HAHAHA I GOT YOU AGAIN

APRIL FOOLS I ACTUALLY DID WRITE A CHAPTER

O BOI I'M ON FIRE TODAY SOMEBODY CALL THE FUCKING FIREFIGHTERS CUZ IMMA BURN THIS PLACE WITH MY RAZZLE DAZZLE

Seriously though, here's the chapter-

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Dear Diary:

Happy April's Fool ... Or whatever I don't even know what that is

oK JUST GOOGLED IT

Apparently it's a day where everyone is an idiot so you prank them...

.......

Like... why

Since that's what the "cool kids" do I guess I'm forced to do that too...

You know cuz im so swaggy i mean boi im outta dis world literally

SO JUST FOR TODAY

   WELCOME TO EMIL'S PRANK LIST

(A list of All My Aprils Fool Pranks)

>I died my hair green and jumped on the table during lunch and screamed "APRIL IS FOOL" AND EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED

Prank 1 was successful

>I prank called Liechtenstein

Her: Hello?

Me: YER A WIZARD, HARRY

AND THEN I HUNG UP

Prank 2 was successful

>I drew a dick on Sealand's forehead while he was taking a nap and then he went to a meeting with his friends

He still hasn't come back so

Prank 3 is not completed

>I called the police and told them Denmark murdered my sister and they took him to jail

But then I bailed him out so

Prank 4 was successful

>I stole Norway's butter and baked a cake

He was surprised

Prank 5 was indeed successful

>I prank called Hong Kong telling him I was pregnant and he FELL FOR IT

Me: I'm pregnant

HK:  Oh wow! I totally believe you

Me: Yup! It's gonna be a boy

HK:  Oh boi I can't WAIT

Me: APRIL IN FOOL MOTHERFUCKER

AND I HANGED UP IT WAS SO FUNNY

I HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE THIS MORNING

PRANK 6 FUCKING SUCCESSFUL

I NEED TO SLEEP... AND NOW MY HAIR IS... GREEN... :000

-ICELAND

I'm so fucking sorry...