Deku: "Y'all ever just cry in like really weird places?"

Class 1-A: *eyeing each other and shaking heads no*

Todoroki: "Like Best Buy?"

Deku: "I cried in Best Buy.."

Denki: "Best cry in Best Buy-"

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All Might: "I went to Best Buy okay?"

Inco: *nods head*

All Might: "One of the guys who worked there came up to me. He was telling me about the TV's."

Inco: *nods again*

All Might: "All of a sudden- I start crying.... It wasn't an emotional cry."

Inco: "No?"

All Might: "It was out of necessity.."

Inco: "Okay-"

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Todoroki: "I needed to stop crying in front of this man." *stares at Enji*

Deku: *Writes it down in his notebook*

Todoroki: "So we're talking to each other, I'm standing right in front of him... and- their air conditioning hit my eyeball and such a way-"

Deku: "I'm just standing there weeping.. Okay?"

Todoroki: "Just... just weeping out of my eyeballs."

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Dabi: "Like him telling me the specs of a Samsung TV is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard in my life.."

Tomura: *raises an eyebrow confused as to what he's talking about*

Twice: "Tell me again what the Motion rate is."

Dabi: "240."

Toga: "Probably not the reaction he was expecting-"

Dabi: "When I said, "hey, can you tell me the difference between this and this TV?"

Toga: *licks her knife that was recently covered in blood*

Dabi: "I'm just weeping, okay."

Twice: "BIG HAIRY MAN TEARS!!!!!!!!!"

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Mitsuki: "I'm embarrassed-"

Masaru: "I don't know why my eyes decided all of a sudden, to water up and open up the floodgates of Heaven."

Bakugo: *just sits on his phone not listening*

Inco: "Odd timing Lord-"

All Might: "But it was pretty funny, okay."

Mitsuki: "I know everything happens for a reason."

Masaru: "I'm just trying to figure out why.."

Inco: *laughs*

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Kirishima: "I didn't even acknowledge the tears, okay. I didn't wipe 'em away either."

Class 1-A: *stares at him*

Kirishima: "I just let nature's ShamWow soak 'em up."

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Fuyumi: "The guy I was talking to was having a completely different experience I'm sure."

Natsuo: "He started talking real passionately about frame rate and pixels-"

Todo & Deku: *start crying a bit again*

Natsuo: "-See if he could draw more tears out of me."

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Denki: "Did I mention this one was 4k?"

Kirishima: "FOUR WHAT?" *wipes eyes*

Ashido: "That's not possible-"

Everyone else: 'The f-"

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Twice: "So I'm weeping big hairy man tears in front of a big hairy man,"

Toga: "Man.."

Tomura: "I'm not saying nothing about it..."

Dabi: "He's not saying nothing about it."

Twice: "Which is the epitome of a guy's relationship."

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All Might: "If you see another man crying big hairy man tears in front of you, you won't say nothing about it, okay?" *pats deku's shoulder*

Deku: *writes notes in notebook*

All Might: "And you definitely don't wipe 'em away."

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Bakugo: "hey-"

Mitsuki: "shh-shh-shh-shh, listen..."

Masaru: "This ain't even the newest version."

Inco: "I got a 2019 in the back, 5k."

Bakugo: *crying*

Mitsuki: "What does the first K stand for?"

Inco: "kindness~"

Mitsuki: *laughs*

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Deku: "I don't know why it happens, but it happens all the time."

Todoroki: "I don't know-"

Deku: "I'll just be walking through a store, the air hits my eye in some way and it just will not stop crying."

Todoroki: "I don't understand-! Do I have a leaky tear duct, or am I just so out of touch with my own emotions that I don't feel anything. I just see the effects of it."

Uraraka: "It's like wind-"

Tsu: "You can't see it, but you feel the effects of it."

Uraraka: "Wait- that's the opposite.."

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Toga: "they guy was probably terrified to upsell me the subwoofer and sound bar."

Dabi: "He probably thought I was gonna have an emotional breakdown-"

Tomura: "I probably could've..."

Twice: "I don't know. I don't know what I was feeling."

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Denki: "The second K stands for compassion, with a K."

Kirishima: *laughs*

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Deku: "I'm so embarrassed I can't show my puffy eyes in Best Buy ever again.."

Todoroki: "I ended up buying the TV."

Deku: "the third K stands for just the letter K.."

Todoroki: "It's enough on its own.."

Iida: "Please stop crying."

Kirishima: "men, don't be afraid to show your emotions in Best Buy, okay?!"

Everyone: *nods*

Kirishima: "If you have to cry big hairy man tears into your man beard, DO IT."

Todoroki: "I got 10% off."

Uraraka: "I'm trying to work on crying on cue."

Deku: "So far I don't know how to do it..."

Denki: "until then, I will pay full price-"