So, this is quite a long one. Again. Whelp, here goes.

*flashback*

Sabine= *sighs* Tom, honey, we never get any time to spend with each other. It's getting to be a problem. So, I was thinking that-- Tom? Are you even listening?

Tom= *intently kneading dough*

S= Honey? *taps his arm*

T= *looks up and stops kneading* Huh? Were you saying something?

S= *clears throat* Yes. I was saying that we are almost becoming strangers to each other, and I was thinking that maybe-- *gasps* Tom! Why are your eyes so dark?

T= *yawns* Oh, I was up all night baking cookies. Please continue.

(A/N you thought he was akumatized, didn't you ;) no...? ok, back to the story)

S= Ok. I was thinking that we should close down the bakery, and get new jobs that wouldn't require us to work as--

T= *slams his hand down* Why would you even think about that?! You know that this very bakery was my fathers (a/n I have no idea if it was or not), and I promised that I would keep the business going! How dare you even mention shutting it down!

S= But hun, our relationship--

T= Our relationship is perfectly fine! Go get yourself a pet if you feel lonely, I've got work to do!

S= *feels tears brimming her eyes* Alright. Goodbye. *runs outside*

S= *sniffles* Wha-what has gotten into Tom? He's usually like a teddy bear...

Hawk Moth= *in his butterfly collection room, aka his evil lair* Hello, Sabine. I am Hawk Moth. I understand that your husband isn't concerned about your relationship. I pity you, therefore I will give you whatever power you want. If you'll get me something in return...

S= Since when does the voice in my head give me deals and calls himself, 'Hawk Moth'?

H= Ugh! I am no mere voice in your head! I am an actual person, you know! Anyway, if you would be willing...

S= *sniffs* I-I'm not interested in anything you have to offer me. Just leave me alone.

H= But--

S= But nothing.

H= ...but if you get me their miraculouses, you'll also get a free T-shirt and mug that say, 'I love Hawk Moth' on them.

S= Ooh, free mug! I'm in!

H= *breaks the fourth wall* *turns toward the reader (you)* And that, folks, is how you get people to do your bidding when you're too lazy to do it yourself! *grins and winks*

S= Huh? Who are you talking to?

H= ...no one. So, what powers would you like to have?

S= None. I'll do it purely for you. May as well be useful to somebody.

H= *wipes away a tear* Really?

S= Yup. It's cool, dude. So what again am I getting you?

H= Ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculous. Chat's miraculous is his ring, and Ladybug's is her earrings.

S= Uhh...how am I supposed to get her earrings?

H= I dunno. Why do you think I haven't tried getting them myself?

S= I guess I'll figure something out. I'll contact you when I've found them. Over and out. *walks in the bakery and sits down*

*end of flashback*

*a few minutes later, Adrien and Marinette come in*

Adrien= *opens the door for Mari* Ladies first, M'lady.

S= *thinks* Wait--Chat calls Ladybug, 'M'lady'. Marinette is Ladybug. So that means--Adrien is Chat? Well, this makes my job a lot easier...

Marinette= Ooh, what a gentleman. *she walks through*

S= Oh, hello Marinette. You've brought a friend?

M= Yup!

S= Here, you two take a seat. I'll bring you some goodies.

M= Thanks mum! Here Adrien, take a seat.

*they both sit down*

*no one says a word*

S= *brings cookies and stuff to the table* *thinks* Well, I've got them both here. Might as well carry out Hawk Moth's orders.

S= *breaks the silence* So, since you guys aren't talking, I'll ask you something, Marinette, or should I say, Ladybug. How's life as a superhero? (a/n every time I read this, I hear it in mother gothel's voice)

*chapter 12 happens*

*cause I'm a lazy butt*

S= *pulls off Adrien's ring completely, then clutches it in her hand* I've got his miraculous, Hawk Moth. Now for his lady's...

M= Nonononono. No! You are NOT getting mine, mum! *grabs Adrien's hand* Let's get outta here!

*they both run off into the city as fast as they can*