Naruto stood at the front of Konoha with a few of his men behind him. ANBU stood between them and Konoha's gates as Naruto stepped forward, "ANBU, I request that you move. I must speak with the Hokage," Naruto said

"I'm sorry, but we can't allow you to pass," the Captain ANBU said as she stepped up to him

"And why not?" Naruto asked

"I'm afraid your presence is causing disruption within the village. We have our own problems to deal with at the moment and you being here is causing civil unrest," she replied

"Major Armstrong, I think it's best we leave," one of Naruto's men suggested

"No! We're on orders by the Major General, my mother, to negotiate with Konoha Village. I refuse to leave!" Naruto said as he straightened up, "Listen to me, Captain, I must implore you that you allow me and my men to speak with your Hokage!"

"I'm sorry, but I must refuse," the ANBU captain said, "now leave... before we make you,"

"Hmph... I see that I must, sadly, convince you," Naruto said as he took several steps back. Naruto sighed as he took off his gauntlets that his uncle, Alex, gave him and put them on the ground, "Since reasonable means cannot be used, unreasonable means must be taken into action," Naruto stated

"Oh sweet lord, please no," Private Hans muttered

"What's going on?" the ANBU captain asked

"LOOK AWAY! AVERT YOUR EYES!" Hans shouted as he turned around

"What are you doing?" the ANBU captain asked as Naruto slowly unbuttoned his shirt

"Unreasonable means... my princess," Naruto said, making the ANBU captain til her head. Naruto dropped his shirt on the ground, revealing his toned and muscled body. He then lifted up his arms and pulled them down into a pose.

(Imagine Naruto)

A sun appeared behind Naruto as his entire body sparkled. He flexed his muscles as the ANBU captain was taken aback, "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT THE HELL?!" an ANBU shouted

"Oooohhh... Konoha-ANBU's. Leafy Shinobi of the Fire Lands," Naruto said, his voice echoing through the air, shaking everybody to the core

"Y-Yes?" the ANBU captain asked, as she felt her body getting hot

"Would you ever reject such Legendary Artifice from entering your domain?" Naruto asked

"Uhhhh,"

"Look upon my smooth and chiseled abs,"

"O-Ohhh,"

"My rock-hard pectoral muscles and my breath-taking biceps?" Naruto asked as he then started to move his pecs, making the ANBU captain even hotter

"Ohhh...."

"My well, rounded... ass," Naruto said as he turned around, showing his muscular and round ass. He then flexed his glutes, making a small shock-wave and blowing off the ANBU captains mask, revealing her red face and a trickle of blood going down her nose, "O-Oh kami," the ANBU captain said as Naruto walked up to her and placed a hand around her waist

"Princess... my heart beats like an echoing drum of truth and love. It sends a message to my very being. It pulsates with smooth, velvety, beats for your pleasure," Naruto said, whispering huskily into her ear

"I-I-I-I..."

"Princess... ANBU Captain of beauty... this prince wants to enter your domain and make you his queen," Naruto said as the captain's knees shook and she let out a scream

"OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shouted as Naruto notcied her pants had becomed drenched

"Shall my men and I now have... passage?" Naruto asked

"Y-yes," the captain whispered as Naruto picked her up and placed her against a tree

"This was the worst decision of today," Naruto whispered to himself as he looked at the state of which the ANBU captain was in, "Sweet Lord above, what have I done?"