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Saturday, April 8

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BEFORE WE START THIS SHITTY CHAPTER I JUST WANNA LET YA'LL KNOW THIS WAS ALL peter-pansexual 's IDEA

(not the whole story boi just this whole'wot I'm preg ;-;' part)

CREDIT BITCH

HERE'S YOUR DIRTY CREDIT *SPITS ON IT*

Jk boi u know I tolerate you *pat pat*

Btw quick A/N the Q&A will be published on April 12 or 13 and special chapter on the 13, 14 or somewhere around that date

So ya'll got time to ask questions if you want

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Dear Diary:

I didn't sleep well tonight at all ;v;

So... I was thinking

I really should tell someone about my... situation, right?

I mean, it would be correct

So I told Hong Kong since it's fucking HIS FAULT

Through text tho wtf

Me: I need to tell you something

HK: lol what

Me: Um...

Me: I'm pregnant

HK: Pffft it's not April fools

HK: It ain't funny anymore

Me: I'm serious. Look

And I sent him a picture of the pregnancy test

HK: LMAO WTF

Me: What is wrong with you?! I'm serious!! Look at the box

Sent him the picture of the box and the website

HK: ...

HK: That seems like a quality product. The website is the most legit thing I have ever seen in my life. I like, totally believe thou

Me: You don't seem very excited

HK: Oh trust me I'm DYING of excitement

Me: ..... Um, ok- what do I do now?

HK: Well

HK: You can't eat licorice anymore. Never again

HK: And you gotta stop watching TV and can't use your phone because of radiation

I threw my phone out the window

So now I'm in bed with a small wet cloth on my head

Hey that rhymed

Norway walked in the room a while ago and stared at me like "...."

So I explained it to him....

Me: I um... I need to tell you something...

Norway: I know you had sex

Me: Wh- HOW?

Norway: I'm your big brother. I know everything

Me: ....... I'M PREGNANT

And his face was a mix of "What the fuck" and "I'm trying not to laugh"

So I showed him everything. The website, the test and the fucking box

And after staring at them for a moment he just patted me and left

But I could of fucking sworn I heard laughter when he left my room ಠ_ಠ

So I think- NO, I AM CERTAIN that nobody gives a fuck about me anymore

And it's sad because now my life gave an unexpected turn and I gotta raise a kid and nobody, not even my fucking boyfriend cares and I'm just very very depressed and singing children songs to my stomach ;-;

AND I'M JUST A FUCKING TEEN HOW AM I GONNA RAISE THE POOR LITTLE SHIT WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT

What shall it be called?

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME??

-Iceland

This is really really sad but hilarious at the time istg

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