Dear Diary:

I woke up in the airport

Ewww

Me: .......... *WAKES UP*

Finland:  oH GOOD ICELAND IS AWAKE

Me: ...... WHY AM I HERE?

Denmark: Are you stupid? We told you almost a month ago! 

Norway: World Meeting.... In Canada.... I wrote it on your calendar too

Sealand: hELLO I'M HERE TOO

FFFFFFFUCK ME

That is not an invitation by the way please don't ;-;

So we were like sitting down and doing airport business for a while and then we got on the plane

It was very full

V e r y

I sat down next to the window and looked out for a while...

And then I fell asleep

About 2 hours later Denmark woke me up like

Denmark:  eMIL WAKE UP THE PLANE'S FALLING WE'RE GONNA CRASH

Me: AHHHHHHHH

AND LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE PLANE LOOKED AT ME LIKE "BOI U NEED SOME JESUS"

After a while I was getting tired and I asked Norway

Me: When are we gonna arrive?? How far is Canada??

Norway: Oh, we're not going to Canada. We're going to New York and then driving to Canada

Me:  0____0

So I slammed my face against the front seat and passed out

After approximately 6 hours I woke up again in the airport

Me: ...... Was it all a dream?

Finland: ? No! LOLZ WE'RE IN NEW YORK

ME: 

So...I'm in New York

...... AGAIN

This doesn't feel nostalgic at all. I want to die  ಠ-ಠ

I still have no idea how we're gonna get to Canada from here if we have no car but-  E H

-Iceland