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                               What?

The mule kicked me...I got a mark now.

. . . We have a show tomorow...why did you get kicked?

I do not know..he was being rude. So.... I kind of...chased him...and he...kicked. right on the stomach to!

Is it bad?

If you dont count a horse shoe print as bad then nope... But but it's small... I think..let me check. Hmm...its kind of big... mom..how do we get rid of it? I wanna look perfect for tomorow!

Well seems like it's time for a shaving. I'll be right there!!

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!! I need my hair!!!! You can't cut it! I'll fight you!

Look thunder...do you want to look like a star tomorow or not?

I'm gonna be a star? OOOH YEESSS SHAVE MEH! I'M READY I'M BY THE GATE. COME ON COME ON. GET HERE ALREADY. I NEED TO LOOK HANDSOME FOR MY SHOW!!

Our show...and I'll be there in an hour, when I get off work.

Noooo I need you now! Hmmm I could go into the pond and then roll!!! OOOH yes fun! I'll do that!

No no no! I'll be right there give me 5 minutes!!

That's more like it! See ya soon!!!

Just don't  roll!!!