BNHA USES GOOGLE TRANSLATE TO MAKE DONUTS


Present Mic: "How was your nap?"


Aizawa: *stares at him confused*


Present Mic: "Ngh- I know you took one." 


Aizawa: *mutters* 


Shinou: *walks in* 


Present Mic: "Hi, how are you? I know you napped."


Shinsou: "..............."


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Inco: "if you're anything like me, I'm sorry.. You're short and people must thing you're weird-"


Deku: "Uh-" 


All Might: "hnhn.. Okay-"


Inco: *laughs* "I didn't know I'd be roasting myself-"


Deku: "No?"


Inco: "i thought I'd be roasting donuts."


All might: "Because that's what we're making today!"


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Toga: "donuts-"


Dabi: "I'm brand spankin new here, so what the heck's a google translate?"


Twice: "Google translate is basically where I take the recipe to something, let's use donuts as an example, and then I run them through google translate and then I put the in a different language and then I run em back into English and then run them into a different language and then run em back into English until eventually it just- it... they don't make donuts."


Also Twice: "My fingers are cold-"


Tomura: *whispers* "It's a lot easier if you just watch." 


Dabi: "SIX FEET PEOPLE GET OUTA HERE-"


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Denki: "I went on the www.howdoIstillhaveinternet.com | I haven't payed my bill in two months/net- and then I took the directions on how to make donuts and I ran them through google translate, now google translate's gonna make me nope-"


Ashido: "It's gonna open T*k T*k-" *laughs*


Denki: "Gonna make me donuts-!" 


Kirishima: "I don't care, I like to see myself more than I like to look as a empty screen!"


Bakugo: *walks into the room rubbing his eyes* 


Kirishima: *goes up to him and whispers* "how was your nap?!....." 


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Twice: "Step one, Beat butter into 1 cup of sugar for 5 minutes until mixture is dark and pale-" 


Toga: "Dark and pale?!" 


Tomura: "No one told me you could be both of those things at the same time.."


Everyone: *looks at Dabi*


Toga: "So like a farmers tan." 


Tomura: "I get it.." 


Toga: *runs hand in front of his face* "All pale!" 


Twice: "I pale in comparison-" *wheeze* 


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Mitsuki: "One cup of sugar..-" *Looks at the directions* "Level or overflowing?!" 


Masaru: "And then butter." 


Mitsuki: "Oh, beat!" *grabs Katsuki* "Sorry-"


Katsuki: *Punches the bowl over and over. Beating the hell out of the butter* 


Mitsuki: *laughs* "Missed the punch-!"


Masaru: *laughs* 


Katsuki: "Headbutt!" *continues to beat it*


Mitsuki: *drags him back to his friends* "Okay." *reads directions again* "for five minutes, oh what?!"


Masaru: "set a timer for five minutes." 


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Inco: "I'm sorry, I thought we were done.."


Deku: *Breaks his fingers beating the butter* "Nnh-!" 


All Might: "Waiting on you.. timer." 


Deku: *pokes the mixture, than the timer goes off* "Oh thank god-" 


Inco: "I'm almost certain there's a mild case of Salmonella on this counter top- But that'll all come out once we fry up them donuts." 


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Aizawa: "I'm tired.. I could for another nap. Couldn't you?" 


Present Mic: "Go for another nap?- How was the first nap?.." *whispers in Azawa's ear* 


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Twice: "Step two, in this step, you're not only gonna mix the two ingredients, but put them together-" 


Toga: *jumps and looks at dabi* "Hello?!"


Twice: "Are you betting your butter down there too?! Don't answer that.."


Dabi: "not only am I gonna put them together, but I'm also gonna mix em. Should I join them.. as well?" *looks at Kurogiri* 


Toga: What am I- I don't have to use my hands."


Tomura: "Old habits die hard know what I mean?" 


Twice: "We really didn't get that farmer's tan that we were looking for. It's pretty much just pale." 


Tomura: "-Quarantine things.." 


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Inco: "How long do I mix it for? it's turning into dough-"


All Might: *Shows her a picture for a donut*


Inco: "Oh that makes sense."


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Mitsuki: "Meanwhile, add the dry ingredients to the butter mixture..."


Katsuki: "Should I beat them as well?" *cracks knuckles*


Mitsuki: "It's not very intimidating when only on cracks-"


Katsuki: "Flour, baking powder, cinnamon, salt-"


Mitsuki: "no one uses nutmeg!"


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Inco: "The recipe didn't give me measurements but I kinda have an eye for this thing so-"


Deku: "Baking powder-"


Inco: "In the bowl!-"


All Might: "Ugh, you'd think the sugar would be more cooperative after I gave it a good beatin-"


Inco: "How do you do it with your sugar and butter?!"


Deku: "Silent treatment?..."


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Todoroki: "Instead, mix flour, baking powder, 1 teaspoon of cinnamon, salt and nutmeg in a large bowl."


Fuyumi: "What?! I already put them into the butter mixture..!"


Natsuo: "you told me to put it in the butter mixture, meanwhile!"


Todoroki: "Step five add the, and milk, mix well.."


Fuyumi: "What the heck is and milk?"


Natsuo: "I feel like you're withholding information."


Todoroki: "I don't have and milk.. But I have almond milk."


Endeavor: "Neither of which I assume taste good."


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Uraraka: "Say when."


Iida: "Oh I would've said when a long time ago."


Ashido: "your and milk destroyed my dough! It's oatmeal now..!"


Sero: "that's not the breakfast I wanted!"


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Twice: "And let the dry land to destroy these boats and various. Continue until all the city is from the mingling of the leaven, and refrigerator for 2 hours of cover. Woof-"


Tomura: "Quarantine's got to you huh?" 



Toga: "hey! I can't start till one of y'all start mingling with the leaven. Figure it out-"


Twice: "Why ain't nobody movin? I don't see no one minglin."


Dabi: ".........."


Twice: "Oh social distance.."


Tomura: "Yeah."


Twice: "My bad."


Dabi: "We'll come back to the mingling thing in a couple weeks."


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Tokoyami: "football betting has changed."


Shoji: "You ain't kiddin.."


Yoamomo: "A 2.2 inch donut was used. Otherwise, it can become part of the organ after its failure-"


Jirou: "No, no, no, no, no- 2.2 is fine!"


Tsu: "No need to go all organ failure on me."


Denki: "we're making donuts, it's not that serious."


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Inco: "So we're gonna put our dough on here and we're gonna make 2.2 inch donuts okay?"


Deku: *pours it on the board*


Inco: "2.2 ich oatmeal sorry. I misspoke."


Deku: "Roll it out."


All Might: "You may not think this is gonna turn into a donut but I don't either."


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Natsuo: "While that's being a liquid-"


Todoroki: "Heat about 1 inch of neutral oil (for example, peanut butter) to 375F using a skillet pan."


Fuyumi: "I don't think peanut butter can reach 375 degrees.."


Natsuo: "Well there's several ways to find out."


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Denki: "do what now? How much peanut butter?"


Kirishima: "What happened here?!"


Ashido: "how much peanut butter in inches?"


Tsu: "One."


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Dabi: "Alright while that peanut butter is supper heating to the temperature of the Sun. We're gonna go in here and make our.. Our little donuts."


Twices: "I'm gonna go mingle with the spices real quick."


Also twice to spinner and mustard: "What are y'all doin after this? Y'all like naps? I smell burning peanut butter- it that you?" *looks at Dabi*


Tomura: "I have a feeling if I eat this, it's gonna come out the exact same way it went in."


Toga: "At least it's dark now-" 

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