Dear Diary:

Help me.

Today I was supposed to go to Hong Kong's house.  Yes?  You remember that, diary,  right?

First,  I don't even know how I managed to get there since it was SO FUCKING FAR-

Let's say,  I got up at 6 am and got there at 2. Pretty far, am I right? Don't ask how I got there... I don't even know myself.

Okay,  okay, so I went to the address he told me to go to (I'm useless so he helped me on the phone)  Big house. Bigger than mine at least.  I knocked politely,  because yeah.  The door opened and-

China: WHY ARE YOU SO LAT- .....I-I'm sorry. Wrong kid.

Me: .......

BOI

After that- yes,  I brought my diary to his house. SUCK IT- as I was saying,  after that interesting moment at the door,  he let me in... after interrogating me with personal questions.  I'm still traumatized.

Hong Kong was sitting on a couch eating chips,  drinking soda and watching TV.  A show about a kid and a yellow dog. I didn't understand the language. I sat next to him on the couch. I think he did not see me walking up to him because he jumped a little and almost died.

Geez-

Me: Hello

HK: Um- Hi!

Me: "Um"?

HK: You almost killed me.

Me: Hm

The most awkward conversation in forever.

China: I'll be leaving to the... uh..."market".... for three hours. Maybe more. Don't break anything and don't die,  understand?

Me: Sure-

HK: Yeah,  whatever..."master"

China: Shut your ass.

And China left.

HK: Liar-

Me: What?

HK: He's going to see that "Russia"  guy. It's like,  the fourth time this week.

I do not know what to think of that.

His house is pretty neat and big compared to mine. Lots of nice paintings cover the walls. They have vases and neat cat thingy decorations.

Me: ..... so...

HK: So...

Ah,  awkwardness. You never fail to make me seem stupid.

Me: Where are your brothers?

Hong Kong twitched.

HK: I don't know. Somewhere,  but hopefully not here.

Me: How many do you have?

HK: ..... well.... they're not ALL brothers..  well,  yeah- but I like... don't see them much as i-

Me: Answer the goddamn question.

HK: I actually lost count.

Me: ...... you lost count?

HK: Yeah. Some don't live here. Some do,  but never stay very often. The ones that don't live here come to stay for a while and then leave.  I just loose count after a while,  you know?

Me: No.

HK: .......

Me: ........did you notice that we're all alone?

HK: The moment China stopped saying bullshit and walked out the door.

Haha

Me: Yeah but..... we're alone.

HK: .......oh...OH-

Me: Ye-

HK: YOU WANNA DO IT?! I LOVE YOU ICELAND,  BUT WHAT THE FUCK?  WE'RE TO YOUNG FOR THAT-

Me: NO, YOU IDIOT!

HK: hOLY- I almost died.. 

IDIOT-

Me:  I was just... expecting a... you know... a k-

HK: A cookie?  I have some I think. You gotta eat like one or two because they're Ko-

Me: No- well,  yes I want a cookie,  but...

HK: .......

He was not getting the message. I sighed,  sat on top of him and kissed him.

I would of described it but this is not like the fanfics I wri-

.... I WROTE THAT IN PEN!!!!!

Anyways,  beautiful moment,  yes,  until-

Idk:  HEY!  I don't suppose you're using my vi- HOLYFUCKWHATTHEHELLBLEGHHHH-

HK: UH-

He pushed me away. A little rude but I understand.

HK: I CAN EXPLAIN, KOREA-

So that was Korea...

Korea: NOOOOOO- I'M TELLING TEACH!

HK: YOU WOULDN'T!

Korea: I'LL TELL TEACH,  AND HE'LL RESPECT ME FOR THAT!

HK: IF YOU TELL TEACH ABOUT THIS,  I WILL TELL TEACH ABOUT THAT THING YOU SAID ABOUT HIM!

Korea: I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

HK: TEACH WILL BE SO DISGUSTED,  AND HE'LL HATE YOU!

Korea: NOOO!  THAT WILL DISHONOR TEACH FOREVER!

HK: I WILL TELL IF YOU TELL!

Korea: YOU WOULDN'T!

HK: I'LL CALL TEACH RIGHT NOW AND HE'LL SEE WHAT A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING YOU ARE BECAUSE OF THAT THOUGHT YOU HAD!

Korea: ALRIGHT I'M SORRY- I WON'T TELL TEACH ABOUT YOU MAKING OUT WITH SOME RANDOM PERSON!

Me: I'm not a random person... 

Japan: Who's making out with who?

HK: jAPAN- WHATCHYA DOIN HERE???

Korea:  GO AWAY!

Japan: I was going to visit you anyways today.

HK: SHEEEEEEEET

Me: Hong Kong... who is "teach"?

HK: Yaoi- I MEAN YA- SHIT, I MEAN CHINA!

Japan: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Korea: HAHAHAHAHA

Me: Oh... what's "Yaoi"?

Everyone in the room suddenly became quiet,  and I have never seen Hong Kong blush so hard before. I don't understand.

Korea:  HEY LOOK AT THE TIME!  IT'S TIME TO GOOOO-

And he ran upstairs and closed the door to what I suppose was his room.

HK: I-.... can we talk about this some other time?

Me: .......

Japan: Can I explain?

HK: NO,  YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS INNOCENT BABY! AND NO WORDS ABOUT THIS TO CHINA!

Japan: .....I do not intend to.

And now I understand half the reason of why Hong Kong does not wish to stay at his house.

It was just us four,  until China came back from the market and brought pizza.

China: I BROUGHT PIZZA-  ....... Japan.... why are you here?
Japan: ...... I came to visit.

China: .........visit who?

Japan: ........ All of you,  I suppose.

China: .........

Japan: ...... ALRIGHT,  I left my manga in the closet and I want it back.

China: I KNEW IT!

Japan: But I will stay to eat pizza.

China: Rude.

So we awkwardly ate pizza while Japan and China has some sort of staring competition.

I felt like if I was gonna choke at any moment.

And well.... here I am now... on the couch... being poked by Hong Kong while he reminds me the events of today. I had to rewrite several paragraphs and add parts I forgot. My memory may be good,  but it isn't perfect.  Well... I'll try to sleep... I think. Um... yeah.

-Iceland