i and Andrea were simply walking on the street,when we saw a poster on a building saying that today there are auditions for Deutschland sucht den Sperstar. sounds interestin

Andrea:you should go!

me:and do what?

Andrea:sing!

me:yea sure...

Andrea:oh,come on!it would be cool!you know you should do a cover for a song!

me:interesting idea.leggo

-arrive there-

im apparently number:1997. cool my date of birth (just pretend please!)

I and Andrea wait there.she said she wants to come too and sing,but i never told her that she sings horribly,cuz she would have killed me.she was told that...it didn't end well.she made me go at the same time with her.

dressed with:(Hair from the Profile pic)--->

we go in the room where we have to go 1 minute before.Andrea want to raise her shirt to look if her bra stays ok.i dont wear so fuck yea!

me:stop it.theres a hidden camera ther*points there*hehe you cant fool me!good luck next time!and i hope you wont be mad at me for im going to do next but...

i go near the little table near the huge window

me:Andrea,what is this?

Andrea:a lipstick.a red one,you dumbass

me:shut it.you know i dont use this fuckery.

i grab it and write on the mirror: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CdfW4oigtds/UCBgYKGQxmI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/U1ZeM7seras/s1600/why-so-serious.jpg

me:*laughing like The Joker*im mad!

Andrea:you had TOO MUCH sugar today

me:nope.just too much chocolate.

Andrea:come on!you gotta sing something before we go!

me:ok.but you are gonna hate me forever for this

i start to sing:Sexting!-BOTDF

Andrea:I HATE YOU!

me:i knew that love

Andrea:you should talk.i mean...we are both here for only 6 months and im not he best at german,but you know English,German,French and Romanian like you were borned there!

me:you are a retarded genius.we are ROMANIANS!obviously we KNOW romanian!jeez.leggo*to the camera*see ya in a sec!

-where we arrived to the big stairs-

i slide dows laughing like crazy while Andrea was slowly climbing down facepalming

Andrea:i dont know you anymore!

me:then you aren't gonna talk,loser!

Andrea:grrr.why are you always right?

me:simple.i think before i talk

we look now at the jury.ok i was smirking the whole time.did you know that Dieter,Mateo and the Kaulitz Twins are the jury?cuz i didn't.i look at Andrea.she's stunned.she isn;t even blinking!

-in Italic will be german/french/romanian-

me:hey there!how are you?did you like what i wrote on the mirror and what i sang?yes?no?okay!

they were laughing

Bill:tell us about you

me:im Raven Black,im 16,im 5'10'' tall...um...im fucking hyper...too much chocolate for one day....do you like my pet unicorn Charlie here?

Tom:your what?

me:CANT YOU SEE HIM?

Dieter:nope sorry

Mateo:i can.he's really cute

me:why thank YOU!finally someone with some sense here!*hi5*

Dieter:ok we get it you are really crazy and all

me:thanks!

Dieter:ok...from where are you from?

me:me and my apparently now STONE friend are from Romania,we've been staying here since 6 months ago,i know English,French and German.i get the highest level at all of them at Cambridge,i studied at Julinard um....

Tom:wow so you are really smart

me:if you say so.but i dunno...it depends from what point of view you look.

Andrea suddenly regained herself

Andrea:what are you talking about?

me:about me

Bill:any other interesting things about you?

me:well..i dunno if thats an interesting fact but im an 4 year nartional olympic at:Biology,Romanian,French,German,English,Maths,Physicsm and Chemistry and i can play the Violin,Drums,Guitar,Bass,Keyboards and Piano,and the funny thing is that i can do the SCREAMO scream perfectly.

they were O.O

Andrea:what are YOU talking about?i understood some words but not everything!

me:i was telling them about my olympics record and what i can play

Andrea:it's always about you...

me:then study.end of subject

Bill:we respect you and your intelligence already.you can practically talk about every subject right?

me:*snorting* yeahhh

Tom:why were you about to burst into laughter

me:because Bill said "EVERY" subject.i was thinking...Sexology is a subject?cuz i have a REALLY Sexy Imagination*laughing with Tom*

Tom:i like you already

Mateo:i think we all like her.but what about your friend here?

me:Andrea?well she was to afraid to sing alone and made me come with her,cuz as you alrady saw,she was kinda stunned the first 2-3 minutes.lets say..she's a kind of a Tokio Hotel fangirl.but no Alien,a fangirl.but i never said that,ok?

