Elder: Levi x reader lemons..? Levi is a cool name! And I could've sworn I've read some 'lemons' before... Just can't make out when...

Book~
Levi pinned me against the wall as he kissed my neck passionately. My moans got louder as he got a little more aggressive.
His hands sliver down my-

Elder: WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DID MY GRANDAUGHTER LIKE IT??

person: she has good taste

Elder: books don't have taste

Person: ehm-

Person 2: OK. Why is it such a big deal that she's reading this?

Elder: shes 4 (referencing to the If Toddler's had wattpad *wink wonk*)

Person: what?

Person 2: LMAOOOOOOO

elder: lmao? Is he a Korean spy?

Person 2: no 😂

Person: this person has got to be a joke account

Elder: joke account? Like a person who makes knock knock jokes?

Person 2: IM SCREAMIMG

elder: well stop. You don't wanna wake up the neighborhood

Person: that's... No...

Person 2:  D E A D