????:hipity hipity, GETOFF MY PROPERTY

Michael: what are you talking about, the forest is no one's property

????:I was hear minding my own business when this girl attacked me for trying to eat a squirrel

????tail girl: HE WAS TRYING TO EAT TIPPY TOE, he is one of my closest friends that I have left, WHY EAT A SQUIRREL??!!!

???? Shrugged his shoulders: I'm hungry, now hand over the squirrel *pulls out a huge hammer that looked like it came from kirby's arsenal*

Michael: ooo, let me try. My favorite TV show showed this once *starts to create a giant metallic spider from his favorite anime konosuba*

Deadpool: no, stop your mind isn't ready for this size of a summon

Michael quickly stopped and started breathing heavily: fine, you go, I'm out of breath...

Deadpool: ok, HERE I GOOO- *gets knocked to the ground by a gun shooting some sticky substance* sorry, I'm not into bondage *he tried to get up on to not budge*

??? Just gave a strange look at him

Michael: he's just a showman, and this is the greatest show *creates an quirk suspension inator*

????: what da fuck is that?

Michael: this, is the quirk suspension inator. With this I can take over the Tri-state Area

Deadpool: we are being heroes right now

Michael: oh shoot, *pushes button that stops the mystery man's quirk* AHA *Michael ran at the man only to be kicked to the ground by a neck kick*

????: I don't know what you want to help this girl but I'- *looks to see that he knocked my mask off a remembered me from school* oh shit, Michael?

Michael: yesh 'it hurts too much to talk'

????: I'm so sorry, hear let me try something *summons a dagger to cut out deadpool, only to get tackled and choked by him* I'm *choke* trying *trying to breathe* help *deadpool let go causing him to gasp in the fresh air his body needed*

Deadpool: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU KNOW MICHAEL?

Ghost: *cough* my name is Ghost, I played cards with him a couple times, talked about girls, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?

Deadpool: were you one of the ones who hurt him?

Ghost: no but, can you help him? He doesn't look so good *you could hear me groaning*

Deadpool: oh shit. While I help him, state your quirk and business doing here *he pulls out a mini ambulance and starts tending Michael while the girl with the tail stood there in wonder at her heroes*

Loud booming voice: GHOST, QUIRK, WEAPON CREATION. HE CAN CREATE ANY WEAPON BUT THE ANGRIER HE GETS, THE WORSE THE QUALITY OF SAID WEAPON.

Ghost: my quir-

Deadpool: never mind that, what are you doing here?

Ghost: I was out here to train my quirk to see if I could get better, I went on my own to see if I'm ready for anything. Then this bitch stole my meal.

????tail girl gasped: I am not a bitch, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BITCH IS

Michael was able to listen to her say that and felt something: 'could it, no. Stop thinking every girl you fall for would immediately fall for you back'

Deadpool: so *looks to the girl with the tail* halt, who goes there

Doreen: my name is Doreen Allen Green, these are my two best friends in the whole world, Tippy Toe and Sloppy Joe. Tippy Toe is the one without the bow. But....the other squirrels call me squirrel girl.

LOUD BOOMING VOICE: SQUIRREL GIRL, QUIRK, SQUIRREL. SHE CAN CLIMB LIKE A SQUIRREL, EAT LIKE A SQUIRREL, TALK LIKE AND TO SQUIRRELS, ANYTHING A SQUIRREL CAN DO, EVEN LOOK CUTE

Deadpool: really?

Doreen: did I say something wrong?

Deadpool: nono, I was talking to the voice announcing quirks

The two stopped and listened hearing nothing

Ghost: I don't hear anything

Michael now being healthy enough to get up: oh, its just his normal self. So, introducing ourselves. My name is Michael, quirk: imagination, I can create anything on a whim as long as it's not too big or to many, not going further. This guy here is Wade, take off your mask.

Deadpool: ok, but if you don't like it. Throw up away from this area, we don't want bears in the campsite *takes off his mask for the other two to grimace at the scene* told you you wouldn't like it *goes to put his mask on*

Doreen: no, keep your mask off, no one here is wearing one *which made deadpool feel at ease for some reason for not needing his mask on because of his face*

Deadpool: thanks

Doreen: you're welcome *does a big smile that makes Michael's heart fall*

Michael: so, what's a girl like you doing out here?

Doreen: I was spending time with my friends at over here and got lost for a while, not even my friends knew where we were and were constantly ridiculed by the forest squirrels for them being with a human *gestures to Tippy Toe and Sloppy Joe* so they wouldn't give us any clues on how to get out.

Deadpool looked in a book that read 'marvel lore for dummies': eh, that'll do, ok *tosses the book backwards hitting a bush*

Michael: so, sense we all seem to be on the same page right now, how bout some food?

Ghost and Doreen: Sure

Michael: this way

Deadpool: camps the other way

Michael turned around: I knew that

Later at the camp

Michael: so, *looks to Doreen* you like jazz?

Doreen: what's jazz? *tilts her head to the side*

Michael: oh, this may take a while to teach

So went that, Michael now had two things to do. Training with deadpool and Ghost as well as teaching Doreen some stuff that she may not know.

So went some more years before Michael had to complete the senior year of highschool

The four can be seen at the highschool

Michael: so, you going to this school as well Doreen?

Doreen: I don't know, I might join your school if you want?

Michael with a blush: sure, you can join us, maybe we can both see if we can make new friends.

Ghost: oh, I gues I'm going to make like a ghost, and vanish

We see Ghost go through the gates

Michael: well, would you like to start this with something new?

Doreen: what are you talking about, ALL OF THIS IS NEW, I can't remember the last time I went to school

Michael just sighed and smiled at the pure girl, untainted unlike he was.: 'cute' *is what he thought*

When they entered they both went to one side of the school to find 2 people yelling like they were going super saiyan

Deadpool: oh, I want to see *pulls out the ring*

God: OH HELL NO *poofs the ring away*

Deadpool: GOD DAMN YOU