Wednesday, July 12
Dear Diary:
I haven't slept all night thinking :')
So tOdaY's ThE sLeEpovEr
Liechtenstein and Hong Kong came early because we're friends and I allow them to do that (Though I don't think I'm ever gonna let them again cuz they ate all my chips)
Sealand said WY was going to come at night so :)
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We discussed the plan through our group chat all day yesterday. We're gonna force Sealand to tell WY how he feels through an uncomfortable game of truth or dare, and if that doesn't work, we're going to lock them in a closet together until they die or tell each other their feelings
WY probably likes Sealand back, I mean, they've both known each other for a long time and stuff
I don't know how straight relationships work
Aaaand it's so hard to write when you have two people peeking over your shoulders >:0
Btw Liechtenstein says hi
So, all we have to do is pray (not literally) that everything goes well and they can tell each other their feelings
This is so fucking cliché
Also, I can't write stuff here during the sleepover since I'll probably be forced to show it or something so... Guess I'll write everything down tomorrow
-Iceland
Iceland: *finishes writing and closes his diary* would you guys PLEASE STOP TRYING TO SEE WHAT I'M WRITING?!
Liechtenstein: Sorry
HK: Sorry
Iceland: *sigh* Well... There isn't much left to do, right?
HK: Food's on the table :)
Liechtenstein: I brought a movie to watch
Iceland: Which one?
Liechtenstein: ..... You guys are going to hate me
HK: We won't! *pats Liechtenstein*
Iceland: *fLINCH*
Liechtenstein: .... The Hunger Games
HK: Fuck no
Iceland: Holy shit nO
Liechtenstein: I'M SORRY!
HK: Let's just like... uh... watch Netflix or something
Liechtenstein: Horror movie?
Iceland: We got kids >_>
HK: Comedy
Liechtenstein: How are we gonna help Sealand confess to WY watching a comedy movie?
Iceland: Romance?
HK: IT WOULD BE TOO OBVIOUS!
Liechtenstein: Hm... Cartoon?
HK: ....... *shrugs*
Iceland: Ah- why not?
Sealand: *runs into the room* GUYS! W-WY'S HERE!!
Iceland: *slicks his hair back*
HK: *cleans everything up sONIC FAST*
Liechtenstein: *FLUFFS THE PILLOWS*
Iceland: *LITS CANDLES*
HK: *FIXES UP SEALAND A BIT*
Liechtenstein: *YANKS SEALAND'S STICKERS OFF HIS FACE*
Sealand: OW
Iceland: Hey, they grew back
HK: *pets Sealand's eyebrows* They're so soft and fluffy
Liechtenstein: Like a baby rabbit's bum >///<
Sealand: S-STOP TOUCHING MY EYEBROWS, YOU JERK!!
WY: *walks in* ....
WY: ..... Oi-
Sealand: A-AH, HELLO WY! *leans against the wall but there iS NO WALL AND FALLS*
WY: *giggles* Stupid *violently smacks him with her sleeping bag*
Sealand: *is fucking hurt but giggles*
HK: .... *whispers to Iceland* This is gonna be hard
Iceland: *whispers back* The kid's fucking stupid
WY: Sealand... Who are these people? Your family?
Sealand: U-Uh... These are my friends... Liechtenstein-
Liechtenstein: Nice to meet you ^^
Sealand: Hong Kong-
HK: Yo *peace sign*
Sealand: And.....I think you already know him
WY: No, I don't
Iceland: Hi, I'm Iceland
WY: Oh... I'm WY
Sealand: *whispers to WY* Stay away from him, he's mentally unstable
Iceland: Hey! I HEARD THAT
WY: Are you like brothers or something?
Sealand: NO! NO WAY! I WOULD NEVER SEE THIS NINCOMPOOP AS A BROTHER
Iceland: *squints*
Liechtenstein: *CLAPS HANDS* ALRIGHT- so...w-what are we going to do first? *shyness attack*
WY: *spreads sleeping bag across the floor* We could play a gam-
Iceland: TRUTH OR DARE, I'LL START! SEALAND, TRUTH OR DARE?
Sealand: !! Um... dare
Iceland: .... I dare you to... tell us... who you-
HK: *COVERS ICE'S MOUTH* WHO YOU SEE AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
Sealand: *blushes* Uh... WY...
WY: *blush* You're my best friend too
Sealand: :')
Iceland: .....*muffled speaking*
HK: *takes his hand off Icey's mouth*
Iceland: WHY DID YOU DO THAT? IT WAS PART OF THE PLAN
HK: Not yet, shitass. It's too early
WY: Early for what? What plan?
