BNHA USES GOOGLE TRANSLATE TO MAKE DONUTS
Present Mic: "How was your nap?"
Aizawa: *stares at him confused*
Present Mic: "Ngh- I know you took one."
Aizawa: *mutters*
Shinou: *walks in*
Present Mic: "Hi, how are you? I know you napped."
Shinsou: "..............."
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Inco: "if you're anything like me, I'm sorry.. You're short and people must thing you're weird-"
Deku: "Uh-"
All Might: "hnhn.. Okay-"
Inco: *laughs* "I didn't know I'd be roasting myself-"
Deku: "No?"
Inco: "i thought I'd be roasting donuts."
All might: "Because that's what we're making today!"
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Toga: "donuts-"
Dabi: "I'm brand spankin new here, so what the heck's a google translate?"
Twice: "Google translate is basically where I take the recipe to something, let's use donuts as an example, and then I run them through google translate and then I put the in a different language and then I run em back into English and then run them into a different language and then run em back into English until eventually it just- it... they don't make donuts."
Also Twice: "My fingers are cold-"
Tomura: *whispers* "It's a lot easier if you just watch."
Dabi: "SIX FEET PEOPLE GET OUTA HERE-"
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Denki: "I went on the www.howdoIstillhaveinternet.com | I haven't payed my bill in two months/net- and then I took the directions on how to make donuts and I ran them through google translate, now google translate's gonna make me nope-"
Ashido: "It's gonna open T*k T*k-" *laughs*
Denki: "Gonna make me donuts-!"
Kirishima: "I don't care, I like to see myself more than I like to look as a empty screen!"
Bakugo: *walks into the room rubbing his eyes*
Kirishima: *goes up to him and whispers* "how was your nap?!....."
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Twice: "Step one, Beat butter into 1 cup of sugar for 5 minutes until mixture is dark and pale-"
Toga: "Dark and pale?!"
Tomura: "No one told me you could be both of those things at the same time.."
Everyone: *looks at Dabi*
Toga: "So like a farmers tan."
Tomura: "I get it.."
Toga: *runs hand in front of his face* "All pale!"
Twice: "I pale in comparison-" *wheeze*
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Mitsuki: "One cup of sugar..-" *Looks at the directions* "Level or overflowing?!"
Masaru: "And then butter."
Mitsuki: "Oh, beat!" *grabs Katsuki* "Sorry-"
Katsuki: *Punches the bowl over and over. Beating the hell out of the butter*
Mitsuki: *laughs* "Missed the punch-!"
Masaru: *laughs*
Katsuki: "Headbutt!" *continues to beat it*
Mitsuki: *drags him back to his friends* "Okay." *reads directions again* "for five minutes, oh what?!"
Masaru: "set a timer for five minutes."
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Inco: "I'm sorry, I thought we were done.."
Deku: *Breaks his fingers beating the butter* "Nnh-!"
All Might: "Waiting on you.. timer."
Deku: *pokes the mixture, than the timer goes off* "Oh thank god-"
Inco: "I'm almost certain there's a mild case of Salmonella on this counter top- But that'll all come out once we fry up them donuts."
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Aizawa: "I'm tired.. I could for another nap. Couldn't you?"
Present Mic: "Go for another nap?- How was the first nap?.." *whispers in Azawa's ear*
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Twice: "Step two, in this step, you're not only gonna mix the two ingredients, but put them together-"
Toga: *jumps and looks at dabi* "Hello?!"
Twice: "Are you betting your butter down there too?! Don't answer that.."
Dabi: "not only am I gonna put them together, but I'm also gonna mix em. Should I join them.. as well?" *looks at Kurogiri*
Toga: What am I- I don't have to use my hands."
Tomura: "Old habits die hard know what I mean?"
Twice: "We really didn't get that farmer's tan that we were looking for. It's pretty much just pale."
Tomura: "-Quarantine things.."
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Inco: "How long do I mix it for? it's turning into dough-"
All Might: *Shows her a picture for a donut*
Inco: "Oh that makes sense."
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Mitsuki: "Meanwhile, add the dry ingredients to the butter mixture..."
Katsuki: "Should I beat them as well?" *cracks knuckles*
Mitsuki: "It's not very intimidating when only on cracks-"
Katsuki: "Flour, baking powder, cinnamon, salt-"
Mitsuki: "no one uses nutmeg!"
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Inco: "The recipe didn't give me measurements but I kinda have an eye for this thing so-"
Deku: "Baking powder-"
Inco: "In the bowl!-"
All Might: "Ugh, you'd think the sugar would be more cooperative after I gave it a good beatin-"
Inco: "How do you do it with your sugar and butter?!"
Deku: "Silent treatment?..."
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Todoroki: "Instead, mix flour, baking powder, 1 teaspoon of cinnamon, salt and nutmeg in a large bowl."
Fuyumi: "What?! I already put them into the butter mixture..!"
Natsuo: "you told me to put it in the butter mixture, meanwhile!"
Todoroki: "Step five add the, and milk, mix well.."
Fuyumi: "What the heck is and milk?"
Natsuo: "I feel like you're withholding information."
Todoroki: "I don't have and milk.. But I have almond milk."
Endeavor: "Neither of which I assume taste good."
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Uraraka: "Say when."
Iida: "Oh I would've said when a long time ago."
Ashido: "your and milk destroyed my dough! It's oatmeal now..!"
Sero: "that's not the breakfast I wanted!"
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Twice: "And let the dry land to destroy these boats and various. Continue until all the city is from the mingling of the leaven, and refrigerator for 2 hours of cover. Woof-"
Tomura: "Quarantine's got to you huh?"
Toga: "hey! I can't start till one of y'all start mingling with the leaven. Figure it out-"
Twice: "Why ain't nobody movin? I don't see no one minglin."
Dabi: ".........."
Twice: "Oh social distance.."
Tomura: "Yeah."
Twice: "My bad."
Dabi: "We'll come back to the mingling thing in a couple weeks."
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Tokoyami: "football betting has changed."
Shoji: "You ain't kiddin.."
Yoamomo: "A 2.2 inch donut was used. Otherwise, it can become part of the organ after its failure-"
Jirou: "No, no, no, no, no- 2.2 is fine!"
Tsu: "No need to go all organ failure on me."
Denki: "we're making donuts, it's not that serious."
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Inco: "So we're gonna put our dough on here and we're gonna make 2.2 inch donuts okay?"
Deku: *pours it on the board*
Inco: "2.2 ich oatmeal sorry. I misspoke."
Deku: "Roll it out."
All Might: "You may not think this is gonna turn into a donut but I don't either."
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Natsuo: "While that's being a liquid-"
Todoroki: "Heat about 1 inch of neutral oil (for example, peanut butter) to 375F using a skillet pan."
Fuyumi: "I don't think peanut butter can reach 375 degrees.."
Natsuo: "Well there's several ways to find out."
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Denki: "do what now? How much peanut butter?"
Kirishima: "What happened here?!"
Ashido: "how much peanut butter in inches?"
Tsu: "One."
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Dabi: "Alright while that peanut butter is supper heating to the temperature of the Sun. We're gonna go in here and make our.. Our little donuts."
Twices: "I'm gonna go mingle with the spices real quick."
Also twice to spinner and mustard: "What are y'all doin after this? Y'all like naps? I smell burning peanut butter- it that you?" *looks at Dabi*
Tomura: "I have a feeling if I eat this, it's gonna come out the exact same way it went in."
Toga: "At least it's dark now-"
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