Wednesday, July 12

Dear Diary:

I haven't slept all night thinking :')

So tOdaY's ThE sLeEpovEr

Liechtenstein and Hong Kong came early because we're friends and I allow them to do that (Though I don't think I'm ever gonna let them again cuz they ate all my chips)

Sealand said WY was going to come at night so :)

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We discussed the plan through our group chat all day yesterday. We're gonna force Sealand to tell WY how he feels through an uncomfortable game of truth or dare, and if that doesn't work, we're going to lock them in a closet together until they die or tell each other their feelings

WY probably likes Sealand back, I mean, they've both known each other for a long time and stuff

I don't know how straight relationships work

Aaaand it's so hard to write when you have two people peeking over your shoulders >:0

Btw Liechtenstein says hi

So, all we have to do is pray (not literally) that everything goes well and they can tell each other their feelings

This is so fucking cliché

Also, I can't write stuff here during the sleepover since I'll probably be forced to show it or something so... Guess I'll write everything down tomorrow

-Iceland
































































































Iceland: *finishes writing and closes his diary* would you guys PLEASE STOP TRYING TO SEE WHAT I'M WRITING?!

Liechtenstein: Sorry

HK: Sorry

Iceland: *sigh* Well... There isn't much left to do, right?

HK: Food's on the table :)

Liechtenstein: I brought a movie to watch

Iceland: Which one?

Liechtenstein: ..... You guys are going to hate me

HK: We won't! *pats Liechtenstein*

Iceland: *fLINCH*

Liechtenstein: .... The Hunger Games

HK: Fuck no

Iceland: Holy shit nO

Liechtenstein: I'M SORRY!

HK: Let's just like... uh... watch Netflix or something

Liechtenstein: Horror movie?

Iceland: We got kids >_>

HK: Comedy

Liechtenstein: How are we gonna help Sealand confess to WY watching a comedy movie?

Iceland: Romance?

HK: IT WOULD BE TOO OBVIOUS!

Liechtenstein: Hm... Cartoon?

HK: ....... *shrugs*

Iceland: Ah- why not?

Sealand: *runs into the room* GUYS! W-WY'S HERE!!

Iceland: *slicks his hair back*

HK: *cleans everything up sONIC FAST*

Liechtenstein: *FLUFFS THE PILLOWS*

Iceland: *LITS CANDLES*

HK: *FIXES UP SEALAND A BIT*

Liechtenstein: *YANKS SEALAND'S STICKERS OFF HIS FACE*

Sealand: OW

Iceland: Hey, they grew back

HK: *pets Sealand's eyebrows* They're so soft and fluffy

Liechtenstein: Like a baby rabbit's bum  >///<

Sealand: S-STOP TOUCHING MY EYEBROWS, YOU JERK!!

WY: *walks in* ....

WY: ..... Oi-

Sealand: A-AH, HELLO WY! *leans against the wall but there iS NO WALL AND FALLS*

WY: *giggles* Stupid *violently smacks him with her sleeping bag*

Sealand: *is fucking hurt but giggles*

HK: .... *whispers to Iceland* This is gonna be hard

Iceland: *whispers back* The kid's fucking stupid

WY: Sealand... Who are these people? Your family?

Sealand: U-Uh... These are my friends... Liechtenstein-

Liechtenstein: Nice to meet you ^^

Sealand: Hong Kong-

HK:  Yo *peace sign*

Sealand: And.....I think you already know him

WY: No, I don't

Iceland: Hi, I'm Iceland

WY: Oh... I'm WY

Sealand:  *whispers to WY* Stay away from him, he's mentally unstable

Iceland: Hey! I HEARD THAT

WY: Are you like brothers or something?

Sealand: NO! NO WAY! I WOULD NEVER SEE THIS NINCOMPOOP AS A BROTHER

Iceland: *squints*

Liechtenstein: *CLAPS HANDS* ALRIGHT- so...w-what are we going to do first? *shyness attack*

WY: *spreads sleeping bag across the floor* We could play a gam-

Iceland: TRUTH OR DARE, I'LL START! SEALAND, TRUTH OR DARE?

Sealand: !! Um... dare

Iceland: .... I dare you to... tell us... who you-

HK: *COVERS ICE'S MOUTH* WHO YOU SEE AS YOUR BEST FRIEND

Sealand:  *blushes* Uh... WY...

WY: *blush* You're my best friend too

Sealand:  :')

Iceland: .....*muffled speaking*

HK: *takes his hand off Icey's mouth*

Iceland: WHY DID YOU DO THAT? IT WAS PART OF THE PLAN

HK: Not yet, shitass. It's too early

WY: Early for what? What plan?

