Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi, Asuma, and Yamato were crawling through the vents of Naruto's Plimp as they were all disguised in Naruto's soldier uniforms, "You know, I'm actually surprised this place is air-conditioned," Asuma whispered

"Yeah, it's almost like they couldn't get enough air 10,00 feet up," Sakura replied as she looked through the vents into an empty room, "alright, we're dropping here,"

"Right behind you," Sasuke commented, following her down. Dropping into the room, they made sure their uniforms looked good before they opened the door into the boiler room, "So this is where all that hot-air came from," Kakashi looked around, inspecting everyone who was shoveling coal

"Hey! You! What are you doing here?" a voice cried out to them. They turned their heads to see a man wearing only a wife-beater, pants, boots, and a shovel in his hand, "Main infantry soldiers are to be in the Major's Quarters... unless you all are being punished. Then grab a shovel an help us out,"

"U-Uh, n-no, we just got lost," Asuma nervously stated

"How long have you all been here?" the man questioned before there was a *beep* and the speakers came on

"Gentlemen, this is your Major speaking," the voice on the speaker said

"Naruto?" Sasuke whispered

"I'd like to adress a rumor going around the ship saying 'I like war'... I want to dash these rumors!" Naruto said, "My friends... I like war,"

"Oh kami-damnit," Sasuke mumbled

"No- my friends. I LOVE WAR!"

"I love Holocausts! I love Blitzkriegs! I love defensive lines! I love seiges, charges, mop-up operations, and retreats!" Naruto spoke over the intercome as everyone stopped to listen to him, smiling... except for Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi, Asuma, and Yamato. They quickly and quietly slipped out of the boiler-room in searching of Naruto's quaterers,  "Where the hell can he be?" Yamata asked

"It's the biggest room on this thing, how can it be so hard?!" Sakura shouted

"War acoross paries, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through desserts, on the sea, in the air; I love every act of war that can occur upon this Earth!" Naruto explained, "I love blasting the enemy to smitherines with artillary salvos that thunder across the lines of battle! My heart leaps with joy whever a soilder is tossed high into the air and cut to peices with well-placed sniper rounds!"

"Dear lord above, what's gotten into him?"

"I dunno, let's ask the people who caused this. Kakashi? Sakura? Sasuke? You wouldn't happen to know why he's acting like this, would you?" Asuma asked sarcasticly, making the said people flinch

"And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destory enemy tanks! And the feeling that comes when a solider runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire , is such an exquisit feeling. Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayontets rushing the enemy line. I moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a lone-dead enemy!" Naruto shouted through the intercome, "The sight of deserters being strung up by a street-lamp is an irresistable pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by prisonsirs of war, dropping like flys, screaming in agony as they're being mowed down by ear-peircing schmeisers!"

"Do you know what a schmeiser is?" Sakura asked

"No, and I've got the feeling I don't want to find out," Yamato answered, still listening to Naruto's speech. Naruto, meanwhile, could be seen standing in front of several platoons of infantry wearing a white suit with a long matching overcoat, white gloves, glasses, and a black tie with a red gem on it, "When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells,  I'm in ecstasy." Naruto said, smiling a wide grin as he looks over to Ino, who held a scyth in her hands and a grin as wide as his, "I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped and killed. I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the jagdbombers flying overhead!" he continued before calming and and looking over at Kiba, who was scilent, wearing a silver cross around his neck. Naruto coughed into his hand before looking a Kabuto, who was smiling, "Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth!?"

"KRIEG!"

"KRIEG!"

"KRIEG!"

"KRIEG!"

"...Very well. Then krieg is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might... But... After enduring over centuries of wallowing in the darkness, for you, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient... We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!" Naruto shouetd at the top of his lungs, "We are but a single battalion... You are the remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! You represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats!". Naruto raised a glass into the air, smiling in delight as he continued speaking, "We will remind them that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy, Our Kampfgruppe of over one thousand vampires is going to burn this world down to ash! Yes, my friends! Soon, The Elemental Nations charred remains will illuminate the night sky! I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Changes have happened since your time, though, but knowing you... I'm sure you'll adapt...At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Millennium Battalion! This is a message from your commander!" Naruto screamed into the intercome. The soliders in front of him readied their guns as chuckles echoed through the room, "...Friends... let's bring them hell." Naruto said, pushing a button and sending missles toward Konoha, "But before we do so, I little bird told me we have some moles onboard my ship. Gentlesmen, do be so kind as to show our friends the exit,". The group trying to find Naruto stopped as Asume closed his eyes, "Looks like we've been found out," he said, pulling down his mask and pulling out a ciggerete

"We're gonna have to fight our way out,"

"If we last that long,"

[Sorry if this idea was bad, just copied and pasted it from the wiki and formated it to the situation I thought of]