Bil+Tom:sure.but why doesnt she talk?

me:she only knows romanian and some english.thats why i have to translate the majority of things for her.

Dieter:we understand.what are you going to sing for us?

me:um...i'd like to keep it a secret...but i'll only say that yesterday i staied the whole day to create the piano cover of this song cuz actually yesterday the album was released and this song really...how do you say it...made me die inside and tear up.and about Andrea...i have no clue actually.

Bill:just one song?

me:well...i could sing another one,but id need an electric guitar for that one...

Tom:i'll give you mine,but what 's the song called?

me:"i'm so sick" by Flyleaf

Bill:ok you can start.

me:thanks.Andrea,you can stay on the stairs till i finish,ok?

Andrea:ok...

i start to sing: Don't jump-Tokio Hotel

by the time i finished i think i had some tears in my eyes too,so i quickly wiped them

Mateo:wow...you sing...beautifully and you can play the piano really good

me:thanks

Tom:you are amazing.i could help but notice you had tears.can i ask why?

me:well...this song has an effect to people....especially people who knew what is like to be on the top of the roof and to look down,see nobody there trying to stop you from jumping,but worse,scream:"COME ON!JUMP ALREADY!WE HATE YOU!JUST DO IT!"and feel the wind trough your hair...and it's kinda hard to explain the feeling you have there....having flashback of your horrible life and all the things.usually a normal person isn't going to understand this things but the way you made this song and the lyrics....i can really tell you this song is going to save many lives from now on.

Bill and Tom were on the verge of tears,while Dieter and Mateo had a shocked and sad faces

Bill:wow...how can a person like you go trough so much?you should be famous!everybody should know who you are.

me:thanks.

Tom:*blinking and grabing a guitar and handing it to me*come on.i wanna see your guitar skills

me:is this a challenge?*smirking*

Tom:why,yes.yes it is.

me:you are in.what do i win?

Tom:what do you want?

me:me?a 3 cupped icecream with chocoate and rainbow coloured gummy bears on top

Tom:-_-' ok.and if i win....you have to show us that "scream" you talk about

me:i was going to do it anyways if you asked,but deal*handshake*

i start to do this solo first:

i was sometimes looking at Tom and smirking,knowing i'll win that ice-cream,than start to sing this+guitar:

me:so watcha think,Tomi boy?

Tom:i finish in 10 minutes.wait me and Bill outside*sounding defeted,but actually happy*

me:sure.and about my screamo voice....you heard it,but it's better in this:Perfect Weapon-Black Veil Brides :

me:i bet nobody would have guessed what my type is ike,huh?i lok oh so innocet,but im acutally a sadic psyhopath haha

Bill:ok so Wow.you can sing really cool.and scream.and play the guitar.and the piano.woaw.cool

me:thanks.what about we let Andrea sing too?

Mateo:i was about to suggest that.thanks.

me:no prob.Andrea is your time to sing.what do you want to sing?

Andrea:um...what about that one you made in your 5th class and gave it to your brother,Dahvie to sing it?

me:but...but..you cant! mean..you have to sing something to um...highlight your voice,not something simple.

Andrea:this or nothing.now go to the guitar.and you do the scream part too

me:i'll ask. so Andrea wants to sing one of my songs.1 problem: and iplay the guitar.its ok?she doesnt know any other songs really...

Dieter:just make her sing

me:thanks. ok start

she sings:Bewitched and i to the guitar cover:

Dieter:ok so how we tell her we didn't like her voice at all?

me:um...i think im gonna translate it.Love...they said they didn't like your voice.

