"HOW MANY TRIES DO YOU THINK IT WILL TAKE?!?" Aqua screeched, throwing a corpse. "I WANT CHILDREN!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!"
Drake screamed, "SHUT UP AQUA" and started crying.
"ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO PRODUCE AT LEAST A THOUSAND OFFSPRING BUT NOOO, YOU WON'T LET ME. I GUESS I NEED A NEW HUSBAND." Aqua raged, throwing more of her enemies' corpses.
"I knew this day would come, but it's okay! I have a list of perfect matches for you. Let's see here... Grayson... Herobrine... Lark... Paige..."
"NO. NONONO." The elf roared. "NONE OF THOSE. I MUST PRODUCE A LARGE QUANTITY OF OFFSPRING AND THEY HAVE ALREADY PROVEN TO ME THAT THEY CANNOT DO THAT."
"Um..." Drake paused. "Spiders make lots of children."
Aqua's eyes widened.
Drake stared at her.
Aqua stared back at him.
"You're....." She stammered. "You're FREAKING RIGHT!!!!"
And so, the elf began searching her apartment for spiders. Until at last, she found one. It was big, hairy, and had eight legs (as most spiders do) Aqua leaned down to kiss it, when she realized that IT WAS A SPIDER.
She screamed.
After that, Aqua ran back to Drake.
"I'M SORRY DEAR HUBBY. I'LL HAVE TO STAY WITH YOU."
"Okay." Drake said. "We'll create a thousand children someday..."