HK: UH... No plan, no plan *sweat drop*
Sealand: But you just mentioned a-
Liechtenstein: PILLOW FIGHT! *SLAMS A PILLOW IN SEALAND'S FACE*
Sealand: *falls dramatically*
WY: *GASP*
Iceland: L-LET'S WATCH A MOVIE OR SOMETIMES HEHEHE
Sealand: What movie?
Iceland: Whichever you want
WY: I want to see the Hunger Games
Liechtenstein: *EYES TWINKLE*
HK: DID SOMEBODY SAY SHREK?
WY: No-
Iceland: SHREK IT IS- *plays movie*
Movie: somebODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WOOORLD WAS GONNA RULE ME-
Sealand: -_-
WY: -_-
Liechtenstein: -_-
HK: *awkward dad dancing*
Iceland: *double dab*
Sealand: *SCREAMS* HELP! SOMEBODY HELP US
WY: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Liechtenstein: *sobbing*
-About A While Later-
Iceland: *sitting on Hong Kong's lap and sobbing*
HK: *pats Iceland and is sobbing too* This part is so sad
Liechtenstein: How does somebody cry watching Shrek?!
WY: ......
Sealand: ..... WY... I need to tell you something
WY: Hm?
Sealand: *blushes* I-
Iceland: *SNEEZES*
HK: *FUCKING STARTLED* *PUSHES ICELAND OFF HIM*
Liechtenstein: *SCREAMS BECAUSE THE SNEEZE WAS TOO SUDDEN*
Denmark: *KICKS THE DOOR OPEN* WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS EVERYTHING OK?!
Everyone: *SCREAMS*
Denmark: *pants down cuz he was in da bathroom*
WY and Liechtenstein: *COVERING THEIR FUCKING EYES*
Sealand: *slowly rotting away*
HK: AKSHSIDJAHDIAGAKAGAKCB
Iceland: EVERYTHING'S OK, GET THE FUCK OUT
Liechtenstein: MR. DENMARK, PLEASE HIDE YOUR PRIDE
Denmark: Sheesh, calm down. I have underwear on
Everyone: *STILL SCREAMING*
Denmark: Hey, you guys watching Shrek?!
Everyone: GET OUT!
Denmark: I WANT TO WATCH TOO! ;-;
Sealand: *SLAMS THE DOOR SHUT*
Everyone: .......
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Iceland: Sealand, truth or dare?
Sealand: No
WY: Y'all boring as hell
HK: Y'all
Liechtenstein: Um... how about we play some video games?
WY: Nah...
Iceland: Nah...
HK: Let's eat then
Liechtenstein: Nah...
Sealand: Nah...
Iceland: SEALAND. TRUTH. OR. DARE?
Sealand: Ugh- Truth, I guess
Iceland: *looks at Hong Kong for permission*
HK: ..... *shrugs*
Iceland: *looks back at Sealand*
Iceland: Who do you like??
Sealand: ..... You fucking ass-
Iceland: AH- ANSWER THE QUESTION... OR WE WILL LOCK YOU IN A CLOSET WITH A SPECIFIC SOMEBODY
Liechtenstein: Hi, I'm part of the "we"
HK: Same
Sealand: *blushing* U-Uh... PLEASE GUYS, NO!
Iceland: I'M BORED. ENTERTAIN ME WITH YOUR PAIN
Sealand: NUUUUUU
WY: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Sealand: RUN, WY! RUN!!!
WY: I WILL AFTER YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON
Liechtenstein: I feel like the author is trying to hurry the plot
HK: Huh, I thought I was the only one who noticed
Wall: *EXPLODES*
Iceland: TELL
Sealand: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO A N Y T H I N G
Iceland: HEY, WY-
Sealand: *SCREAMS*
WY: I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!
Sealand: FINE!... I'll tell......*turns to WY* T-.... There's something I want to tell you... Something I've been keeping a secret for a long time
WY: You're gay?
Sealand: Wha- NO!
WY: Uh...
Sealand: *blushes* I like... you
HK: *otpotpotp*
Iceland: *inner squeal*
Liechtenstein: *proud mom*
WY: ........ I like you too, Sealand
Sealand: REALLY?!
WY: Yeah! You're a great friend
Sealand: :')
Iceland: :')
HK: :')
Liechtenstein: :')
Sealand: H-Ha... I mean.... I-
WY: *shushes Sealand* I like you as a friend, Sealand.... Don't worry... I'll still be your friend after this...
Sealand: :'))))
WY: I'm tired... *gets in her sleeping bag* Continue the sleepover without me. Goodnight
Everyone: :')))
They stayed awake with that same facial expression all night while WY slept...
The End...
It's very late and I was out of ideas...
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