I feel like this book title would fit more for like a poofless fanfic but whatever >~<
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I woke up to my alarm playing Disorganized Fun. Ronald Jenkees is the best. I yawned and sleepily picked up my phone, just barely stopping myself from hitting snooze. I looked at the time, 7:02 AM. Slowly but surely getting out of bed, I instantly walked over to my computer. Seeing that my last video had been posted, it dawned on me.

I was leaving. Leaving all my viewers, my family, hell, I was leaving from the place I lived in for the whole 18 years of my life!

Wiping a small tear from my eye, I checked the comments.

"Hey Petey, good luck out there! When I go next year, I'll try to find you!" - SlimeBlockMachine9

"For fudge sakes Brandon, how can we not be worried! Promise us you'll at least live in one piece!" - _Underscore_s_

"nOOOO D: fudging ollama! Be safe, and find a lover while you're out there ;)" - TheNotHappening

These shippers I swear... Hey, don't give me that look! At least I know im in a fanfic!

((BACK TO THE STORY))

I smiled. I was so lucky to have such awesome and kind subscribers.
But I'm leaving them now, and you know what? Blame Ollama!

Grabbing my phone again, I walked downstairs, seeing my mother had made bacon and eggs, my favorite!

"Morning Mom!"

"Morning Brandon, are you ready to go out?"

"To be honest, no."

My dad was reading a newspaper. I gave him a surprise hug from behind, "Morning Dad!"

He chuckled, "Morning Brandon."

"What are you reading about?" I asked curiously.

"Oh this? It's about a young boy by the name of Mathew.. He left home a year ago on his journey and it seems like he's one of the most powerful of his age! His whole backstory is in the paper, want to hear about it?"

"Uh, no thanks Dad, im good." It's probably nothing important anyway.

He just continued reading as I sat down and took a bite out of my bacon. Mmm, nice, crispy bacon. No one can beat Mom's recipe.

As I ate, a happy memory suddenly wandered through my mind.

Flashback

"Mom? Dad? I have something I need to confess to you.."

It wasn't long ago that I turned 15 and realized that I was bi, but I was ready to tell them.

"Sure Brandon, what is it?" My Dad asked.

I took a deep breath, and hesitated before saying the words, "Im bisexual."

Suddenly, my Dad burst out into laughter, my Mom's face turning into a bright tomato red.

"W-what is it?" I asked, worried that I had said something wrong. Were they going to kick me out? Were they angry?

"Y-your mother is bisexual!" He said.

And after a moment of Dad laughing, we all started to laugh along with him.

Flashback over

Ah, just another reminder of why I have the best family in the world.

I smiled, the warm memory still in my head. I quickly finished the eggs and the rest of the bacon and put it in the sink. Running upstairs to grab my stuff, I put my phone in my pocket. I'm so glad phones don't need to charge anymore. You basically have infinite internet, battery, and everything! It's awesome.

I know, wish you could have that too, huh? Except I can't use Youtube or Twitter for some reason. Sucks.

I'm now at the entrance of my house.

"Brandon, we have gifts for you before you leave." My mother says, handing me what seems like an encyclopedia of herbs and such.

"Just in case if I forgot to teach you anything. All the healing recipes and herbs are in there. I have another copy for myself, so don't worry."

I smiled and hugged her, her eyes threatening to spill tears. "I love you, Mom."

"I love you too, Brandon."

After our moment, my Dad walked up to me and handed me another enchanted diamond chestplate.

"Dad? I already have one."

"No son, this is a chestplate that my father gave to me when I left for my journey. Now, I'm giving it to you. Look at the enchantments."

I did so.

Protection III, Thorns II, Fire protection II, Block III, and Dodge IV.

Block and dodge? I've never heard of those enchantments. But whatever they are, they have to be sick and op as hell if my dad is giving me this!

"Thanks Dad, I love you." I hugged him and he hugged back. "Love you too."

"Be safe!"

As I walked away from the safety of my house, I gripped my sword, not looking back.

This was going to be a long, long ride.

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OHMYGOD I WROTE LIKE ALMOST 800 WORDS ON THAT

THATS THE MOST IVE EVER WRITTEN

shows how much hype I have for this amirite? c:

Hope you enjoyed! Have a rossome day! :D

- H A P P Y

kappa.