HK: UH... No plan, no plan *sweat drop*

Sealand: But you just mentioned a-

Liechtenstein:  PILLOW FIGHT! *SLAMS A PILLOW IN SEALAND'S FACE*

Sealand:  *falls dramatically*

WY:  *GASP*

Iceland: L-LET'S WATCH A MOVIE OR SOMETIMES HEHEHE

Sealand: What movie?

Iceland: Whichever you want

WY: I want to see the Hunger Games

Liechtenstein:  *EYES TWINKLE*

HK: DID SOMEBODY SAY SHREK?

WY:  No-

Iceland: SHREK IT IS-  *plays movie*

Movie: somebODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WOOORLD WAS GONNA RULE ME-

Sealand:  -_-

WY:  -_-

Liechtenstein:  -_-

HK:  *awkward dad dancing*

Iceland: *double dab*

Sealand: *SCREAMS* HELP! SOMEBODY HELP US

WY: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Liechtenstein:  *sobbing*

-About A While Later-

Iceland:  *sitting on Hong Kong's lap and sobbing*

HK:  *pats Iceland and is sobbing too* This part is so sad

Liechtenstein: How does somebody cry watching Shrek?!

WY: ......

Sealand: ..... WY... I need to tell you something

WY: Hm?

Sealand: *blushes* I-

Iceland: *SNEEZES*

HK:  *FUCKING STARTLED* *PUSHES ICELAND OFF HIM*

Liechtenstein: *SCREAMS BECAUSE THE SNEEZE WAS TOO SUDDEN*

Denmark: *KICKS THE DOOR OPEN* WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS EVERYTHING OK?!

Everyone: *SCREAMS*

Denmark: *pants down cuz he was in da bathroom*

WY and Liechtenstein: *COVERING THEIR FUCKING EYES*

Sealand: *slowly rotting away*

HK:  AKSHSIDJAHDIAGAKAGAKCB

Iceland: EVERYTHING'S OK, GET THE FUCK OUT

Liechtenstein: MR. DENMARK, PLEASE HIDE YOUR PRIDE

Denmark: Sheesh, calm down. I have underwear on

Everyone: *STILL SCREAMING*

Denmark: Hey, you guys watching Shrek?!

Everyone: GET OUT!

Denmark: I WANT TO WATCH TOO! ;-;

Sealand: *SLAMS THE DOOR SHUT*

Everyone: .......

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Iceland: Sealand, truth or dare?

Sealand: No

WY: Y'all boring as hell

HK:  Y'all

Liechtenstein: Um... how about we play some video games?

WY: Nah...

Iceland: Nah...

HK: Let's eat then

Liechtenstein: Nah...

Sealand:  Nah...

Iceland: SEALAND. TRUTH. OR. DARE?

Sealand: Ugh- Truth, I guess

Iceland: *looks at Hong Kong for permission*

HK: ..... *shrugs*

Iceland: *looks back at Sealand*

Iceland: Who do you like??

Sealand: ..... You fucking ass-

Iceland: AH- ANSWER THE QUESTION... OR WE WILL LOCK YOU IN A CLOSET WITH A SPECIFIC SOMEBODY

Liechtenstein: Hi, I'm part of the "we"

HK: Same

Sealand:  *blushing* U-Uh... PLEASE GUYS, NO!

Iceland: I'M BORED. ENTERTAIN ME WITH YOUR PAIN

Sealand: NUUUUUU

WY: WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Sealand: RUN, WY! RUN!!!

WY: I WILL AFTER YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON

Liechtenstein: I feel like the author is trying to hurry the plot

HK: Huh, I thought I was the only one who noticed

Wall: *EXPLODES*

Iceland: TELL

Sealand: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO A N Y T H I N G

Iceland: HEY, WY-

Sealand:  *SCREAMS*

WY: I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!

Sealand:  FINE!... I'll tell......*turns to WY*  T-.... There's something I want to tell you... Something I've been keeping a secret for a long time

WY: You're gay?

Sealand: Wha- NO!

WY:  Uh...

Sealand: *blushes* I like... you

HK:  *otpotpotp*

Iceland: *inner squeal*

Liechtenstein:  *proud mom*

WY: ........ I like you too, Sealand

Sealand: REALLY?!

WY: Yeah! You're a great friend

Sealand:  :')

Iceland:  :')

HK:  :')

Liechtenstein:  :')

Sealand: H-Ha... I mean.... I-

WY: *shushes Sealand* I like you as a friend, Sealand.... Don't worry... I'll still be your friend after this...

Sealand:  :'))))

WY: I'm tired... *gets in her sleeping bag* Continue the sleepover without me. Goodnight

Everyone:  :')))

They stayed awake with that same facial expression all night while WY slept...

The End...

It's very late and I was out of ideas...

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