*"Dear Diary:" is scribbled out*

-Adventure Log-

Entry 2#

Sealand:

It's morning already! We ate a healthy breakfast of granola bars and expired orange juice and headed off to a very tall mountain close to the cave! It's taking forever to climb it.

My favourite part about climbing was probably when we found that goat. They let me keep it and now I'm climbing the mountain on it!

I'm gonna make it mate with my other goat! :D

-mE!

Hong Kong:

UGHHH MY LEGS HURT AND ICELAND WALKS LIKE A FREAKING LADY

Lol,  this ain't even a log anymore.  It's a book of unfortunate events. 

"THE UNFORTUNATE EVENTS OF THREE RETARDS LOST IN THE WOODS: featuring,  a goat"

Like, the only thing I see right now is Iceland's butt in front of my face,  rocks,  the sky and my hopes of reaching the top soon rolling down the mountain.

Down

Down

dOWN

I wonder if Sealand has fo

*long line*

Iceland:

WHAT THE HELL

HONG KONG LITERALLY TRIPPED WITH A ROCK AND ROLLED DOWN THE MOUNTAIN

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????????

30 MINUTES OF CLIMBING JUST FOR THIS???

I AM ANGRY

-FUCK

Hong Kong:

YES ICELAND

I'M OKAY

MAYBE I SPRAINED MY ANKLE BUT I'M OKAY

THANKS FOR ASKING

-MEE

Sealand:

My goat took a poo next to a tree and Iceland stepped on it. 
HAHAHAHAHAHA

-  :D

Iceland:

I wanna say I'm not mad but that would be a lie.  You see,  I

*page is ripped and damaged. It immediately goes to Saturday, October 8*

3rd Person PoV:

Okay y'all,  this is a PoV.

So the idiots were sitting on a rock,  Iceland screaming at his boyfriend because he fell off a mountain and made them loose progress,  Hong Kong hissing in pain because of his obviously sprained ankle, which nobody gave an actual fuckshit about (sorry dude..) and Sealand petting his goat.  He named it Pebbles.

Suddenly,  while Iceland was writing in his book of gayness,  a wild grizzly bear appeared and said

"RAWWWWWR"

Hong Kong screamed loudly,  while Iceland screamed like a girl and Sealand gripped onto the goat,  which fled,  dragging him along for the ride.

Since Hong Kong could not run, and hopping on one foot would delay them and make both of them get violently devoured by the beast, Iceland carried him while running the fuck away from the bear.

The bear instinctively followed them because IT'S A FUCKING BEAR! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IT TO DO,  NOT FOLLOW YOU, SIT AND EAT SHIT? NO,  YOU ASS HEADS! BEARS RUN AFTER YOU!!

"WHAT'S HAPPENING,  WHY- UGH- WHY THE HELL IS A BEAR FOLLOWING U- don't touch there- WHY IS A BEAR FOLLOWING US?? ICELAAAAAAAAAAAAND"

"IF YOU COULD JUST KEEP STILL AND LET ME RUN IN PEACE,  MAYBE I COULD ANSWER THAT QUESTION.  I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! AND WHY ARE YOU SO HEAVY? YOU'RE NOT THAT OLDER THAN ME,  SO WHAT THE FUCK? "

"I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU BOI-"

A gunshot was heard close by.  It echoed throughout the woods and scared the shit out of the bear, making it flee.

Iceland stopped his short legs from running and looked up,  only to see the origin of said noise.

"What the McFuck is going on?" Finland stood straight,  holding his riffle in the air.

"Finland,  what are you doing here?" Iceland tilted his head in confusion. "Wait...don't tell me the others are here."

Finland just kept staring at Iceboi and his.... friend and slowly nodded. Iceland's annoyed groan made them come out.

"HEY ICE- WE DECIDED TO FOLLOWED YOU-"  A small choke from Norga- I mean Norway made him shut the hell up.

"We didn't followed you, brother... we coincidentally came here and saw you and your- ...... why are you carrying him?" His voice was smooth,  like the butter he eats.

"............. "

" Well,  my ankle's shit and in case you didn't notice, we totally got chased by a bear and-"

"Aren't you older?"

"No, sir."

"......hm"

"Wait,  he is younger than you? Oh! That makes you the man,  Iceland"

"Eh-"

"What are you talking about... " Norway squinted at them.
"Man of what? "

"WOW! That's a giant privilege  Icey!"

"But I'm not a-"

"THREE CHEERS! LET'S DRINK VODKA AND SWALLOW CANDY! "

"LET'S EAT PASTRIES!! CELEBRATION,  WOOO!"

"...... hmmm"

"I don't understand anything... "

The glare Iceland made at Fin and Denmark was like no other glare they have seen in their lives.

"We-  uh.... We agreed that there wouldn't actually be any of that shit during our relationship so everything is okay."

".... Relationship? You're... together? "

"Oh yeah. About a month now... right Ice?"

"..... Hong Kong, I was trying so hard not to tell him and you just spat it out like something completely obvious"

"Maybe because it was completely obvious? " Norway raised an eyebrow.

OHHH THE BASTARD KNEW ALL ALONG!!

They both blushed slightly, earning a smol adowable laugh from big brother Norge.

"Why didn't you tell me? As long as you're happy,  you can do whatever you want-"

"cAN I GET A PIERCING?"

"Slow your ass down"

"Hm,  where's Sealand? " Sweden looked around and couldn't see him.

Iceland sweat dropped."Well... you see-"

Suddenly,  Pebbles the goat ran by,  Sealand sitting on top. "Look! I'm the goat lord!!"

Everyone stared at him and decided to leave.

*New Page*

Saturday, October 8

Dear Diary:

You won't believe what happened today...

Epilogue:

As they made their way home,  Hong Kong turned his head up to face Iceland's.

"Y-You're still carrying me"

"Well,  until you can walk or get something to help you,  you'll have to get used to this"

Leon frowned slightly at his response.  "But Ice.. . this is weird" He slightly blushed and looked down.

The Icelandic boy gave him a small smirk and kissed him. "It's not... "

"ICELAND,  LEAVE THE POOR BOY ALONE! "

" YOU'RE NOT MY MOM FINLAND"

Hong Kong covered his face with his hands the rest of the way.

TEH FAKING END

Definition of the word "Shit" :  This chapter