Dear Diary:

We still can't find Denmark

We called his phone but it fell down the toilet last week

Finland is very concerned and called the police,  the firefighters,  animal control-

Sweden is checking in every Ikea just in case

I checked under every bridge in the city but only found hobos and mystical creatures (That's a story for another day)
Norway doesn't really seem that worried. But on the inside.... he's 10% worried

It's not the first time Denmark ran away tho,  so he must have some secret place he's staying at

I don't care

Anyways,  more important news,  now we have 3 goats again

I still don't understand how that happened

I mean,  our previous two are the same gender

Not to assume their gender though.... maybe they identify as attack helicopters or something

I don't know how goats work

At least ours

Sometimes,  they're really calm and just chew on Sweden's chair,  other times,  they "party" with Sweden's chair,  and other times,  they get together and push people down the stairs.... And then continue to eat Sweden's chair
Sweden is really pissed about it but can't murder the goats because Sealand will be very upset and destroy the house

And Mr. Puffin is gone again

This whole house is a mess,  I wanna run away too  >:v

-Iceland