Naruto leaned against his desk as his cane was in his hand. He sighed as he looked at the people in front of him, "This was supposed to be a peace conference, you absolute jack-asses," Naruto said as he rubbed the bridge of his nose

"THE PINK-HAIRED MONKEY STARTED IT!" Karui shouted as she pointed at Sakura

"SHUT UP, REDHEAD!" Sakura screamed

"BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Naruto shouted at the top of his lungs. The entire 20-story building shook as both girls held onto their chairs. Naruto then sighed again as he pushed off his desk and walked over to his little bar. Using his cane to support himself as he walked, Sakura and Karui saw watched Naruto hobble his way to his bar. Naruto pulled out a bottle and poured it into a glass with ice. Carrying it back to his desk, Naruto took a sip of it as he set it down, "I've tried my best, ya know? I've done everything, that was asked of me. I fought. I lied. I killed, murdered, butchered, and all for what? Peace?" Naruto asked as he pointed to the trophies on the walls, "Look around you! This was support to be a 'peace conference' between you tree fuckers!" he screamed as he pointed at Sakura, "And you motherfucking alphabet cloud smokers!"

"You can't smoke clouds, blonde, they're made out of water," Karui commented

"Don't speak unless spoken to!" Naruto said as he pointed his cane at Karui's head

"Oh yeah, or what?" Karui asked as Naruto pushed a button on his cane and a blade popped out of the end, almost cutting Karui's throat, "I-I think I ge-get the point,"

"Good," Naruto said as he pushed the button again and the blade came back into his cane. Naruto took another ship of his drink as he leaned his head back. Sitting on top of his desk, Naruto hunched over as he pointed at Chojuro and said: "You, four-eyes! Name?"

"Ch-Chojuro," Chojuro replied

"How the absolute hell did you get mixed up with these two?" Naruto asked

"I-I kinda, m-maybe... accidentally... smashed the table trying to calm them down," Chojuro replied

"Of course," Naruto whispered, shaking his head. Naruto then got off his desk as he placed his left foot onto it, "Tell me, you three, have you ever heard of the one-legged man in the ass-kicking contest?" Naruto asked

"What are you suggesting, Naruto?" Sakura asked

"It's Uzumaki-sama to you, Haruno!" Naruto snapped, making her flinch, "But if you must know..." he continued as he pushed his left knee. There was a hiss and then a pop as Naruto pulled on his left leg... it slowly came out of his pant leg as Sakura's eyes widened in shock. Naruto's leg was fake. A prosthetic. And it looked like it hurt a bit if Naruto's face had anything to say about it, "All of you, stand up," Naruto ordered

"W-what are you going to do?" Sakura asked

"What's it look like? This is an ass-kicking contest and I'm the one-legged man," Naruto replied as he hopped into the air on one leg and struck Sakura over the head.