Also some iconic quotes from the musical Be More Chill bc why not

"It's like normal Pepsi, but CLEAR,"

"Now all the girls are gonna get to see the REAL Richard Goranski. And the dudes...oh my god, I am totally bi."

"So Jenna says Madeline says to Jake 'I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool' and then she lost at pool...DELIBERATELY."

"PIIIIIIIIIIINKberry"

"Where the fuck can I get some Mountain Dew red,"

"I can't stand up,"
"You're welcome."

"DID YOU KILL EMINEM?!"
"Noooooo...t exactly."

"It's like normal Mountain Dew, but red."

"Uh, hello? Some people need to pee!"
"I'm having my period!"
"...take your time, honey."

"ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAN."

"SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET SOME MOUNTAIN DEW RED?!"

"You think I wanted to teach high school drama? In New Jersey??"

"Are those drugs?"
"No...um...yeah."
"...whatever."

"I would stop there. After all, you don't want to end up like Rich."
"Rich? What did he..."
"I NeED moUNTain dEW RED"

"Jeremy, is that a girl? Is there a girl in there- oh, hi Micheal."

"Yeah, I've had sex in practically every room in this house."

"Yo, Jake, can you hold Jeremy down so I can force him to drink some Mountain Dew Red?"
"Actually? That doesn't sound too weird."

*dude throws his crutches onto the ground*
"It healed your legs?"
"No...but I can't feel PAIN."

"Nah man you tell her that she excites you sexually."

"Rich, you should've told me about the no Squip while drinking-"
"AHHHHHHH"
"Rich?"
"WARNING. WARNING. WARNING."

"Be More chILL- I mean. Chill"