OC'S EATING A ZEBRA TARANTULA!
(This is something only me and @katsuki_bakugou_111 would understand with the oc's- but still enjoy!)
Shimo: "There's a tarantula in here-"
Lucy: "He ain't moving, he's dead, my hand's shaking.."
Scotch: "I'm not scared you're scared-"
Lucas: "Lightly salted," *looks at Luke*
Luke: "Oh, good."
Val: "Can't open it, can't do it, okay. That's God."
Shimo: "I haven't heard God speak that loud in a long time."
Turo: "Maybe it's like a band-aid... I just open and look and get it over with.." *Opens the bag*
Hunter: *Screams*
Turo: *drops bag* "Okay...."
Lucas: *laughs*
Luke: "I don't wanna touch it..."
Hunt: "I didn't even see him, okay?"
Hunter: "I opened the package and I saw a dark abyss, and that was enough for me.."
Turo: *Looks at Hana*
Hunter: "look how much I'm shakin!-"
Chris: "No! I'm not reachin in there to get you! You better fall out or this ain't happening!-"
*Spider falls out*
Ethen: *SCREAMS*
Chris: "Why's it so hot in here?"
Ace: "he's hairier than I am.."
Itami: "he's just waitin for me to undo all these protective coverings so he can.... pounce on a Zebra!-"
Ace: "There ain't Zebras here. Welcome to Japan."
Itami: "Jear Desus..."
Chris: *holds the bag up*
Ethan: *Screams again*
Chris: "he eats Zebras-"
Ethan: "he came out at me aggressively okay! Of course I'm gonna react!"
Hunter: "I don't wanna do it..."
Xavier: "Did y'all dismember him already, or was that from be throwing him about?"
Torhu: *licks lips*
Xavier: "I'm eating a tarantula-"
Torhu: "Aren't I?"
Lucy: *whimpers*
Hana: "I've never touched a tarantula, let alone put it in my mouth upon first meetin it."
Kyle: *smirks* "First impressions are everything."
Chris: *holds it up again* "Hi!"
Ethan: "I'm terrified..!"
Lance: "I know for a fact, if I pour you onto my hand, I will throw you into the back seat. Almost immediately."
Scotch: "Okay- it puts it in the hand.."
Chris: "please don't fall-"
Ethan: "I'm trying not to react while this lady is walking by with her child-"
Chris: "Now is not the time, sAtAn."
Hunter: "Lord, remember that one time I held that door for that lady, and she lost her cane and I bent over and picked it up so she didn't have to?"
Turo: *Pouts because he's proud*
Hunter: "Remember when I did all those good things-"
*Spider drops*
Both: *Screams*
Xavier: "I'm never gonna find a suitable mate if I can't get over my fear of sPidErS"
Lucy: "You're huge!" *turns to random stranger* "He's huge- he's just sittin in my seat!"
Stranger: "Okay?"
Xavier: "i'm not sittin down, but it says my airbag is on."
Lucy: "Because they think a human being is sitting here!"
Xavier: "that's how big he is-"
Luke: "I'm not touching him."
Lucas: "Oh.."
Chris: "I got tarantula legs all over my Prius seats.."
Turo: "Hi-"
Hunter: "It's-"
Torhu: *looks at them blankly* "I'm eating a tarantula."
Scotch: *pokes Tako* "I don't know why I keep poking him-"
Val: "If he came to life I would literally come to death, okay?"
Scotch: "I would die."
Chris: "Oh, there's a leg in my cup holder!"
Ace: *stares at Tako like he's dinner* "Ah- where to begin?"
Tako: 0-0
Ace: "Yum."
Tako: "My favorite part of the tarantula-"
Ace: "Is the whole tarantula.." *whispers and still stares at him *
Tako: *steps back a bit*
Ace: "I'm gonna spit you out."
Chris: "Eat it, just eat the tarantula."
Ethan: *licks Jack in his puppy form* "It's like licking a dog-"
Chris: -_-
Lucas to Luke: "you still here?"
Chris: *puts the tarantula on Eth's tongue*
Ethan: *whimpers and spits it out*
Chris: "Okay..... now there's a whole spider in my cup holder."
Kyle: "Oh no, I broke his butt off upon impact- where'd it go?"
Hana: "How do you lose a whole butt?-"
Chris: "Okay..."
Ethan: "WHERE'D HE GO-"
Chris: *eats it* "Here we go-"
Ethan: *screams and shakes the car*
Chris: *grins* "Don't talk with your mouth full~"
Lucas: "Oh it is lightly salted, good."
Luke: *coughs*
Torhu: *looks at everyone literally the only one who actually ate an entire box full* "Well that wasn't so bad now was it?" *smiles*
Everyone else: (☉_☉)
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