled

Lucas: let the strongest win

Lucas walked down as Gwen walked back up

Gwen: what did I miss?

Wade: the world ending and being recreated

Gwen: nothing important, got it

Wade slouched down: is this how aoyama feels?

Lucas was at the arena and pointed to his best friend and friendly rival

Lucas: I challenge Ralphie

Ralphie smiled: I wouldn't have fought a better opponent friend

Ralphie went down and shook Lucas's hand, then bro hugged as best as they could

They then walked to the opposite side of the area without walking out

Lucas: let's show these guys a real show ok?

Ralphie: yes, let's do it bud

Ref: START

Lucas: ULTIMATE PK FREEZE AREANA

Lucas started off by using his strongest most concentrated attack and landed it on top of both Ralphie and Lucas covering the arena in a see through but thick layer of ice

Lucas: now that I have the advantage, come on Ralphie

Ralphie: METRONOME GO, DARK PULSE

Ralphie clapped hands together to create a pulse of dark energy towards all directions barely denting the ice

Ralphie: huh, you trained without us huh?

Lucas: with a quirk that has such a big draw back, you bet I did

Lucas rushed Ralphie and used a quick PK FREEZE to freeze Ralphie but he barely dodged

Ralphie: METRONOME GO, FUCUS PUNCH

Ralphie stood and took a swing at Lucas knocking him into the iceberg behind him

Ralphie braced himself and started to use METRONOME again

Ralphie: ONE LAST HIT, METRONOME GO, BELLY drum...... well it's a power bost

Ralphie started to pound his round belly and feel stronger while also feeling a bit drowsy

Ralphie: METRONOME GO, COIL! I CAN WORK WITH THAT

Ralphie started to turn his legs into a snakes and slithered towards Lucas but because of the amount of time it took Ralphie to get good Lucas got up from the ice wall

Lucas: PK FREEZE

Ralphie dodged while slthering out of the way, his legs turned back to normal

Ralphie: METRONOME GO, HEAD SMASH

Ralphie quickly ran up to Lucas with incredible speed and quickly based skulls with each other creating a huge wave of power that would have killed Lucas if he didn't quickly freeze the top of his head with a thick miniature PK FREEZE

With the impact it exploded the ice arena

Ref: Lucas is unable to battle, Ralphie wins

Ralphie used the remaining energy he had left to quickly rush his friend who was bleeding from his head to the infirmary

The crowd was speechless from the fight

Jojo: heh, guess he learned from me, but he has such limited potential with his quirk yare yare daze

Ref: next up, Kurt

Kurt: ALL RIGHT, IMMA FOLLOW THE LEAD OF ENTERTAINING THE CROWD

Kurt went up to the arena and pointed to a random student: come on, give this guy a fight

Kurt was unknowingly picking out of of the quirkless people in the school

The kid walked down in fear of his life of the buff man comparing to the HULK

Ref: START

Kurt took one quick swing at the student and then did a suplex causing a massive hole in the ground

Ref: the opponent is unable to battle, Kurt wins

Kurt: oh, sorry that I destroyed your floor, here

Kurt used a slight bit of his quirk to buff out the hole after taking the kid out and stopped before anything happened and took the guy to the infirmary

Ref: El..... Stupido?

ES: on my way- AHHHHHHH

ES was so clumsy he fell down the stairs but landed on his feet

ES: I'm ok, i guess i will fight him *points to another random student who this time wasn't quirkless*

Ref: START

ES: ok, just let me do something real quick-

His opponent quickly hit him in the neck causing him to fall asleep

He laid him down gently

Ref: EL STUPIDO IS UNABLE TO BATT-

ES stood up with his eyes closed surprising his opponent

His opponent went to knock him unconscious again but was stopped by a bunch of lightning coming off of ES knocking the attacker unconscious

Ref:...... ok I have no idea what to call this so it's a draw

Kurt came back and took care of ES and woke him up with a bear hug

Kurt took the opponent to the infirmary with ES just incase

Ref: Next up is Jojo

Jojo: yare yare daze, it's time to get serious

Jojo walked down to the arena showing no fear

Jojo noticed a guy who looked familiar and narrowed his eyes

Jojo pointed to the man in a hoodie and yellow hair: I challenge my old bully, who I thought died......

The man who was proclaimed to be dead stood up and smiled walking down to the arena

Jojo: I challenge Dio Brando

LOUD BOOMING VOICE: DIO BRANDO, QUIRK VAMPIRE. ORIGINALLY HE WAS QUIRKLESS BUT WITH A MASK THAT HIS ABUSIVE DAD USED ON HIS SON WITH A DROP OF BLOOD. HIS SON GAINED UNATURAL POWERS OF A VAMPIRE

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Ok imma leave it off there I'm going to *hopefully* write the next couple fights on my side

Hopefully Ender and Slayer (Slayer specifically) doesn't get pissed at me for the fights but lol

See ya on the flip side