Horse: *Eats belt from riders waist*

Rider: horseee..whatcha doing.. wait... umm.  STOP THAT IT ISNT GRASSS!!!!!! THATS A 100 DOLLAR BELT STOP IT!!!

Horse: 100 dollars of food.

Rider: *smacks horse in nose*

Horse: *kicks back leg and begins to eat riders hair*

Rider: *looks down on ground shaking my head.* Your going up for sale. I dont wanna see you ever again!

Horse: *stops eating stomps foot and stares* your kidding, right.

Rider: let me juet get pictures fir your post. *takes pics with phone*

Horse: *Stares thinking of what to do.*

Rider: *begins to type on social media;
"Stubborn Mule of pure shire speed fir sale. Free to anyone. Will eat your hair. Will eat your belt. And better yet, choses to eat you. He will lick you to death. Stomp for no reason. Pin his ears till you drop dead. He is not saddle broke in my eyes, and is a Mule shaped in a form of a pure ugly bred Quarter horse. Is a gelding. Acts like a mare. Is rude and selfish. When fed, will attack. Enjoy your new horse, he will be a heart attack for ya!"

Horse: *Bites phone. Swallows it."

Rider: *stare in shock and rushes to the office phone inside to call the vet.*

Horse: *spits out phone* ha she is worried about meh! Ha jokes on her!!!

Rider: *comes out sees phone on ground and turns away. Walking out of the area and leaving the horse in anger.*

Horse: *breaks cross ties and runs towards rider. Grabbing her shirt and pulling her onto his back. Taking off in full gallop when she has a hold of his mane.*

The End.

Well the end fo this funny horse chat!