(Work is sloppy, be advised this is a rough draft should the story ever get made, everything is subject to change)

Naruto looked down at his soldiers mining the mountain-side. Next to him was Vlad, Zabuza, and Haku as they watched them bring out carts of coal, "It appears that we'll be ahead of schedule, da?" Vlad asked in a thick Russian accent

"I think? I dunno, I'm still new to this 'General' thing," Naruto said as he straightened his new fur-lined officer's peak cap and dark-orange cape

"Don't worry brat, I'll help ya with the technical stuff," Zabuza said, "and Vlad... WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR A CAPE?!"

"Because, comrade, you are second in command. It's only fair that the second also looks... what was that word? 'Fashionable'?" Vlad said, grabbing Zabubza's black and dark-blue cape

"And me?" Haku asked, wearing a black cape of his own

"... No comment," Vlad replied, making Haku roll his eyes. After watching the soldiers mine for a few more seconds, Naruto looked up at Vlad and saw a cockroach crawl out of his ear. He felt like he was going to throw up when he heard: "MY FUHRER! MY FUHRER! I'VE DONE IT!" as he turned around to see Hans running at him with maps in his hands

"What did you do?" Naruto questioned as Hans ran to the nearby table and tossed everything onto it. Everyone gathered around the table as Hans spread out the maps, showing outlines of continents and dots written in an unknown language... well, unknown to Naruto, Zabuza, and Haku. Hans then began to speak, pointing at a map of the Elemental Nations, "After tireless hours, I've discovered that the mountain-ranges, here in the north, match those of the Swiss Alps, here," Hans explained, pointing at another map with his open hand while pointing at the Land of Iron, "and this caught my attention. After finding more and more connections, I've concluded that the Nations are just another Pangea!"

"Where is this going, Nazi?" Vlad asked, tilting his head. Hans frowned as he glared at the undead Russian, "Where I'm going with this... is Stalingrad," Hans said, pointing at the furthermost area of the Land of Iron

"Stalingrad?" Naruto asked

"What's that? A town?" Zabuza questioned

"Well, it's actually a city. But that's beside the point. I'm talking about the Battle of Stalingrad!" Hans explained, "Imagine it, my Fuhrer! An army of over 1 million strong! Right there for the taking!"

"W-Wait?! 1 MILLION!?!" Naruto shouted

"Ja, mein großartiger Anführer!!" Hans shouted in glee

"1 million. In a single motion. Battle ready and experienced in war. This is possibly the greatest idea you've ever had, Nazi," Vlad commented

"Whatever you say, kotzbrocken," Hans replied

"This could work," Naruto said, nodding, "but how are we going to get there without anyone seeing us?"

"Simple, we'll just take a small platoon of 10 men, not including you and me, and raise them," Hans stated

"And what about me?" Vlad asked

"You're gonna sit here like a good dog and make sure no-one takes out position," Hans explained

"Tch, fine,"

"Perfect, anything else?"

"Zabuza. Haku. I've got a mission for you," Naruto said, pointing at the duo

"What is it?" Zabuza asked

"You two are going to bring me the ashes of Hashirama and Tobirama, I want to win this war at all costs," Naruto ordered, making Zabuza smile under his bandages

"Alright, brat. Let's go, Haku," Zabuza looked down at Haku, the ladder nodding and both vanishing. After a few seconds, Hans looked at Naruto and asked: "My Fuhrer, have you ever heard of... Dinosaurs?"