Lincoln woke up with a splitting headache. His eyes hurt as they looked at natural sunlight and his body felt like he'd been hit by a truck. Sitting up on his couch, he looked down at himself to find a pile of beer cans, "Fucking hell," he whispered as he stood up. He was wearing sweats, orange slippers, pink socks, and a white t-shirt. Rubbing his eyes, he ran a hand through his hair and stood up, walking to the kitchen he grabbed a mug from the cupboard and poured some coffee into it. Sipping it slowly, he then opened his fridge and grabbed a small travel margarita bottle, "Small pick-me-up for the day," he said as he closed the fridge door, and standing behind the door was Lily, holding her blanket and in her PJ's. Lincoln jumped in surprise as he shouted: "HOLY HELL!"

"What's for breakfast?" Lily asked, yawning

"I'm gonna have to find a bell," Lincoln said as he turned around and walked to his bar

"I'm hungry," Lily said, following her older brother

"Hello hungry, I'm waking up," Lincoln replied, making Lily groan. Lincoln sat on a bar-stool as he poured the margarita bottle into his coffee and started drinking it, "Just give me a few minutes," he said, "go get dressed first, we're going out,"

"But what about Luna saying 'no going out'?" Lily questioned

"Well, when Luna's net worth is $2 Trillion, she can start telling me what to do. Until then, you're living in my house and what I say, goes," Lincoln answered, pointing in the direction of Lily's room, "dress. Now."

"Okay," Lily walked back to her room.

10 Minutes Later:

Lincoln was sitting in his car, wearing a red sweater with sneakers, loose-fitting jeans, and sunglasses. He was looking down at his gear-shift with a note attached to it, "Hope you like your new gear-shift. You friend-James," he read the note out loud. His gear-shift had been replaced... with a 7-inch dildo, "I'm gonna key his car when I get back," he said as he grabbed a glove from under his seat and put it over the dildo-gear-shift. He then heard a door open and shut as he saw Lily climbing into the front seat, "No. Back seat," Lincoln said

"Lori lets me sit in the front seat," Lily retorted

"That's nice. Now get in the Lightning Mcqueen booster seat," Lincoln pointed at the said booster seat behind him. Lily pouted as she climbed back down, ran around the 1970 Orange Dodge Charger, and climbed into the back seat. Making sure Lily had her seat buckled, Lincoln then drove down the road, away from his modest 2-story house and into town. Passing by building after building, he made a right turn into a parking lot and stepped out, "We're here," he stated as he helped Lily get out of the car

"What is this place?"

"One of the most family-friendly places I could find on short notice," Lincoln said as he set Lily on the ground.

"Are you sure this place will allow me?" Lily asked as Lincoln pointed at the sign on the door.

"Yeah, I think so," Lincoln said as he started walking to the front door.