Dear Diary:

I woke up on top of something squishy.

Then I remembered that I actually went to sleep next to Hong Kong and I think I squished him all night.

Oops.

He seemed pretty surprise to see me sleeping next to him when he woke up, but he didn't say much. What was he gonna say? It's my house.

I'm actually pretty surprised that nobody walked in on us sleeping like that- and oh my gosh that just sounded really really wrong-

Anyways, that was the most awkward morning ever.

I got up and my back was sore as hell.  I could barley even move.  Still,  I don't regret it.

Since I really didn't feel like making my own breakfast, I said

Me: Hey, how about we go get something at a coffee shop?

And he said

HK: Yea

We walked a few blocks to a coffee shop. I ordered what I ordered always. I'm not predictable at all.

So I sat down, and calmly drank my chocolate...... calmly...
And then Hong Kong stood up violently. I could of sworn I saw some sparkles floating around him... Oh well.

HK: SO LIKE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ON THIS TOTALLY SUPER AWESOME DAY??

I choked.

Me: I was thinking the park-

HK: THE PARK? THAT'S BULLSHIT-

I understand.

HK: How about.... DISNEYLAND?

Me: There aren't Disneylands close.

HK: You mean that there isn't a Disneyland in your country? Shoot-

I should be offended.

HK: How about a fair or something like that?

Me: What's so fun about fairs?

HK: I dunno. I heard that people like to go there for fun.

Me: Count me out-

HK: OHHHHHHHH I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!

Me: Oka-

He didn't even wait for me to finish my sentence and he just grabbed my arm and dragged me outside.

HK: Okay! So we're gonna have like, a super random day around the city!

Me: Where are we going?

HK: Hm...

He closed his eyes and pointed to a random direction.

HK: That way!

And he grabbed my hand and dragged me to who knows where.

As long as I didn't end up washed up on the beach, dead, I was good.

We walked for twenty years straight, until Hong Kong bumped his face against a pole.

Poles should be illegal.

Me: Oh god- are you okay?

HK: Yeah yeah. It's okay. This must be a sign.

Me: No, it's a pole-

HK: No. Like, this must mean something. The universe maybe wants us to stay here, so it put this pole here so I could totally break my face with it and stop walking.

Me: ...... how hard did you hit your head?

HK: I- OH MY GOSH, LOOK!

I turned my head, and what do you know? A hundred dollar bill. Well, of course not dollar, but since Norway bought you in America, I suppose you're American and you wouldn't understand how money works here. Yes diary, you're American. It's not time to get depressed though.

I picked the money up. It was clean and it had no drug stains, so I kept it.

HK: See! I told you something good would happen!

Me: That was just a coincidence-

HK: No it wasn't. Things don't just happen like that. There's always some reason.

That was the most inspirational thing I heard in my life.

Me: Wow...

HK: So. In which direction do you feel like going now?

Me: ...... left?

So we started walking left to where we were. We walked for another twenty years, and we eventually found ourselves next to a movie theater.

HK: Cool! Hey, wanna see a movie?

Me: Hm. Okay.

So we walked inside.

There were lots of movies on display, though I never heard about any of them. We sorta had to choose while we were in line to buy the tickets, so we just chose the first one that we heard.

It was the worst movie ever, but I really didn't mind.

HK: That movie was like, so suckish.

Me: Yeah.

HK: Um. I'm hungry.

Me: You just ate popcorn-

HK: Nope. That was the universe that made me eat it all, so we could like, go eat something somewhere.

Me: .......

The universe is pretty annoying.

We walked a bit until "the universe" made us stop at a park.

Me: This is a park.

HK: Yes.

Me: You said-

HK: SHHH- doesn't matter. Look, they sell food here.

He forced me to buy a sandwich at a little cart. It wasn't bad, but... it's park food.

We sat down on a little hill and ate our sandwich in peace. I must of dropped some bread crumbs, because a duck attacked the floor and literally made a hole in the group trying to pick the crumbs up.

Me: .......wow.

HK: Yeah... the universe must of told the duck to come here for your bread crumbs.

Me: What's your problem with the universe?!

HK: Oh nothing... it's just that... ah, nevermind.

OH NO BITCH, YOU AIN'T DOIN THAT TO ME!

Me: What?

HK: Well, thanks to the universe, we became like, friends and we are where we are now. I'm very thankful for that.

Me: ...... I-

HK: Yeah... exactly.

Me: I thought destiny did that.

HK: It's the same shit.

Me: Hm...

HK: Mind if I grab your hand?

Me: ..... sure.

My blush was getting out of control ultimately.

The sun started setting. I let out a sigh and layed down on the grass. He layed down next to me as well, still holding my hand.

HK: You know.... I lied. This wasn't a completely random day as I said it would be.

Me: What are you talking about? Did you hit your face against the pole on purpose?

HK: What, no! I mean... I like.... um...wanted to come to a place like this.

Me: Why?

HK: I wanted to be alone...... with you.

1, 2, 3- BLUSH!

Me: W-Why is that?

HK: Because I need to tell you something VERY VERY important.

Me: Hm?

HK: Well.... It's not like you didn't know already. You probably know... yeah, you do. Ah- it was too obvious anyways- but don't worry,  I- wait,  maybe I should.  You know what,  nah,  I can just tell you some other day-

Me: JUST TELL ME!

HK: I really like you.

I had absolutely no words for what he said. First of all,  it really was obvious,  but who was I to say something about it. It might sound really simple to you, diary, but for me, it was.... it was like if the world started all over again. I obviously don't know what that literally feels like. Maybe China knows.

Me: Really?

HK: No, I was joking- Yes, really.

Idiot.

Me: I-I.... I like you too.

HK: Seriously?

Me: Yeah...

He squeezed my hand a little.

Now that I think about,  isn't it a little scary that I can remember almost everything we said and did in the day? Weird.

HK:  Well....

Me: Well...

I scooted closer to him and he turned to look at me. I did the same,  to avoid awkwardness I guess.

We just started at each other for a while,  a huge blush on both our faces, until he finally decided to close the small gap that was in between us....with his face.

I would die to feel that once more.

We stayed like that for a few seconds,  which seemed like an eternity to me,  until he broke the kiss (sadly) and gently pulled me into a hug.

HK: That's something I wanted to do for a while...

Me: Me too...

HK:  I really love you... okay? 

Me:  Okay.

HK: Okay.

I finally read that book.

Literally,  the best day ever.

After a while of laying there in each others arms,  we got up and started heading back home.  It was about 8,  so nobody would be home to see me arriving so late.

Me: You wanna stay over again?

HK: If that's okay with you.

Me: Yeah. I don't really have any problem with it.

HK: Neither do I.

I let him stay in my room this time. 

ON A DIFFERENT MATTRESS-

I would be lying if I said that this wasn't the best day in my life.  I just feel so happy and confused at the time. 

"Why confused?"

Well.... because this means that I'm gay, right?  That's weird.  Not saying that being that is weird,  but it weird for me,  cause I don't even know... I guess I gotta get used to the idea.

Well,  I'm just gonna go crash on my bed,  maybe I'll even stay up late talking to Leon or something.  Who knows?  I'm just really happy that the universe made us meet in the first place.

-Iceland

An applause for the crappiest  chapter in the whole story *claps*