Naruto was carrying a large cheese wheel in his arms. Walking across the forest, he stopped at a cave and placed the cheese wheel in front of it, "Cheese delivery... I know you want it, motherfucker," Naruto said sweetly as a giant rat, twice Naruto's size poked its head out of the cave, "come on, come on." Naruto cooed as the rat ran at him. Naruto then cocked back his fist and punched the rat in the head, sending it flying and crashing into a bunch of trees, "SQUEAK SQUEAK, MOTHERFUCKER! OH YEAH!" Naruto shouted as he took out his kunai and made a large streek next to the cave. It was a bunch of tallie marks, all counting up to 23.

Later:

Tsunade was sitting with Sadara as they were watching a bunch of movies Naruto had laying around. Sadara was eating popcorn as they heard footsteps coming up to the group. Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata, and Shikamaru turned their heads to see Naruto walking back to them wearing a rat skin. He walked up to Tsunade, of who was the least scared of the group, and said: "Fixed your rat problem... assholes," and walked off

"Alright, who else wants to leave? I want to leave!" Sakura said as she raised her hand

"Sakura, as much as I want to leave, we're not leaving without him," Sasuke stated, looking at her

"Naruto can take care of himself! We're leaving!"

"*Sigh* Troublesome,"