Deku: *shows his mom a video*

Inco: "Are these prison hacks....?!"

All Might: "Who needs pr-"

Inco: "-Well I might not pay my taxes this year."

Deku and All Might: "..............."

Inco: "Continue~"

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Dabi: "You're making a shank aren't you-"

Twice: "K- so we're making prison shanks." *sees Dabi light the end of a toothbrush*

Dabi: *stares at him* 

Twice: "I'm sorry-"

Tomura: "is it okay that mine has rubber on it?"

Toga: "that's not gonna be uncomfortable for the person when I-"

Dabi: "Oh-!" *flames get a little to wild*

Twice: "Ffffff-"

Toga: "Fire!-"

Twice: "Good to know that i'm one to panic wi-" 

Toga: "Stop it-"

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Todoroki: "AhAhWyAhA-"

Endeavor: "So now all I gotta do is roll it out."

Fuyumi: "That ain't gonna go through no one!-"

Natsuo: "Quick question- is it bad to inhale rubber fumes?"

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Toga: "no- it's happening again-"

Twice: "become- a shank!" 

Dabi: "Imma do this end of the toothbrush. Cause I have ran out of the other end of the tooth brush..-"

Tomura: "where- did you guys see that little flame?!-"

Toga: *almost drops her knife into the fire* "N-"

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Kirishima: "What?!"

Denki: "We did not just make a shank out of a toothbrush to cut a tomato!-"

Ashido: "I sharpened mine on the concrete outside."

Everyone else: *looks at kirishima's back* 

Bakugo: *Cuts a table in half*

Uraraka: "Oh good lord- that's definitely gonna cut a dude- uh- tomato." 

Mineta: *cuts one of his balls* "No one's safe-"

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Aizawa: "Well that's not enough coffee.. that's enough lotion however-"

Present Mic: "Baby powder...!?"

Shinsou: "I'll take mine black please."

Aizawa: "That's not enough coffee to get me going.."

Shinsou: "That's probably enough lotion to get me going."

Present Mic: "Hold on-"

Aizawa: "Let me go make this prison caramel macchiato.."

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Midnight: "Got my coffee."

Mt lady: "How much creamer do you like?"

Midnight: "That's what's gonna be happening latter if I eat this lotion-"

Nezu: *pops up out of nowhere*

Mt Lady: "uhngo- hi-"

Midnight: "Hello-"

Nezu: "You got a spoon?"

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Aoyama: "Oh- clumpy.."

Iida: "not the first consistency I'd go for in coffee-" *looks over to Denki*

Denki: *sees Uraraka doing something totally different*

Uraraka: *puts the foundation mix on Hakagure*

Denki: *spits it out* "You're using it as make-up?!"

Iida: "It's all over my screen(glasses)!-" 

Mineta: *sees up Uraraka's skirt* "Oh woah.."

Tokoyami: "I may be the only person on the planet, where applying make-up makes you look worse-"

Hakagura: "This is not my shade-.."

Yaomomo: "If i would have known we were putting this on our face-"

Bakugo: "instead of in our mouths..."

Iida: "-I wouldn't have brewed dark roast coffee."

Jirou: "I would have used like Starbucks blonde-"

Ojiro: "Or milk."

Denki: "I'd rather drink it.."

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All Might: "Is this like the prison Ramen you see on T*k T*k all the time?"

Inco: *gasps* "I love it~"

All Might: "K-"

Deku: "Gonna makes the prison Ramen-" 

Mitsuki: "But I gotta go to the bathroom first. Coffee goes right through me."

Masaru: "Apparently so does baby powder and lotion-" 

Mitsuki: "I don't know how long this salami's been in my fridge-"

Inco: "But I've been sipping of baby powder and lotion water so, least of my worries."

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Kirishima: "na na- I'm full.. thank you..."

Denki: "Wrap the grilled cheese in tinfoil-"

Ashido: "Iron?!"

Uraraka: "Are we still in prison?"

Shoji: "They have working iron's in prison-"

Denki: "Than why are you using this?!"

Bakugo: "I'd be going around ironing the wrinkles out of old people.."

Kirishima: "That's not what they're for-"

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Inco: "I'm not gonna lie, so far prison food is better than dinners most nights."

Deku: *holds up an iron*

All Might: *spits outs blood* "Ahhg-"

Mitsuki: "it's mushing my bread-"

Inco: "if I do this will it go quicker?-"

Deku: *jumps into All Might's arms* 

All Might: *tries not to laugh* "mmhmh no-"

Mitsuki: "I'm not saying anything directly, but I wouldn't do that again okay?" *puts hand on Inco's shoulder*

Inco: "I waited less time for Dorito salami noodles.."

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Jirou: "Holy crap it worked-"

Tsu: "I typically cut the crust off but okay-" 

Kirishima: "That's really good."

Denki: "Ehh! it tastes like lotion-"

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Natsuo: "I'm stuffed.."

Fuyumi: *hands him another bowl of noodles* 

Natsuo: "I said I'm stuffed-"

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Denki: "if i learned anything it's that I'm definitely lactose intolerant... and I'm even more definitely liquid lotion intolerant-"