Dear Diary~✨

We had to stay there yesterday since we had no vehicle so I slept in mud! :D

For breakfast we had to eat the cows because we packed no food

Good news is that it was really sweet! Norway broke his tooth with a piece of metal stuck in the meat though

¯\_(ツ)_/¯  whoops what'chya gonna do bout it  (Oh my please kill me)

So we had no car and civilization was SUPER SUPER far! But we were given a pair of legs for a reason, as Mr. Puffin used to say...

Used

So we walked walked walked walked walked and walked walked walked walked walked walked

I got tired so Sweden carried me and Finland :)

And we kept on going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going

(A/N: Anyone else getting a Déjà Vu? No? Ok...)

AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING UNTIL WE SAW A RIVER
But I don't know how to swim ;-; I'm terrible swimming

So everyone crossed just fine, until it was my turn to swim across

I'm not sure why we swam though, there was a road not too far but who am I to doubt my family's decisions?!

So I stepped into the water

And woke up in my bed

At first I was like ":( aw it was all a dream" but then I threw up water all over the place. Enough to fill 5 buckets

So I suppose I drowned and everyone saved me! Yay

I don't know anymore anything I just want some tasty lemons mmmm

GGood bye

-Iceland

Derp ending because I ran out of ideas and I hate writing as 2p Iceland. He's too happy like wtf die or something FEEL PAIN AND LIKE IT CUT YOUR FOOT OFF WITH A CHEESE SHREDDER OR SOMETHING JUST DON'T BE HAPPY

Anyway, Merry Christmas, and a happy New Year :)