Andrea:what?you lie!

me:wait what?!no i dont!ill never lie too you!you know that!and dont make a show on TV,plase

Andrea:you are lying!

me:*sighing iin defeat*she doesn't believe me.

Bill:Tom...you are the one that says things directly

Tom:ok then.i'll say it.Andrea,we are sorry but we didn't like your voice.goodbye

i put my hand over my mouth o stop myself from laughing sooo hard

Andrea was in rage!

Andrea:it's only YOUR fault!only yours!you made them say it!

me:sure i did.*smirking and stil laughing*now bye-bye sweety

Andrea:*elling in rage and stomping out*you WILL pay for this!i PROMISE YOU!

me:careful on the stairs!*she almost fell,then ran out*

me:*laughing*seems like someone is on her period

they laughed

Bill:here.take it.you deserve it.we are going to see you there

me:O.O and what about my ice-cream?

Tom:are there any more contestants for today?

camera guy:nope.you can go

Tom:ok.well leggo.

-outside,on the way to ice-cream-

Bill:you know what?i like your hair

me:why?because you like your too and they look alike?*laughing*

Bill:yes and no.

me:should i make it other colours?

Tom:like what?

me:hm....blue and green?

Tom:cool leggo dye your hair then

me:i dont think so.look.

and I transform my hair in Green with Blue highlights,but the same hairstyle.

Bill:how?that explains the red eyes...

me:i have powers haha

Bill:epic.

-at the ice-cream-

Tom:ill go after the ice-cream

me:perfect.thanks.

-after he goes-

i start to sing: Scream for my Ice-Cream-BOTDF:

Bill:*laughing*that really funny

me:my brother's band.

Bill:what's his name?

me:David Torres,but he goes with Dahvie Vanity.and his bandmate is Jayy Von Monroe,with 2x Y.and HEY!what the HELL is he doing here?DAHVIE FUCKING VANITY!

he looked at me O.O but then a bunch of fangirls jumped on him.

me:oh fuck.wait here.i have to do the only thing i never tought ill do.wish me luck

Bill:good luck?

me:*near Dahvie**whispers*play along*says*hey you motherfucker!watcha doing with my boyfriend???

Fangirl:you WHAT?

me:MY BOYFRIEND dont i speak english for you?

Fangirl:PROVE IT!

me:how?

Fangirl:kiss him,obviously!

me:FINE!*turn to Dahvie.he is O.O*you owe me soo much for this*kiss him*

Dahvie:*kisses back*

fatlips heeeee

i heard groans and cryes from the fangirls behind me.they must have gone.i broke the kiss and slap my brother's arm playfully

me:well suck me!you owe me soo much for this!but watca doing here?

Dahvie:i wanted to tell you that i liked your performance at the talent show

me:how did you know?

Dahvie:i know everything about my little sister,right?

me:*hugs him tighlty*i love you,Dahvie

Dahvie:*hugs back*love you too kiddo.now sorry but i have to go,Jayy is waiting for me at the airport.good luck.i will be there at the finals,when you'll win the first place

me:I WISH!BYEEE RETARDED HELLO KITTY LOVER!

Dahvie:BYE RETARDED UNICORN LOVER!YOU ARE MY HELLO KITTY!

me:I JUST HOPE NOT THE HELLO KITTY FROM THE SONG!

Dahvie:NEVER!BYE!

me:BYE!

i go back to Bill

me:so watcha doing?

Bill:what was that?

me:oh nothing just me randomly saving my brother from a potential multiple rape.

Bill:wow.

Tom:is he your boyfriend?

me:WHEN DID YOU COME HERE?nd no.he's my bro.*takes the ice-cream*thanks

Tom:no prob.h by the way.tomorrow we hang out with Georg and Gustav.wanna come too?

me:sure.why not?

Bill:cool

Tom: we'll see each other tomorrow here,at 2pm?

me:perfect.bye!!

Bill+Tom:byee