Dear Diary:

I identify as a toaster now

So majestic and shiny

I'm not shiny tho

I'm a motherfucker!

That's why I'll ask my good friend, the incredible Sealand, to pour glitter on me so I can shine like the precious toaster I am

I haven't really talked about Sealand, have I? Sealand is my favourite person in the whole wide world!  He's so amazing and I want him to become a country so badly or else I'll cry ;-;

Sealand is the bestest thing that ever happened to me and I see him as a little brother!

But sometimes I get mad at Sealand!!!  >:( 

Sometimes I scream at him and Sealand chews my stupid Lego collection I have and I get very sad!! You know... that stupid Lego collection Denmark gave me for Christmas that I "hated" but I keep it in my drawer because I secretly love it  but I will never ever say I do

Wheee I'm gay :3

But that's ok

Because gay is FAB

(/030)/   ~(-0-)~  ^U^

By the way... I ate Sealand's cookies that Finland baked for him and Sealand had nothing to eat this morning :(

And now Sealand wants revenge

Actually

He already got his revenge :333

By the way, mate

I care about you what the hell you idiot????

I mean-

Sealand cares about me!  HURRAY

(/^-^)/  ~(>-<)~

Love,

-Stupid XD

Yes, Sealand decided to stay with the Nordics after the whole Canada thing (If you don't remember, he stayed with England a while over there)