OC'S EATING A ZEBRA TARANTULA!

(This is something only me and @katsuki_bakugou_111 would understand with the oc's- but still enjoy!)



Shimo: "There's a tarantula in here-"


Lucy: "He ain't moving, he's dead, my hand's shaking.."


Scotch: "I'm not scared you're scared-"


Lucas: "Lightly salted," *looks at Luke*

Luke: "Oh, good." 


Val: "Can't open it, can't do it, okay. That's God."

Shimo: "I haven't heard God speak that loud in a long time."


Turo: "Maybe it's like a band-aid... I just open and look and get it over with.." *Opens the bag* 

Hunter: *Screams* 

Turo: *drops bag* "Okay...."


Lucas: *laughs* 

Luke: "I don't wanna touch it..."


Hunt: "I didn't even see him, okay?"

Hunter: "I opened the package and I saw a dark abyss, and that was enough for me.." 

Turo: *Looks at Hana* 

Hunter: "look how much I'm shakin!-"


Chris: "No! I'm not reachin in there to get you! You better fall out or this ain't happening!-" 

*Spider falls out*

Ethen: *SCREAMS* 

Chris: "Why's it so hot in here?" 


Ace: "he's hairier than I am.."

Itami: "he's just waitin for me to undo all these protective coverings so he can.... pounce on a Zebra!-"

Ace: "There ain't Zebras here. Welcome to Japan."

Itami: "Jear Desus..."


Chris: *holds the bag up* 

Ethan: *Screams again* 

Chris: "he eats Zebras-"

Ethan: "he came out at me aggressively okay! Of course I'm gonna react!" 


Hunter: "I don't wanna do it..."


Xavier: "Did y'all dismember him already, or was that from be throwing him about?"

Torhu: *licks lips* 

Xavier: "I'm eating a tarantula-"

Torhu: "Aren't I?"


Lucy: *whimpers* 


Hana: "I've never touched a tarantula, let alone put it in my mouth upon first meetin it."

Kyle: *smirks* "First impressions are everything."


Chris: *holds it up again* "Hi!"

Ethan: "I'm terrified..!"


Lance: "I know for a fact, if I pour you onto my hand, I will throw you into the back seat. Almost immediately."

  Scotch: "Okay- it puts it in the hand.."


Chris: "please don't fall-"

Ethan: "I'm trying not to react while this lady is walking by with her child-" 

Chris: "Now is not the time, sAtAn." 


Hunter: "Lord, remember that one time I held that door for that lady, and she lost her cane and I bent over and picked it up so she didn't have to?" 

Turo: *Pouts because he's proud* 

Hunter: "Remember when I did all those good things-" 

*Spider drops*

Both: *Screams* 


Xavier: "I'm never gonna find a suitable mate if I can't get over my fear of sPidErS"

Lucy: "You're huge!" *turns to random stranger* "He's huge- he's just sittin in my seat!"

Stranger: "Okay?"

Xavier: "i'm not sittin down, but it says my airbag is on."

Lucy: "Because they think a human being is sitting here!" 

Xavier: "that's how big he is-"


Luke: "I'm not touching him."

Lucas: "Oh.."


Chris: "I got tarantula legs all over my Prius seats.."


Turo: "Hi-"

Hunter: "It's-"

Torhu: *looks at them blankly* "I'm eating a tarantula."


Scotch: *pokes Tako* "I don't know why I keep poking him-"

Val: "If he came to life I would literally come to death, okay?"

Scotch: "I would die."


Chris: "Oh, there's a leg in my cup holder!" 


Ace: *stares at Tako like he's dinner* "Ah- where to begin?" 

Tako: 0-0

Ace: "Yum."

Tako: "My favorite part of the tarantula-"

Ace: "Is the whole tarantula.." *whispers and still stares at him *

Tako: *steps back a bit*

Ace: "I'm gonna spit you out."


Chris: "Eat it, just eat the tarantula."

Ethan: *licks Jack in his puppy form* "It's like licking a dog-"

Chris: -_-


Lucas to Luke: "you still here?" 


Chris: *puts the tarantula on Eth's tongue*

Ethan: *whimpers and spits it out* 

Chris: "Okay..... now there's a whole spider in my cup holder."


Kyle: "Oh no, I broke his butt off upon impact- where'd it go?"

Hana: "How do you lose a whole butt?-"


Chris: "Okay..."

Ethan: "WHERE'D HE GO-"

Chris: *eats it* "Here we go-"

Ethan: *screams and shakes the car*

Chris: *grins* "Don't talk with your mouth full~"


Lucas: "Oh it is lightly salted, good."

Luke: *coughs* 


Torhu: *looks at everyone literally the only one who actually ate an entire box full* "Well that wasn't so bad now was it?" *smiles* 

Everyone else: (☉_☉)

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