Deadpool: the pilot, unlike the band 21 pilots there is more ass whoopin then there is singing.

It shows Deadpool on the ground with his head severed

Deadpool: if you think this is ugly, ohoho. You ain't seen nothing yet, but before we continue my story, let's witness the beginning, of my happy ending........is it even my ending. My life seems to never end at this point.

It goes to the scene in deadpool 2

Deadpool: ah, the movie that happened before Disney bought us. Fun fact, people may not believe this, but did you know that Disney bought porn hub. Oh, that has nothing to do with this story.

It shows where Wade was shot by Cable

Wade: *cough cough* I guess, this is the end *there can be seen a blood stain appearing through his chest*

Russell: no, come on Wade, *tries to pull off the collar that was canceling his power*

Wade: it's no use kid, I'm a goner. I'm sorry I messed up your last of the juice *talking to Cable about his time traveling watch*

Cable: I used to save you, why did you not take the bait

Wade: I took the bait, I just wasn't interested........

Everyone just looked sad and upset and was looking like they were going to cry

Wade: Before I go.....sorry, I got a bit more in me. Domino. I want you to have my Adventure Time watch. Again *hands her the watch*

Wade: turns out I'm the lucky one.

He turns to Negasonic

Wade: hey Sabrina the teenage witch. Its been a pleasure. Hi Yukio

Yukio: Hi Wade!

Wade: and you........chrome bone

He turned to Collosus

Wade: I haven't been the best friend to you. But you always have been to me. So thank you. Say Fuck for me. Just once 'well, this is the second time'. Come on, we'll do it together. It's no big deal. Here we go. One, two, three. F... F... F...

COLOSSUS: Fuck.

Wade: wow, enjoy hell swamp mouth

He turned to Cable: And you Cable. You missed your opportunity to get back to your family. You wasted it on a man who wanted to die. A man whose whole purpose to live died in the first 15 minutes of this movie. Now like I probably said last time, don't just judge people by their skin but by their hea-

Cable: Jesus

Wade: R-Dog?

Russell goes to kneel over Wade

Wade: now Russell, you've got to find your f word. Your family is out their, you just have to find it. Now guys *he looks at the people who got him this far that were like his family* we were really starting to look like a real team the second time we did this

Wade just sat motionless

Wade: aw come on, its so hard to die at times like these, I might as well be reincarnated as a slime in a fantasy world. Oh I can feel it again.

Wade sits motionless again

Wade: nope, god why do I keep looking at the sun? It still hurts. I just have my final words that I would like to say to you again. Woodpecker. Gingivitis. Codswallop. Do you wanna build a snowman?

Wade died fro real *again* with his arm going limp. Cable walked away throwing his time travel device knowing it won't be of any help for him anymore.

In the distance you could see the Juggernaut getting up and closer to them

Wade: ok Vanessa, it's my time.

Vanessa: no Wade, you were supposed to make it.

Wade: I did what you said, I didn't fuck Colossus

Vanessa: yeah but that didn't count. You weren't gone that long, ok. To make up for it, the higher ups have decided to send you somewhere else since you weren't supposed to die.

Wade: wha-

Death blacked him out so he could feel nothing and see nothing.

The next thing Wade knew is that he was in a dark place that felt squishy, he also felt smaller than usual

Wade: 'what the fuck is going on why can't I talk, HELLO. ANYONE. HELP. It's no use, huh. What's that light'

Doctor: and that's two Mrs. Midoriya, two twins that. Oh, they don't look alike at all

Inko: oh my babies

Wade: 'no, no, nonono. I'm not going through this stage again, WHY CAN'T I JUST STAY DEAD'

Doctor: uh, sorry to disappoint you Mrs. Midoriya, but one of your boys has cancer in his liver, lungs, prostate, and his brain. He only has 5 years to live......I'm sorry

Inko: wha- no, this can't be happening, why would a young infant have cancer this early in their life.

Wade: 'well, if this is anything like my past life I should survive it'

Inko after she stopped crying: well, I think I should name them, I'll name you Izuku *looks at the green hair boy*

Deadpool: 'what is this pokemon, your naming us'

Inko looked at Wade: and I'll call you Ik-

Wade spoke enough to get this out by trying his hardest with his baby mouth: Wa de

Inko: what, what did you say

Wade: 'YOUR MAKING ME REPEAT' WA DE

Inko: Wade? Ok, you're name shall be Wade

Wade: 'thank god, I didn't want to take another name'

Inko: well, I'm glad I have 2 sons

Wade: 'this is going to be a long time to die again'

Time skip to the day of the doctor's appointment

Izuku: Wade, come on Wade. It's time for our quirks

Wade: yeah *cough* I bet our quirks would beat Katsuki's quirk.

Izuku: no, kaachan's quirk is the best quirk in the whole word

Wade: yeah no, I've seen some powerful powers in my past, *cough* they get way stronger than that*

Time skip to the room where it happened, the room where it happened

Wade: stop it with the Hamilton

Doctor: what?

Inko: oh, its something he does

Doctor: oh, well I have some bad news, your sons don't appear to be gaining any quirks.

At this moment both Izuku and Wade's heart felt, Wade's for a different reason

Wade: 'I WAS JUST GETTING USED TO THIS GOD DAMN LIFE, COME ON ' *cough* 'WAIT. I have an idea' *Wade ran over to the counter and grabbed the knife, he was going to do something risky but it might just work*

Inko: WADE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN

Wade shook his head and slit his vain on his left arm to make a quick death if this didn't work

As he was doing this everyone was freaking out and Izuku was wondering why he was harming himself

Wade was still standing and after a couple minutes of them freaking out he shouted

Wade: HEY, *they stopped* I noticed this the other day, when I accidentally stubbed my Toe it started bleeding, it healed itself after a couple minutes. I think I might actually have a power *shows them his hand after lying about stubbing his toe*

Doctor: wait, he can't have a quirk though. The x ray never lies.

Inko: I think we're done here, let's go boys *she left the office with Wade and Izuku*

Wade looked to Izuku: you might have a quirk as well someday Izuku

At those words Izuku smiled at his brother

Izuku: thanks Wade